w00t broke 30 pages in my Computing coursework.

uh... yay?

Good job:)

Gym is stupid. I will not participate. I am lazy. El fin del cuento.


I'm coughing a lot.

Im curvy and i like it.

i'm slim trim and um a pimp?

if you don't like gym... suck it up and do other excercise like dancing, walking

Ive got muscley legs but thats it. Im quite chubby. As soon as i move in with the missus i'll be gettin a whole lot more exercise ;)

lol. i work myself not to let my shape go. Sit ups, press ups, step ups, running, drumming, muscle training (not weights) and of course i have a girlfriend.

*boyfriend :p

*sexually-questionable German rabbit.

hehe :)

damn how did you know

We all have one of those (the German rabbit, I mean). :rolleyes:

boo

ive decided to give up masturbation, on a temporatry basis, to see if it impproves my quality of llife / sex drive

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ive decided to give up masturbation, on a temporatry basis, to see if it impproves my quality of llife / sex drive[/QUOTE]

ha! good luck. I tried that once....but I didn't last long enough to see if it had any significant effect on my sex drive....obviously hah.

lol
well as it is, i dont get any excitement from anything

i think im exhausted

so no wank = less exhaustion

I think it's a waste of time.
Masturbation relaxes you more than anything else and keeps your libido under control. But I suppose if pitching a tent in the middle of Wal-Mart gets you hot, go for it.

damn. I bought a CD off this street drummer today with high hopes. I like it (the guy was awesome, and played with a ton of energy), but it's only one track, 19 minutes in length. not bad since I don't mind seeing it as a donation...but I suppose I was hoping for just a bit more for $10.

I tried that with my friends...

lasted 17 days...

And it doesn't help, it just makes you sooooo ****ing horny....

You pop boners at inappropriate times and stuff... Not good...

no...
GOOD!

im not getting ANY at tkehe moment

i get em all the time. it can be annoying

I ried that, lasted for about 1 day, one time I went 10 days and didn't even realize. I was proud as hell lol.

I dont even need to wank anymore

yea phil, you have a pregnant gf with an overcharged sex drive. i dont. mmkay?

Hehe.

She bought me the official Mr. Flibble hand puppet :D

You could always become a choir boy, you'd get plenty of sex then

wait till the baby comes phil...wait till the baby comes

my thoughts exactly

I never got why they didn't just use magic to clone everything in Harry Potter.
Like...candy and money and whatnot.

Im waiting, Im waitin :) Ear plugs are a genius invention mate, and im a heavy sleeper anyway. And she has a high enough sex drive anyway

when shes totally worn out by being up all night?

Remains to be seen. Theres an answer to everything. Besides, babys in her family are naturally good sleepers

are you gonna get your kid on drums from an early age?

Little Phil on the drums.xD

i hope he outplays phil by the age of 6

Then we could laugh at him very hard, But that mean.

Nah nikki wont let me :( So im gonna start him on something else

She won't let him?? that is terrible

Wtf? Smack that woman.

She's got enough with me and her little brother. Theres only so many drummers a gal can take

gi-tar it is!

Or bass would be pretty sweet too...

I have a permanent vendetta against guitarists

Bass it is. Or maybe i should be creative