a little...




i JUST farted something putrid at work (seriously)


heres you chance :lol:

[QUOTE=Che Guevara]a little...




i JUST farted something putrid at work (seriously)


heres you chance :lol:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]We had Chili Con Carne at work, I'm gonna go crazy in a few hours [/QUOTE]
Beaten you were.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Beaten you were.[/QUOTE]
/Lets out a smelly bastard
:cool:

[QUOTE=the2stranger]Good god. Just got back form work.
We had Chili Con Carne at work, I'm gonna go crazy in a few hours :naughty:

woohoo, a week off from uni.

np: Burzum - Dunkleheit[/QUOTE]
i had Rogan Josh at my girlfriends last night, her mum made it extra spicy :)
made me a bit uncomfortable later on, lol.

NP: Trivium - Master of Puppets. i quite like this cover.

[QUOTE=Josh]i had Rogan Josh at my girlfriends last night, her mum made it extra spicy :)
made me a bit uncomfortable later on, lol.

NP: Trivium - Master of Puppets. i quite like this cover.[/QUOTE]
hehe it burned coming out didn't it

[QUOTE=Josh]i had Rogan Josh at my girlfriends last night, her mum made it extra spicy :)
made me a bit uncomfortable later on, lol.

NP: Trivium - Master of Puppets. i quite like this cover.[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean about feeling uncomfortable, my gf's mom made something spicy too a while ago.
It was so awkward when I came back from the toilet after spending 20 minutes there, my gf was like, what have you done? :confused:

[QUOTE=guitrguy]hehe it burned coming out didn't it[/QUOTE]
it was violent. i held it all in until i got home, i wish i'd just let one rip in her sister's face instead.

[quote=the2stranger]I know what you mean about feeling uncomfortable, my gf's mom made something spicy too a while ago.
It was so awkward when I came back from the toilet after spending 20 minutes there, my gf was like, what have you done?:confused:[/quote]
i hate taking a dump at anyone elses house ever, and after having curry, there was no way in hell i was gonna stink the entire house out.

[QUOTE=Josh]it was violent. i held it all in until i got home, i wish i'd just let one rip in her sister's face instead.[/QUOTE]
:lol: I hate holding it in, it so god damn painful.

I hate going if I'm not in my house though, so it's a tossup between which is worse.

[QUOTE=Josh]it was violent. i held it all in until i got home, i wish i'd just let one rip in her sister's face instead.[/QUOTE]
MWHAHAHAH :lol:
I did that to a friend once.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
I was like 10 or so and I was a happy fellow.
a mate of mine was playing in the sandbox.
I ran about the playground, and all of the sudden felt a huge ripper coming up.
So I ran to this buddy, who was making a sand castle and not expecting anything.
I grabbed his face, put my äss against his face and let this huge ripper out.
:cool:

a the joy of being young.

[QUOTE]i hate taking a dump at anyone elses house ever, and after having curry, there was no way in hell i was gonna stink the entire house out.[/QUOTE]
Me too, but somethimes you just can't hold it in any longer, and considering I was spending two more days at my gf's, I had no choice.

i love farting on my girls cat :lol:



"claw me again will ya!!" <fart>

[QUOTE=guitrguy]:lol: I hate holding it in, it so god damn painful.[/QUOTE]
too right. the number of times i've gone home with terrible trapped wind...
[quote=Deth]I hate going if I'm not in my house though, so it's a tossup between which is worse.[/quote]
that's pretty much it.

also, for some strange reason there's no toilet seat at her house, which puts me off. :-/

you just like whispering sweet nothings into peoples ears :lol:

[QUOTE=Josh]too right. the number of times i've gone home with terrible trapped wind...[/QUOTE] then you're afraid to fart because you migth accidently shi[SIZE="2"]t too[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=guitrguy]then you're afraid to fart because you migth accidently shi[SIZE="2"]t too[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
:lol:

aah man, I'm a terrible man, turning this whole convo in to farting and crapping talk..

ooh well, it's fun to discuss.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]then you're afraid to fart because you migth accidently shi[SIZE="2"]t too[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
i've never done that, but after a curry, i spose anything's possible.
[QUOTE=the2stranger]aah man, I'm a terrible man, turning this whole convo in to farting and crapping talk..

ooh well, it's fun to discuss.[/QUOTE]
aren't we all such mature guys...

>_>

<_<

[QUOTE=the2stranger]:lol:

aah man, I'm a terrible man, turning this whole convo in to farting and crapping talk..

ooh well, it's fun to discuss.[/QUOTE]
haha ya, it is something every one can relate too.
[QUOTE=Josh]i've never done that, but after a curry, i spose anything's possible.[/QUOTE]
My bowels go crazy like that when ever I eat nuclear wings from Beef 'o' Brady's

[QUOTE=Josh]also, for some strange reason there's no toilet seat at her house, which puts me off. :-/[/QUOTE]
?

Why the hell not?

This is why I don't eat spicy foods. I can't crap in someone else's house. It just makes me uncomfortable.

stage fright huh? :lol:

[QUOTE=Deth]I hate going if I'm not in my house though, so it's a tossup between which is worse.[/QUOTE]
I used to be like that, but now I have goal to hit every bathroom at my school before I graduate.

Man, today has been a great day. First up my order from Amazon arrived, and it'd been so long in coming that I'd given up on it. This means I finally got my CDs, Liszt's Transcendental Etudes and the complete Prokofiev piano sonatas. Then I went out and Virgin have a sale on, so I got Bach's Goldberg Variations, a 5 disc Dvorak collection, music by Grieg and Liszt and the complete Beethoven symphonies as arranged for piano by Liszt, and all for £3.99 each. A good day indeed.

How's everyone else then? Apart from bowl issues and such.

NP:Liszt - Beethoven's 5th

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]?

Why the hell not?[/QUOTE]
i don't know. there just isn't one :-/

EDIT: ooh, dinnertime. not curry, lol. pork, honey and mustard sausages ftw :)

[QUOTE=metal guitar]Man, today has been a great day. First up my order from Amazon arrived, and it'd been so long in coming that I'd given up on it. This means I finally got my CDs, Liszt's Transcendental Etudes and the complete Prokofiev piano sonatas. Then I went out and Virgin have a sale on, so I got Bach's Goldberg Variations, a 5 disc Dvorak collection, music by Grieg and Liszt and the complete Beethoven symphonies as arranged for piano by Liszt, and all for £3.99 each. A good day indeed.

How's everyone else then? Apart from bowl issues and such.

NP:Liszt - Beethoven's 5th[/QUOTE]
I got Kill by Cannibal Corpse today... already had the leak for a while though...the bonus DVD looks awesome...I'm gonna watch it later.

Need to do more coursework first. Iron will!

[QUOTE=Che Guevara]stage fright huh? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Definitely. Actually, up until second semester here at college, I preferred to use the public bathroom than the one we share with out suitemates. At least the public one has a lock on the inside!

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]Definitely. Actually, up until second semester here at college, I preferred to use the public bathroom than the one we share with out suitemates. At least the public one has a lock on the inside![/QUOTE]
What happened to cause the stage fright

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I got Kill by Cannibal Corpse today... already had the leak for a while though...the bonus DVD looks awesome...I'm gonna watch it later.

Need to do more coursework first. Iron will![/QUOTE]
Don't think I've heard Cannibal Corpse, but nice all the same. As for the coursework, I know how that is. I'm supposed to revise aswell during this holiday at some point. Meh, at some point.

NP: Liszt - Beethoven's 3rd \m/

Turning out to be a great purchase so far

^dude, I was thinking about you the other day, where ya been?

[QUOTE=petey]It was so awkward when I came back from the toilet after spending 20 minutes there, my gf was like, what have you done?[/QUOTE]

But really, what were you doing?...

I've never taken a crap at high school in the six years I've spend there, it's just such a nasty thought.
I love taking craps at uni though, it's nice and clean, and I always go to the top floor, aka the toilets that no one ever uses.
so I can take a safe crap there.

Metalguitar: Nice purchases man!

[QUOTE=Stoicy]But really, what were you doing?...[/QUOTE]
Taking a crap ofcourse, what ellse would one do at a toilet?

on second thought, I fell asleep on the toilet once, when I was small and sick.

So...you weren't conducting yourself in a solo symphony?