^ It better be...you know I'm addicted to your music.

*does Ashlee Simpson ho-down*

Did you guys see the remix of that on Ebaums world? Here it is, you ungrateful bastards:

[url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ashlee-snl.html[/url]

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=janyeno]I don't know how you just write songs like that...

In order for me to come up with something I need to feel creative... which happens as often as an 80 yr old man getting an erection...[/QUOTE]

Viagra makes it easy.

:thumb:

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Bass is for losers.[/QUOTE]
yeah, the bass is dumb.

The fish is where its at.

I cant wait to get that new bass master
Im gonna hook it up to my new bass cabinet
and put some strings on it.













and then eat it.

With mustard, or some other condiment, I'd hope.

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Viagra makes it easy.

:thumb:[/QUOTE]

Are you insisting I take viagra?


:amaze:

because i mean sure... every guy loves a 3 hour erection... but I just don't see how it'll help me now...

[QUOTE=janyeno]I don't know how you just write songs like that...

In order for me to come up with something I need to feel creative... which happens as often as an 80 yr old man getting an erection...[/QUOTE]
I am the same way as far as lyrics are concerned, but I write new riffs on bass all the time. As far as 80 year old men getting erections... They have some miracle working drugs on the market nowadays. I know this because I get pop-ups for them every 30 ****ing seconds :thumb:

What about that pill that gives 32 hour erections or whatever?

*can't remember name*

i wish i could emphasize the a ss in bass so then it would sound like the fish.

Because if you misread it then you lose all of its noncomic value and unfunniness.

[QUOTE=janyeno]I don't know how you just write songs like that...

[/QUOTE]

I dunno, I never used to be able to write stuff. Most of it just comes from fiddling around, not palying anything in particular.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Viagra makes it easy.

:thumb:[/QUOTE]
beat me to it :upset:

I'm off. Night MX.

:thumb:

-Gav

Later.

Man i just remembered... a guy I work with's son got shot not too far from here...

His son brought him to work... and near the end of the shift he called him to be picked up, and his son was in the hospital with a gunshot wound in the back... he's got internal bleeding and stuff...

guns are so not good...

Dude, yeah they are!
Look at all the good they are doing in Iraq!

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Bass is for losers.[/QUOTE]

So THAT'S what people mean they say "Oh... yeah, it suits you hey Matt."

:upset:

[QUOTE=Shindazebub]Dude, yeah they are!
Look at all the good they are doing in Iraq![/QUOTE]

If that wasn't sarcastic, you need to be sodomized with a chainsaw.




:amaze:

mmm, chainsaw sodomy, sounds sexy.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]If that wasn't sarcastic, you need to be sodomized with a chainsaw.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]


I dont think anyone could be that stupid, but he did ask for bass players in a bass forum... :p



I would pay to see that. "Texas Chainsaw Sodomizing." In theaters now.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Heh, no offense, but I hated it while listening to it. The take was really good for one try, don't get me wrong, but the tone felt as though someone was driving a screw driver into my ear drum.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

:eek:

Now now you can't just solve all your problems via chainsaw sodomizing...

its not cosher...

:confused:

what the hell is wrong with me tonight...

I can't sleep. Oh well.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=janyeno]

what the hell is wrong with me tonight...[/QUOTE]

Oh no! Are you about to come out of the closet on us?




:amaze:

dude, thats dumb.

You cant sodomize a chainsaw.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]I can't sleep. Oh well.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

Me either ... Mountain Dew is a bad bed-time snack.




:amaze:

soda is really bad for you!!!

water is the way to go...

especially that propel stuff... its off the chain...

[QUOTE=Shindazebub]dude, thats dumb.

You cant sodomize a chainsaw.[/QUOTE]

Have you tried?


...Really, you'd be surprised :)




:amaze:

[QUOTE=janyeno]soda is really bad for you!!!

water is the way to go...

especially that propel stuff... its off the chain...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm addicted though. Not really, but my parents bought a 12 pack of the stuff, and we never have it around the house, so it's really ncie for a change.




:amaze:

not that i like or listen to them, but Cannibal Corpse has a song called Meathook Sodomy. :lol:

I barely drink soda...o_O

Argh, I can't stand certain un-named people on these forums :rolleyes:

In any case, water rules. I'm tired but can't sleep. I hate that. Now I'm just bouncing around in my thoughts...o_O.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]not that i like or listen to them, but Cannibal Corpse has a song called Meathook Sodomy. :lol:[/QUOTE]
EEK!!!