[QUOTE=Meatplow;17326056]reading all the MJ jokes that have sprung up in his aftermath[/QUOTE]
post them here

The medical examiner claims his death was caused by food poisoning...too many 9 year old nuts and 11 year old weiners

for instance

did an australian write that joke or something

too soon

the only thing i heard was something about how 99% of his body was plastic so it was going to be melted down and made into toys so kids could play with him for a change

but yeah somebody already posted about that.

[QUOTE=easylee;17326073]did an australian write that joke or something[/QUOTE]

australians don't say weiner

snags on the barbie

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17326076]the only thing i heard was something about how 99% of his body was plastic so it was going to be melted down and made into toys so kids could play with him for a change

but yeah somebody already posted about that.[/QUOTE]

yeah i took that one from a text my friend sent me lol

same here

so karl marx and friends' drummer just remembered to call me and the guitarist and be like "lol im visitting my girlfriend" so ep recording is postponed //_-

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17326074]too soon[/QUOTE]

No, this is the ideal time to make jokes, while people are still grossly offended by it.

[QUOTE=masscows;17326084]yeah i took that one from a text my friend sent me lol[/QUOTE]

yeah i got that one too and lol'd

what up

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17326195]No, this is the ideal time to make jokes, while people are still grossly offended by it.[/QUOTE]

lol

MICHAEL JACKSON [B]SUCKED[/B]

I HOPE HE'S BURNING IN [B]HELL[/B]

I wonder whether I can get some kind of far-right church group to protest at Michael Jackson's funeral, they tend to like embarrassing people needlessly

hahahaha

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17326492]what up[/QUOTE]

nm brah wut u doin?

nothing

im tryin 2 get mah dick wet but mah girl iz at da mall :[

should've went w/ her

I hate the mall but I'd go if I was guaranteed some dome

I hate going to the mall with her because she takes ****ing forever to do everything.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17326602]I hate going to the mall with her because she takes ****ing forever to do everything.[/QUOTE]

does she ever try on lingerie :naughty:

Yeah, not at the store, though. She saves that for when we get home and I can touch her naughty parts and whatnot.

creepy question, but
does she wear thongs or panties

....

I think adb lives vicariously through other people's sex lives.

nail your gf 4 me bro

[QUOTE=Angmar;17326719]I think adb lives vicariously through other people's sex lives.[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17326678]creepy question, but
does she wear thongs or panties[/QUOTE]

Man, I haven't seen her in a thong since high school. :[

women wearing thongs always sounded weird to me bcuz these are what thongs are in australia

[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/28kuazr.jpg[/img]

also I can't find the one scene from this show but it has a POV shot of a thong being thrown at someone. I can only wonder what a foreigner would think of it

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fat+pizza&search_type=&aq=f

Derp lol.

Dis place is dead as hell.