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Let's Chop Cats! 04-09-2005 08:57 PM

Get out.

Anxious 04-09-2005 08:58 PM

[QUOTE=Ihatehate]I'm bisexual.[/QUOTE]
i still dont belive your black.

Frankenstein77 04-09-2005 09:00 PM

****. I banned again. :(
Blackflag! Let's have gay sex.

SantaDuJuan 04-09-2005 09:02 PM

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]You're a bisexual ******? That means both the KKK and the Nation of Islam hate you. Good going.[/QUOTE]


Yes. But its a life.

SantaDuJuan 04-09-2005 09:03 PM

[QUOTE=blackflagbassist]i still dont belive your black.[/QUOTE]


I can prove it on my webcam.
Yahoo: Anarcho_fag
AIM: Iamonfeeblchrist
Msn: [email]Jarface22@msn.com[/email]

Anxious 04-09-2005 09:03 PM

[QUOTE=Frankenstein77]****. I banned again. :(
Blackflag! Let's have gay sex.[/QUOTE]
get out, none wants you here

Rise Me Up 04-09-2005 09:03 PM

my sister's bi

we could have insestual bisexual sex

to i hate hate

Let's Chop Cats! 04-09-2005 09:04 PM

[size=20]GET BACK ON TOPIC[/SIZE]

Jello is the man.

SantaDuJuan 04-09-2005 09:04 PM

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ][size=20]GET BACK ON TOPIC[/SIZE]

Jello is the man.[/QUOTE]

I was listening to DK a couple of minuents ago.

sketchyjoe 04-09-2005 09:05 PM

Well it would be a bit surprising if he was the woman.

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:06 PM

Jello pwns you all

Rise Me Up 04-09-2005 09:07 PM

did jello write all of DK's songs

SantaDuJuan 04-09-2005 09:07 PM

[QUOTE=chairman_of_the_board]did jello write all of DK's songs[/QUOTE]


I wouldn't be surprised if he did or didn't.

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:09 PM

[QUOTE=chairman_of_the_board]did jello write all of DK's songs[/QUOTE]

99% of them. Some other members wrote some songs. Off the top of my head Klaus wrote Dog Bite and 6025 wrote Religious Vomit. Plus he didn't write the covers they did, like Rawhide.

Rise Me Up 04-09-2005 09:09 PM

oh so he wrote all the good songs

sketchyjoe 04-09-2005 09:10 PM

No he didn't. Most of them were collaborations when he wrote the lyrics and then hummed the riffs into a tape recorder and the band wrote the actual music from his tapes. Some songs were written by other members of the band entirely eg Dead End and At My Job by East Bay Ray, Hellnation by DH or Religious Vomit by 6025

Let's Chop Cats! 04-09-2005 09:10 PM

EBR wrote Your Emotions.

I know there was some calaborative effort on such songs of Holiday in Cambodia and California Uber Alles by other non-band members.

VietnameseBaby77 04-09-2005 09:10 PM

Ok! Don't ban me anymore, I'll be good. :)

And just to stay on topic..
I don't know if any of you know this, but Jello talks like a faggot.
Ok, I'm just kidding. <3 <3 That's my last disobedient thing. ^^
But seriously, the song Jesus Was A Terrorist wasn't done by the Dead Kennedys as alot of people think, it was done by Nomeansno with Jello singing.

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:11 PM

Yeah Jello didn't right the musical things, I was talking more on the lyrics side.

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:12 PM

[QUOTE=VietnameseBaby77]Ok! Don't ban me anymore, I'll be good. :)

And just to stay on topic..
I don't know if any of you know this, but Jello talks like a faggot.
Ok, I'm just kidding. <3 <3 That's my last disobedient thing. ^^
But seriously, the song Jesus Was A Terrorist wasn't done by the Dead Kennedys as alot of people think, it was done by Nomeansno with Jello singing.[/QUOTE]

Just give up and go away.

SantaDuJuan 04-09-2005 09:12 PM

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]EBR wrote Your Emotions.

I know there was some calaborative effort on such songs of Holiday in Cambodia and California Uber Alles by other non-band members.[/QUOTE]


Kinda weird since people define the band by those 2 songs.

sketchyjoe 04-09-2005 09:13 PM

Jello wrote songs witha notepad and a tape recorder. He'd hum the riffs into the tape recorder and then the band would come upwith the riffs based on the tapes. They both relied on each other. [QUOTE=VietnameseBaby77]But seriously, the song Jesus Was A Terrorist wasn't done by the Dead Kennedys as alot of people think, it was done by Nomeansno with Jello singing.[/QUOTE]Absolutely everyone knows this.

VietnameseBaby77 04-09-2005 09:13 PM

I didn't know that. :D

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:14 PM

And now that Jello is gone, the new DK doesnt write any new songs. And they look pretty dumb up on stage singing about Reagan nearly 20 years after his presidency.

SantaDuJuan 04-09-2005 09:15 PM

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]And now that Jello is gone, the new DK doesnt write any new songs. And they look pretty dumb up on stage singing about Reagan nearly 20 years after his presidency.[/QUOTE]

Well atleast they don't make new albums like The Misfits.

VietnameseBaby77 04-09-2005 09:15 PM

DK still tours? I thought they were all in different bands or something now. But then again, I haven't really paid attention to any of that stuff lately.

sketchyjoe 04-09-2005 09:15 PM

I dunno. California Uber Alles is still pretty relevant.

I heard Jello rewrote some of the lyrics for when he did it with The Melvins.

Rise Me Up 04-09-2005 09:16 PM

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Yeah Jello didn't right the musical things, I was talking more on the lyrics side.[/QUOTE]


me too

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:17 PM

[QUOTE=Ihatehate]Well atleast they don't make new albums like The Misfits.[/QUOTE]

Well that's true. But they wouldnt be as bad as the new Misfits, because the Misfits have always sucked. Plus the new DK is all the same musicians, just a new, yet crappy, singer. I don't think the new singer has the political knowledge or talent like Jello does.

SantaDuJuan 04-09-2005 09:19 PM

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Well that's true. But they wouldnt be as bad as the new Misfits, [B]because the Misfits have always sucked[/B]. Plus the new DK is all the same musicians, just a new, yet crappy, singer. I don't think the new singer has the political knowledge or talent like Jello does.[/QUOTE]

Misfits4evea

But really. I think one a band has gone through their peak its hard to make a decent album the true fans will really love.

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:19 PM

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I dunno. California Uber Alles is still pretty relevant.

I heard Jello rewrote some of the lyrics for when he did it with The Melvins.[/QUOTE]

Even though line "I am governor Jerry Brown" is a little dated.

I rewrote my own version of California Uber Alles, I'll look for it if anyone wants to see it.

I don't know if he rewrote any with The Melvins, they did preform Moon Over Marin on the boot I have, but I can barley hear anything.

sketchyjoe 04-09-2005 09:20 PM

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]I rewrote my own version of California Uber Alles, I'll look for it if anyone wants to see it.[/QUOTE]
Ditto.

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:22 PM

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Ditto.[/QUOTE]

I want to see yours, and I'll find mine to post.

Rise Me Up 04-09-2005 09:22 PM

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Even though line "I am governor Jerry Brown" is a little dated.

I rewrote my own version of California Uber Alles, I'll look for it if anyone wants to see it.

I don't know if he rewrote any with The Melvins, they did preform Moon Over Marin on the boot I have, but I can barley hear anything.[/QUOTE]



i want to see it,find it

Brain Toad 04-09-2005 09:25 PM

A Tribute to Jello (California Uber Alles)
 
I am Governor Scrawzenegger
Nazi Father
I'll kil your brother
Soon I will be president

If a constitional amendment
is all i need
to be president
I will make all of you
pass the bill, i feel sorry for you

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Budget promises mean nothing to you
100% all gone
You will keep re-electing me
And you will keep on praising me

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
Davis won't come back you say
Don't you worry, I made him pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now its 2000 and 4
Knock knock at your front door
It's the SS elimination police
They have come for crimethink neice

She'll go straight to joycamp
We will make sure she has brain revamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
This chemical will give you power

Die on child made poison gas
More effective than teargas
Kill off all the baby boomers
That's the way of the terminator

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California




There you go. I wrote it shortly after Arnie was elected.

sketchyjoe 04-09-2005 09:34 PM

Here's my version of California Uber Alles. I'm not that happy with it but it didn't take me too long to write.

I am the Governor Scharzenegger
Here to clean up all the beggars
You’re glad I can’t be president

You thought things couldn’t get worse
But your led by Mr Universe
Now I command all of you
Your kids can watch my movies in school
Make sure that they enjoy them too

California, Uber Alles, California Uber Alles
Uber Alles, California, Uber Alles California

Machines will control you
Kill anything natural
My dad was in the master race
Mention this and I’ll smash your face

Pollution growing, what a bummer
But I still want to drive my hummer
I want a car that works you say
Buy American or you will pay
And be sure to Jingle All The Way

California, Uber Alles, California Uber Alles
Uber Alles, California, Uber Alles California

Welcome to the year 2008
A land filled with fear and hate
Here come the secret police
To kill you and to rape your niece

Women’s lib, ha, what a joke!!
I just want a little grope
Come in to the back of my car
You must want me I’m a movie star

I still know nothing of politics
I just want subhumans fixed
You’ll die unless you’re aryan
If you fight conan the barbarian
If you fight conan the barbarian

California, Uber Alles, California Uber Alles
Uber Alles, California, Uber Alles California






I also did a parody of Holiday In Cambodia about sex tourism that I'm a lot happier with.



You’re a businessman with a pension plan
You’ve got your seat on the board
Wife with big t[u]it[/u]s and two cute kids
But you really want a ten year old whore

You f'uck your wife almost every night
And you find that quite pleasant
But while you kiss you can’t help but wish
For someone more pre-pubescent

It’s time to go and get yours
Somewhere with less-restrictive laws
You’ll pay for it or take it by force
You’ll pay for it or take it by force

On your holiday in Cambodia
For you it’s like heaven
Your holiday in Cambodia
No-one older than eleven

Surf the web at night looking for a site
To remind you of your vacation
Dreaming of when you get back to Phnom Penh
For some more child fornication

You’re still bitter about Gary Glitter
Because he was your travelling mate
Now you go on your own lying on the phone
Saying “Honey, the talks are going great”

Now you can go to the place of yours dream
Invite your buddies from your golfing team
So you can all hear the little girls scream
So you can all hear the little girls scream

On your holiday in Cambodia
Get laid for a couple of pence
Your holiday in Cambodia
At your companies expense

Per-vert, Per-vert, Per-vert etc

It’s a holiday in Cambodia
Try not to drink the water
It’s a holiday in Cambodia
Just don’t think about your daughter

Rise Me Up 04-09-2005 09:38 PM

its way funny to read those while listing to the song

$bassline$ 04-09-2005 09:44 PM

i did my own version of california uber alles about our new superintendent of schools who wants to make everyone wear uniforms.

things to know for this to make sense: anne arundel county is the school district and eric j. smith is the superintendent



I am intendent Eric Smith
My agenda is full of ****
Soon you will be my sheep
Student's rights will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will repremand all of you
Your kids have to dress up in school
Your kids have to dress up in school

Anne Arundel Uber alles
Anne Arundel Uber alles
Uber alles Anne Arundel
Uber alles Anne Arundel

Nazi teachers will control you
Hundred percent safe and legal
You will dress for the master race
And alway wear the happy face
No ties, can't happen here
Eric on the white horse is near
The freedom won't come back you say
Shut up and follow or you will pay
Fix that wrinkle or you will pay

Anne Arundel Uber alles
Anne Arundel Uber alles
Uber alles Anne Arundel
Uber alles Anne Arundel

Now it is 2008
Piss test to see what you ate
It's the suit and tie county police
Telling how to dress your uncool niece
Come quietly to the class
You'd look nice if you cut the sass
Don't you worry it's only a rule
Next you're gonna have to pray in school
Die wearing the same thing every day
Express yourself another way
You will dress you little clown
Dressin' up or your grade goes down
Dressin' up for president Smith

Anne Arundel Uber alles
Anne Arundel Uber alles
Uber alles Anne Arundel
Uber alles Anne Arundel

sketchyjoe 04-11-2005 07:34 AM

You should play that at a school talent show or something.

CDR_Cool 04-11-2005 02:32 PM

hahaha i agree with that

great profile, I never knew about all the trials and stuff.


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