always trying to get inside shit

real, enlightened men just kinda... rub up against it

may I rub against thee

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18795280][I]Steven please[/I]


I know Niall's posting style


I am inside of his head bro I got this[/QUOTE]

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palm sugar and tomato paste go really well together

just ate a fuck ton of chicken alfredo

[QUOTE=Haz;18795291]palm sugar and tomato paste go really well together[/QUOTE]

i'll bet

how much is a fuckton

and can you convert it to say, grams

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18795292]just ate a fuck ton of chicken alfredo[/QUOTE]

gross

[quote=Haz;18795294]how much is a fuckton

and can you convert it to say, grams[/quote]
2 big plates


idk how much that is but to me it was an honest fuck ton


[QUOTE]gross[/QUOTE]


you done goofed

carbonara is good shit

i've done no such thang

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18795293]i'll bet[/QUOTE]

been frying up some onion and carrot with tomato paste mornings recently, and putting it with some cous cous. threw in a stick of palm sugar and basil earlier, turned out better than expected

watching someone cook boeuf bourgignon on masterchef

whole flat smells of chicken stock that's reducing away

i am fucking hungry

eat a fuck ton of food

i have nothing of any particular nutritional value except dried beans

it's ok fellas i'm not complaining

reminds me I have to get a new lot of stock on

i cooked giant couscous in lamb stock a few weeks ago and it was a fucking revelation

with a ras el hanout, fried onions, shredded braised lamb shank, pomegranate seeds, lots of herbs

fuck

im makin chicken penne alfredo

niggas

Made the most amazing rice and beans for lunch, shit was all kinds of awesome.

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18794947]guys i just realised

Men don’t have emotions and women don’t have a sex drive, so relationships consist of a transaction: the performance of sex acts for the performance of emotional intimacy. Men hate emotional intimacy and women hate sex, so this is a fair trade all around.[/QUOTE]

i would say this but with less absolute word usage

went for a run at 5, ate dinner at like 530, not eating till tomorrow

havent eaten since yesterday at like 5

the mental image of mappy running...oh lord

I still have a mental image of mappy swimming at his school's pool.

wont eat either then

mappy wobbles

you guys are so mean

has a mental image of mappy's school swimming in his sweaty navel.

love you mappy

dont worry ive been told i gait when i run like a fucking gazelle or giraffe

whats up BROHAMS