i saw a penguin once. but that... that was a long time ago

Penguins are the coolest animals in the zoo.

penguin meat actually tastes awful, i thought it wouldnt taste that bad

i've tried alligator chowder and that was darn tootin' tasty

[url]http://www.geocities.com/mechanicalclockworkcannibals/mechanicalclockwork[/url]
my bands site is up

im not familiar with geocities, can you add mp3s?

you dont have who plays what instrument

[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]you dont have who plays what instrument[/QUOTE]
we get around..........with instruments and whatnot

what?

[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]what?[/QUOTE]
i play bass on most of them, and guitar on alot of them, and drums on a few
so i cant really put it down like that

oh. okay. that last comment confused me

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Penguins are the coolest animals in the zoo.[/QUOTE]
penguins are awesome.

[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]oh. okay. that last comment confused me[/QUOTE]
our singer DOES get around though, hes 17 and hes laid 13 women, lucky bitch, but im sure his d[U]ic[/U]k has every rash known to man

that can make for good songs though


one of my friends (15) has slept around plenty, and almost slept with this chinese chick who had crabs. but he decided to hang out with us instead and later that night we wrote a song about him getting crabs from an chinese woman and dieing.

Crabs are scary, those dirty motherf'uckers pinch the hell out of your nuts.

I like crabs. They taste good.

As long as they stay away from my er...genitals I'm ok with them.

Hmm...As long as they're on the table, they will. And in the see I'm more afraid of jellyfish than crabs...Crabs are nice.

Albert. There are crabs and then there are CRABS.

But the chances of finding a CRAB cutting off your genitals, are the same more or less than having a shark sucking your dick.

At least in the beaches near here.

I think it loses something in the translation:

Crabs:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiddler_crabs[/url]

CRABS:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabs[/url]

That would suck to have pubic crabs... my balls itch enough as it is

Hahaha ok now I get it. Nice to learn such a useful thing. I didn't know that thing was called crab too.

God Da[size=2]m[/size]nit!

I went to go see Constantine and there was a huge a[size=2]s[/size]s line. So I said f[size=2]u[/size]ck this and left. Now I'm going back around 10 to see it.

Ok... so you're a douche bag Reiner. Why should we care?

Bannededdddd!!!!!!

You can't ban me I'm internet friends with a mod

Constantine looks terrible.

i wanna see cursed

[QUOTE=fat_****103]Constantine looks terrible.[/QUOTE]Looks like the matrix with demons instead of robots. I liked the Matrix, so I wanna see this.

I don't understand why Keanu Reeves still gets work...

HAhaha yeah, he does suck at acting.

hes n the walk of fame too

Zoolander is going to do a walk off.

/is watching Zoolander on TBS

That movie ruled.

you ever see mystery men? a real mfn movie

I watched that last week on TBS.

tbs is the best
it has family guy and all the best ben stiller movies

I return from the gun show I did with my dad. We sold a grand total of $25! It was horrible.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Zoolander is going to do a walk off.

/is watching Zoolander on TBS[/QUOTE]


I have that movie, I watch it like three times a day.


/is a big nerd

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]I return from the gun show I did with my dad. We sold a grand total of $25! It was horrible.[/QUOTE]


What were you selling?