armless girl is cute

that gorgon post that fingers quoted is pretty obnoxious

id hit that
but then youd have to do everything for her like open tins of beans for her fuck that

apparently she uses her feet for everything, including getting blazed

never trust a girl who can open a tin of beans

hmm
funny if she ate like a dog

every meal would be like that scene from lady and the tramp

it would be glorious

[QUOTE=adb;18794854]apparently she uses her feet for everything, including getting blazed[/QUOTE]

OH MY GOD a girl without arms uses her feet?! really?!

Mappy has rolled joints and lit bongs many times with his feet.

Again ADB>Mappy

I am so close to crowd punching you.

[quote=fingers mccoy;18794757]lol yeah it is

just cause you don't read anything that doesn't feature sexy elves[/quote]
#1 reason postmodernism is complete bullshit: No sexy elves.





[I]just admit defeat, Niall[/I]

lmao

clearly you have never read the name of the rose

sall i'm sayin

guys i just realised

Men don’t have emotions and women don’t have a sex drive, so relationships consist of a transaction: the performance of sex acts for the performance of emotional intimacy. Men hate emotional intimacy and women hate sex, so this is a fair trade all around.

dude finally, took you long enough, god :rolleyes:

Wish I had my comp here. Posting wih an iPhone sucks

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18794947]guys i just realised

Men don’t have emotions and women don’t have a sex drive, so relationships consist of a transaction: the performance of sex acts for the performance of emotional intimacy. Men hate emotional intimacy and women hate sex, so this is a fair trade all around.[/QUOTE]

gang of four have a lot of cool songs about viewing relationships as financial transactions tbh

@austin wheres your comp

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idgi

why does this store sell robitussin for a dollar

this is gonna kill me

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18794947]guys i just realised

Men don’t have emotions and women don’t have a sex drive, so relationships consist of a transaction: the performance of sex acts for the performance of emotional intimacy. Men hate emotional intimacy and women hate sex, so this is a fair trade all around.[/QUOTE]

we both have feminine and masculine sides though

when one overshadows the other we become homosexuals

I wonda what ADB's take on this is.

whateva it is i bet it's alpha as fuck

who is the most alpha comedian

[quote=fingers mccoy;18794947]guys i just realised

Men don’t have emotions and women don’t have a sex drive, so relationships consist of a transaction: the performance of sex acts for the performance of emotional intimacy. Men hate emotional intimacy and women hate sex, so this is a fair trade all around.[/quote]
no this is dumb


but you're kidding so

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18795234]no this is dumb


but you're kidding so[/QUOTE]

lemme guess the thought process of this

read post
wtf
gunna set this guy straight
no this is dumb
...
is he trolling?
best play it safe
but you're kidding so
post

[QUOTE=Haz;18795209]who is the most alpha comedian[/QUOTE]

brent obv

[QUOTE=Haz;18795209]who is the most alpha comedian[/QUOTE]

dane cook

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18795234]no this is dumb


but you're kidding so[/QUOTE]

typical man

[quote=Stevie;18795263]lemme guess the thought process of this

read post
wtf
gunna set this guy straight
no this is dumb
...
is he trolling?
best play it safe
but you're kidding so
post[/quote]
[I]Steven please[/I]


I know Niall's posting style


I am inside of his head bro I got this