I got me a girlfriend Saturday, and a 1000th post!

Yay for me!

Nudes of her up later!

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]I've seen that before.


My friend says that if you freeze a fly and wait till he's frozen and tie his leg on a string, then let it thaw, it's awesome.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. It's for bees and yeah it serioudly works. I was entertained for hours, until I let the bee fly into the ceiling fan... :upset:

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[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]What's your name man-sister?[/QUOTE]

Candi Jackson-Simpson

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]What's your name man-sister?[/QUOTE]
Jared...............eena

[QUOTE=EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]Yeah. It's for bees and yeah it serioudly works. I was entertained for hours, until I let the bee fly into the ceiling fan... :upset:

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Jaredeena, that's disgusting. And I'm telling Mom.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]I got me a girlfriend Saturday, and a 1000th post!

Yay for me!

Nudes of her up later![/QUOTE]


she's better be hot :angry:

Im totally gone emo today.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Jaredeena, that's disgusting. And I'm telling Mom.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to eat your face :angry:

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]Im totally gone emo today.[/QUOTE]


Please don't bother if she is black. And why is that?

She's a gook, because i knew you like em like that. And i've been listening to emo constantly today, Alexisonfire owns you.

Oh yeah? But Alexisonfire is clichemo...

Clichemo? That was almost offending.

Naw, don't let it be. I like a lot of clichemo bands.

Moneen is one of my favorite bands so yeah.

Good<3

Yeahuh

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha skruunch saying alexisonfire reminded me of something that happened today.

we found a dead squirrel on the roof of a building, all rotting and stinking of crap, and as you'd expect we started playing baseball using our skateboards. after we got bored of that, we got some bam kid to lob it at some passing cars. after he failed a few times, we got him to put it under a parked cars windscreen wiper.

then we got bored of that so we got him to put it through the grills between the headlights, so it was in the heating system and when he turned it on the car it would stink like a rotting corpse.

eventually the owner came back with his two young kids, and the kids got in the car while the dad checked out the weird stains on his bonnet :lol: and then they all got in, and you should've seen the looks on their faces, it was ****ing hilarious bcuase they had obviously turned on the heating and had the smell of rotting squirrel brains blasted in their faces :lol:.

wow, thats long.

hahahaha

Hahaha, that's pretty great.



On the way home from school there was this terrible accident. A minivan was flipped upside down. And from another car there was this creepy old lady shaking with blood coming out of her mouth.

Liek Whoa.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Hahaha, that's pretty great.



On the way home from school there was this terrible accident. A minivan was flipped upside down. And from another car there was this creepy old lady shaking with blood coming out of her mouth.[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: :lol: Hahahaha, that's awesome? Did anybody die? :lol:







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[QUOTE=EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]:lol: :lol: :lol: Hahahaha, that's awesome? Did anybody die? :lol:







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People were crying and I heard something about a baby, sooooo maybe.

not as good as a dead squirrel :upset:

[QUOTE=refuse_amen]not as good as a dead squirrel :upset:[/QUOTE]
I must admit your story superceded mine.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]People were crying and I heard something about a baby, sooooo maybe.[/QUOTE]
COOL!

[SIZE=7]SAWEET!!![/SIZE]
The guy from Electronic Boutique called and said I get to pick up my Grand Theft Auto game tonight. **** yeah!!!

[QUOTE=El_Shizzy][SIZE=7]SAWEET!!![/SIZE]
The guy from Electronic Boutique called and said I get to pick up my Grand Theft Auto game tonight. **** yeah!!![/QUOTE]



so can i


woohoo

I thought I had to wait til tomorrow, so thats why I was/am excited.

You guys.