wtf.. whats up with maynard's site

PUSCIFER? :( I want a site just for Maynard, not his lame side project..


Now before we get all into the new album coming out soon, what happened to the Live DVD that was SUPPOST to come out BEFORE the album? :confused:

blabbermouth.net

Britain's Kerrang! magazine (web site) was granted an exclusive listening session to the just-completed, as yet-untitled fourth TOOL album, which is due out May, and has revealed that anyone expecting the Californian quartet to have gone soft with age willl be sorely disappointed. True to form, TOOL's upcoming opus is a 77-minute, 11-song prog-metal odyssey, packed with plenty of eight minute-plus twisted riff-a-thons, odd-tempo polyrhythms and the bands trademark, eerie interludes. It's also arguably their heaviest, most punishing material since their 1993 breakthrough album "Undertow", according to Kerrang!

[QUOTE=Futuro]Haha yeah, Thats what I was thinking.

Tool being heavy = orgasm

Tool being heavy for 17 minutes = 17 minute orgasm![/QUOTE]

17 minute orgasm = failure to piss straight for a week!

Wow, excitement is building.

Only about two months till it's released. Never thought it would come.

I think I just splooged a little.

heavy is awsome.. but i hope it wont be a nu-metal album or something

:eek:

I've got a hideous vision of St. Anger in my head now.

[QUOTE=cigaro88]blabbermouth.net

Britain's Kerrang! magazine (web site) was granted an exclusive listening session to the just-completed, as yet-untitled fourth TOOL album, which is due out May, and has revealed that anyone expecting the Californian quartet to have gone soft with age willl be sorely disappointed. True to form, TOOL's upcoming opus is a 77-minute, 11-song prog-metal odyssey, packed with plenty of eight minute-plus twisted riff-a-thons, odd-tempo polyrhythms and the bands trademark, eerie interludes. It's also arguably their heaviest, most punishing material since their 1993 breakthrough album "Undertow", according to Kerrang![/QUOTE]


I have goose bumps.

[QUOTE=Scruples]:eek:

I've got a hideous vision of St. Anger in my head now.[/QUOTE]
Imagine Dannys snare tuned to hell... *drools*

Adam and Justin in Drop C#...

Maynard... well, I won't get into it.

[QUOTE]Imagine Dannys snare tuned to hell...[/QUOTE]Haha he doesn't tune his snare anyway.

[QUOTE=Kage]Wow, excitement is building.

Only about two months till it's released. Never thought it would come.[/QUOTE]

Oh, behave! :naughty:

[QUOTE=Dunkelheit509]Imagine Dannys snare tuned to hell... *drools*

Adam and Justin in Drop C#...

Maynard... well, I won't get into it.[/QUOTE]

Haha, instead of a rattling snare hit you get a pop every time. rofl

[QUOTE=Jerzzzey]I have goose bumps.[/QUOTE]

"It's also arguably their heaviest, most punishing material since their 1993 breakthrough album "Undertow", according to Kerrang!"

I don't have goosebumps... yet.
'Undertow' was barely even heavy or punishing. I always thought of that album as lacking a heavy punch, sounding quite grungy in it's production and general use of chords etc. Lateralus is far denser, far more punishing. Kerrang knows **** all about metal music and this confirms it. I'd agree if they said the lyrical content was punishing and heavy in Undertow, but the music... na.

I had a huge smile across my face reading that article. I walked about a mile in the snow to our local Tesco to read that. No f[size=2]u[/size]cking way was I buying a copy of Kerrang. That magazine is a disgrace.

Anyway, in the picture Justin is wearing a yourcodenameis:milo t-shirt and Danny is wearing an Isis t-shirt. Possible support acts?

^^Either would be cool

I dont believe anything Kerrang says about anything. This is the magazine that gave St Anger 4 Ks for being Metallicas heaviest work yet, and APC's 13th Step a 3 K for being too boring

But its nice to see similarities of the good stuff in all the reviews so far.

[QUOTE=misunderstood]So I just found this on another board. Looks like maybe this just might be the actual track list..and self-titled album:

[url]http://www.speleorovers.org/fourtheye/Self-Titled.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Luminesce Kaon... LK! Whoever made that must pay damn good attention to detail... well, I guess it could be the real thing. "Idiosyncratic" sounds a bit untoolish but the rest works.

[QUOTE=lost_profits]"It's also arguably their heaviest, most punishing material since their 1993 breakthrough album "Undertow", according to Kerrang!"

I don't have goosebumps... yet.
'Undertow' was barely even heavy or punishing. I always thought of that album as lacking a heavy punch, sounding quite grungy in it's production and general use of chords etc. Lateralus is far denser, far more punishing. Kerrang knows **** all about metal music and this confirms it. I'd agree if they said the lyrical content was punishing and heavy in Undertow, but the music... na.[/QUOTE]


i think the songs form undertow are less progressive compared to lateralus and aenima

I'm happy as long as the album isn't political. Kerrang! doesn't know anything about Tool, though.


[QUOTE=Werny]Luminesce Kaon... LK! Whoever made that must pay damn good attention to detail... well, I guess it could be the real thing. "Idiosyncratic" sounds a bit untoolish but the rest works.[/QUOTE]

It's fake. If you want to find a fake tracklisting where the creator paid attention to detail, go look up Aldaraia.

[QUOTE=incubliss]
Anyway, in the picture Justin is wearing a yourcodenameis:milo t-shirt and Danny is wearing an Isis t-shirt. Possible support acts?[/QUOTE]

I'd rather like to see ISIS than yourcodenameis:milo.

I haven't been very active in this thread but Tool is one of my favorite bands if not THE favorite band so I'm super excited for the new album and a 17-minute orgasm.

I hope to God they mix better. I would love their music if they could give me some mids back. All this [SIZE="5"]BASS[/SIZE] [SIZE="1"]mid[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"]TREBLE[/SIZE] stuff is getting frustrating. I haven't heard it sound good on anyone's system. I will buy it if it's got a better mix. Can't wait to see.

Oh, and btw. What was that song called, I think it was, **** Your God? Where can I get a copy of that? What album? Can't find it anywhere? I know very little about tool's songs because of my frustrations mentioned in the above post. I do love that song, though. I sure do.

that sounds like A Perfect Circles - Judith man

thanks. Was that off an album, or an unreleased kind of deal? Still can't find just the song.

that guy sounds like an ignorant douche.

It's on A Perfect Circle's first album, called Mer De Noms.

Who's the douche? Me? Possible.

Thanks for the info, dude.

hes a noob



the crazy thing is man, that i knew wtf he was talking about :lol:


i think this thread is pretty much over ran by these "types" (you excluded)

People, I've been bad. :(

I went for about 2 months wtihout listening to Tool. Ticks & Leeches just came up on my music library on shuffle, with about 2000 songs, and I'm pretty sure that pair of underpants won't be wearable again. I've deprived myself of Tool for too long, and will now attempt to atone for my sins.

Aenima on repeat 3 times.
Lateralus on repeat 3 times.

Discuss penance for not listening to Tool for a while.

[QUOTE=NymphetamineX]People, I've been bad. :(

I went for about 2 months wtihout listening to Tool. Ticks & Leeches just came up on my music library on shuffle, with about 2000 songs, and I'm pretty sure that pair of underpants won't be wearable again. I've deprived myself of Tool for too long, and will now attempt to atone for my sins.

Aenima on repeat 3 times.
Lateralus on repeat 3 times.

Discuss penance for not listening to Tool for a while.[/QUOTE]


Che Guevara-

If this ^ is the type of posts you've come to expect from this thread, count me out anyway. All the info I've read on that song use the title, F*** your God. It was a pretty big story when they went to play a show in the bible belt and there was a "Christian Uproar" outside the show.

And,YouGottaBeCrazy- it's not on their first album. I had that album. Try again.