[QUOTE=Renaissance]Shrek.[/QUOTE]

lolz i <3 shrek

[QUOTE=lunch998]lolz i <3 shrek[/QUOTE]

omgomgomg me2!11!

*really does*

hey.


Today we got to waste an hour and a half of school watching Star Wars. it was crazy. I had forgotten how cool of a movie the first one was.

'but i wanted to go to the tosche station to pick up some power converters!'
/whiny voice.

Well, I didn't get to go ice skating, but I did get some good head. :cool:

NP: Jay-Z - Politics As Usual

I like these new childrens movies. The replacement of classical cartoons with computer generated animations.

Star Wars is awesome. I wish I could find our 10 page discussion form earlier in the week.

hey i just realized this threads gonna have 1337 pages sometime tonight. rockin.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Well, I didn't get to go ice skating, but I did get some good head. :cool:

NP: Jay-Z - Politics As Usual[/QUOTE]

heh. I'm going to start using ice skating as code with my friends.

Today I told the girl that I liked her and I'd like for her to be my girlfriend but I would expect sex from a girlfriend in the not too distant future. She said she wants to be my girlfriend. I said OK but I better start getting sex really soon.

[QUOTE=darkavatar]hey i just realized this threads gonna have 1337 pages sometime tonight. rockin.[/QUOTE]

w3 r s0 1337 h3r3. n0 1 c4n c0n+3nd w!+h u$

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]heh. I'm going to start using ice skating as code with my friends.

Today I told the girl that I liked her and I'd like for her to be my girlfriend but I would expect sex from a girlfriend in the not too distant future. She said she wants to be my girlfriend. I said OK but I better start getting sex really soon.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, that's how you gotta treat 'em.

Also, on her way out of the room, my girlfriend's roommate was like, "You two are [i]such[/i] a cute couple" and then had this sexy grin on her face as she left. I'm thinking threesome but I'm not going say a da[SIZE=2]m[/size]n thing about it.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Hahaha, that's how you gotta treat 'em.

Also, on her way out of the room, my girlfriend's roommate was like, "You two are [i]such[/i] a cute couple" and then had this sexy grin on her face as she left. I'm thinking threesome but I'm not going say a da[SIZE=2]m[/size]n thing about it.[/QUOTE]

Try not to get to excited about it.

heh...

I've talked to a few girls and apparently they would rather a threesome with another girl as opposed to another guy. That is only the majority of highschool girls I've talked to about it though.

Viking Vs Pirate: We have to start using Ice skating as code for sex
Viking Vs Pirate: tell people you're going ice skating with a girl
flippedout198: but i like to say sex
flippedout198: but
flippedout198: in girls presence
Viking Vs Pirate: Ice Skating kinda sounds like sex
Viking Vs Pirate: yeah
flippedout198: ill use Ice Skating
Viking Vs Pirate: as code
Viking Vs Pirate: it's the perfect thing to use
flippedout198: so ya... we were gonna go ice skating tonight
Viking Vs Pirate: exactly
flippedout198: then she'll be like WHAT???1
flippedout198: and ill be like ill explain later
flippedout198: and forget
Viking Vs Pirate: heh
flippedout198: do you trim your balls

The way conversations go with the other guitarist of my band.

What do you use in the summer?

[QUOTE=lunch998]Try not to get to excited about it.[/QUOTE]

I'm trying.

I've actually been thinking threesome for about a month but i've been too chickensh[size=2]i[/size]t to do anything about it.

[QUOTE=DM]I've talked to a few girls and apparently they would rather a threesome with another girl as opposed to another guy. That is only the majority of highschool girls I've talked to about it though.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, plus her roommate is like, her best friend, so the odds of it happening could be pretty high...I dunno if I wanna ruin the relationship in case one or both are opposed to it.

[QUOTE=darkavatar]hey.


Today we got to waste an hour and a half of school watching Star Wars. it was crazy. I had forgotten how cool of a movie the first one was.

'but i wanted to go to the tosche station to pick up some power converters!'
/whiny voice.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Good times. In English, because we just read The Chrysalids, we get to watch X-Men. That's right, after weeks of talking about human rights and treating others with respect, no matter who they are, we get to kick back and watch Pyro set cars on fire with his mind :cool:

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]I dunno if I wanna ruin the relationship in case one or both are opposed to it.[/QUOTE]

You do realize this is a threesome we're talking about...

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]I'm trying.

I've actually been thinking threesome for about a month but i've been too chickensh[size=2]i[/size]t to do anything about it.



Yeah, plus her roommate is like, her best friend, so the odds of it happening could be pretty high...I dunno if I wanna ruin the relationship in case one or both are opposed to it.[/QUOTE]

My friend was close, with these two drunk best friends in bed flirting with him, but then they just kept talking and babbling on. So it didn't happen. I felt kinda bad for him.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]You do realize this is a threesome we're talking about...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, and a lot of girls might me "grossed out" by that kind of thing, and maybe she'll get offended that I'd want to do a sexual act with her friend.

I bet he went into the bathroom and jacked off. That is every man's practical solution to the coc[b][i][/b][/i]k tease.

DN - I know I was just being a dick.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Yeah, and a lot of girls might me "grossed out" by that kind of thing, and maybe she'll get offended that I'd want to do a sexual act with her friend.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes you gotta take a calculated risk.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I bet he went into the bathroom and jacked off. That is every man's practical solution to the coc[b][i][/b][/i]k tease.

DN - I know I was just being a dick.[/QUOTE]

Probably. I wouldn't know I was passed out by that time.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I bet he went into the bathroom and jacked off. That is every man's practical solution to the coc[b][i][/b][/i]k tease.

DN - I know I was just being a dick.[/QUOTE]

He was drunk, so maybe he didn't even bother to go into the bathroom :lol:

And I kinda figured.

[QUOTE=lunch]Sometimes you gotta take a calculated risk.[/QUOTE]

I know, but still...

/me is uploading Dark Tranquility - Skydancer / Of Chaos And Eternal Light and Iced Earth - The Reckoning

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]He was drunk, so maybe he didn't even bother to go into the bathroom :lol:

And I kinda figured.



I know, but still...[/QUOTE]

Just f[COLOR=White]uck[/COLOR] her until you get bored. If you break up for some reason before you ask her if you could have a threesome, you will regret it forever.

4 me :-*

NP Anathema - Sleepless

What a good song.

I need more chocolate milk. My glass is empty.

We need to make a yousendit thread. We just need a way to organize it.

[QUOTE=lunch998]Just f[COLOR=White]uck[/COLOR] her until you get bored. If you break up for some reason before you ask her if you could have a threesome, you will regret it forever.[/QUOTE]

I don't think fu[SIZE=2]cking[/SIZE] her could ever get boring :lol:

And I also don't want to think about breaking up for any reason.

[QUOTE=DM]something about chocolate millk[/QUOTE]

/is drinking a Bud.

/has Harp in the fridge which is better than bud

/is underage; should not know about beer

NP Frameshift - River out of Eden (aka supergay prog)

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]/has Harp in the fridge which is better than bud

/is underage; should not know about beer[/QUOTE]

Harp costs more than Bud. Do you think I'm made of money?

EDIT: I'm underage too, fool

Actually the tital of the thread describes somthing that happend to one of my friends today, he found out his parents are still sexually active because we went out, but he forgot his wallet in his parents room, we went back to get it and he went into his parents room, then ran out. lol he walked in on his parents ****ing.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]NP Anathema - Sleepless

What a good song.

I need more chocolate milk. My glass is empty.[/QUOTE]
I want some milk.

I wish I had some god da[size=2]m[/size]n milk. My Cheerios just ain't the same.

My parents have sex all the time. They make me and my brother go to bed at like 8pm so they can have sex. It gives me hope that when I am 50, I too will still be having sex.

I hope [I]someone [/I] caught onto that :(

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]My parents have sex all the time. They make me and my brother go to bed at like 8pm so they can have sex. It gives me hope that when I am 50, I too will still be having sex.[/QUOTE]
At least you haven't heard your grandparents play some baseball.

You want milk?

It's Stormtroopers of Death.

Remember that song I recommended to you in FL, you hated it?

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]At least you haven't heard your grandparents go ice skating[/QUOTE]

fix'd

You know, while my gf was going down on me, it hit me just how selfless women are when they give head...there is nothing appealing about it, it would seem, yet they do it anyway.

That reminds me, I'm probably going ot have to give her oral sometime soon. :upset:

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]It's Stormtroopers of Death.

Remember that song I recommended to you in FL, you hated it?[/QUOTE]

I do indeed. That is the name of the song?