harry asscheeks

did you lick them

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18055928]she had hairy asscheeks too[/QUOTE]

:lol: good lord Meatplow!

would only do that to girls 8/10 or better tbh

does a hot girl have a better looking *** hole?

lets put it this way, if she walked backwards she would probably start beeping

she had 3 8 year old or so kids and wouldn't shut the door whilst we were doing it and they were in the loungeroom watching [I]Doom[/I], plus her flat was disgusting

I have much higher standards nowadays, fear not

i just don't think any type of anal activity is necessary with an average girl

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18055947]
I have much higher standards nowadays, fear not[/QUOTE]

what, now you make her close the door?:lol:

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18055947]lets put it this way, if she walked backwards she would probably start beeping

she had 3 8 year old or so kids and wouldn't shut the door whilst we were doing it and they were in the loungeroom watching [I]Doom[/I], plus her flat was disgusting

I have much higher standards nowadays, fear not[/QUOTE]

hahahha god damn that's awesome

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18055947]lets put it this way, if she walked backwards she would probably start beeping

she had 3 8 year old or so kids and wouldn't shut the door whilst we were doing it and they were in the loungeroom watching [I]Doom[/I], plus her flat was disgusting

I have much higher standards nowadays, fear not[/QUOTE]

haha

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18055947]lets put it this way, if she walked backwards she would probably start beeping

she had 3 8 year old or so kids and wouldn't shut the door whilst we were doing it and they were in the loungeroom watching [I]Doom[/I], plus her flat was disgusting

I have much higher standards nowadays, fear not[/QUOTE]

I would sure as hell hope so, that's just so horrible it's hilarious.

I feel like my standards are pretty normal. I feel like everyone else here besides Haz has ridiculously high standards.

sex with fat chicks. what have you done meatplow

I plan to not put my mouth anywhere near a female crotchal region unless is right out of the shower

[QUOTE]I feel like my standards are pretty normal. I feel like everyone else here besides Haz has ridiculously high standards.[/QUOTE]

in general we don't settle for guys, no

if you think meatplow has high standards after reading that...

I've hooked up with a girl whose weight was questionable. She probably wasn't over 160, but still.

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18055969]sex with fat chicks. what have you done meatplow[/QUOTE]

Hey now, fat chicks need lovin' too (or so I've heard)

my standards are pretty flexible

my really high standards are finding them attractice and them not having an awful personality :confused:

[QUOTE=Deth;18055972]in general we don't settle for guys, no[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18055979]my really high standards are finding them attractice and them not having an awful personality :confused:[/QUOTE]

Wait, you have standards? :p

[QUOTE=bloozclooz;18055952]what, now you make her close the door?:lol:[/QUOTE]

nah

I used to only pick up older women, they tended to be alcoholic single mothers with emotional issues and/or drug addicts.

I actually had sex with a clean, reasonably attractive girl my own age like two weeks ago for the first time, it was a pleasant experience. She is into BDSM and kink which is pretty cool.

fat chicks with tiny tits make me sad

How do you find these women?

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18055985]fat chicks with tiny tits make me sad[/QUOTE]

is possible? how sad

[QUOTE=Deth;18055972]in general we don't settle for guys, no[/QUOTE]

You just don't stop don't yah bro?

so guys check this out this the new wave

ive given up all drugs and im not even gonna smoke weed anymore and im thnk im gonna go to a shrink and tell him all about my life and stuff

any of you guys have experience with this sort of thing

were the older women not as good?

edit: to meatplow


[QUOTE=Jaundice;18055992]so guys check this out this the new wave

ive given up all drugs and im not even gonna smoke weed anymore and im thnk im gonna go to a shrink and tell him all about my life and stuff

any of you guys have experience with this sort of thing[/QUOTE]
yea im a recovering drug addict

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18055992]so guys check this out this the new wave

ive given up all drugs and im not even gonna smoke weed anymore and im thnk im gonna go to a shrink and tell him all about my life and stuff

any of you guys have experience with this sort of thing[/QUOTE]

seeing one at 1:30 tomorrow so i'll let you know then

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18055992]so guys check this out this the new wave

ive given up all drugs and im not even gonna smoke weed anymore and im thnk im gonna go to a shrink and tell him all about my life and stuff

any of you guys have experience with this sort of thing[/QUOTE]

Nope - bon chance.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18055992]not even gonna smoke weed ...
any of you guys have experience with this sort of thing[/QUOTE]

hell no. wait how old are you

were the older women not as good?

edit: to meatplow


[QUOTE=Jaundice;18055992]so guys check this out this the new wave

ive given up all drugs and im not even gonna smoke weed anymore and im thnk im gonna go to a shrink and tell him all about my life and stuff

any of you guys have experience with this sort of thing[/QUOTE]
yea im a recovering drug addict

im eighteen

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18056003]im eighteen[/QUOTE]

same here. what's wrong with you. are you dying or something?

hell no bloozclooz is a clean cut sxe christian boy who would never touch harmful substances

so whats your reasoning

[QUOTE=bloozclooz;18056005]same here.[/QUOTE]

Well that explains a lot...

Edit: And what's with all the "bulldog is a ..." user titles?

every time i have to put back coricidins at work i think of jaundice

i had to go to a psychologist when i was like 14 n it was a waste of money