[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13501663]By best plans always involve jacking off...

:lol:
[/QUOTE]

I hope that's not how you're going to win over this girl of yours :smash:

Well I mean she's already caught me masturbating before like 7 years ago, so I doubt that would be as powerful a second time around.

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13501675]I hope that's not how you're going to win over this girl of yours :smash:[/QUOTE]

"Want to watch me beat it? It's really cool, I swear!"


[QUOTE=The Brad]Well I mean she's already caught me masturbating before like 7 years ago, so I doubt that would be as powerful a second time around.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

That must have been embarassing. Tell me about it! It sounds like a funny story.

[quote=Spaceman Spiff;13501701]"Want to watch me beat it? It's really cool, I swear!"



:lol:

That must have been embarassing. Tell me about it! It sounds like a funny story.[/quote]

I gotta hear this too. I haven't been on in a while, and if it isn't good, I wont be on for a lot longer. And I will also set Brad's driftwood P.o.S. on fire.

I don't remember the specifics but, it was just like she came in the house so quietly I didn't hear her and then she came upstairs and there I was masturbating, and she was just like "god damnit" and I was shocked... and upset that I didn't get to finish.
Nothing makes you flaccid faster, I'll just say that.

Funk you can have it, I am liquidating my gear.

Brad!

It's a go, baby!

Let's talk details. :)

Oh schnap.
Alright hit me with the crazy facts, we got 3 hours to get it to the UPS store

[QUOTE=The Brad;13501768]Oh schnap.
Alright hit me with the crazy facts, we got 3 hours to get it to the UPS store[/QUOTE]

3 hours?

Wtf?

What do you need from me? How are we doing payment?

Just tell me and I'll do whatever it takes.

Well 3 hours in order for it to ship out today,

I suppose PayPal if you want it out today.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13501785]Well 3 hours in order for it to ship out today,

I suppose PayPal if you want it out today.[/QUOTE]

I have no idea how paypal works. I tried to set it up for my debit card once, but it's a savings account and the numbers don't coincide properly (paypal needs a chequeing account, I believe).

I can do this with a credit card, though. My mom offered to let me use it if I needed to and then she'd just take the money from my account.

Try setting up Paypal with her credit card.

Do a buy now deal over ebay.
That's what i did to get my TRB

[QUOTE=The Brad;13501817]Try setting up Paypal with her credit card.[/QUOTE]

Will do.

I don't think that would help since ebay is really integrated with Paypal.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13501871]I don't think that would help since ebay is really integrated with Paypal.[/QUOTE]

I'm in the process of setting it all up as we speak.

Okay, I've got a credit card set up.

What now?

It's going to be $650 USD/$735 CAD, right?

I'll take it down to UPS with your address right now.

IM me with your addy.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13501902]I'll take it down to UPS with your address right now.

IM me with your addy.[/QUOTE]

Done and done.

Damn, this is sweet.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13501922]Done and done.

Damn, this is sweet.[/QUOTE]

But is it as sweet as me getting a free set of Elixirs?

:D

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13501932]But is it as sweet as me getting a free set of Elixirs?

:D[/QUOTE]

No. It's way sweeter. :p

Do you have any idea how much I'd have to pay for an Epifani T-310 in Canada? :lol:

Nope.

But I'd probably have to pay at least $100 for a new set of Elixirs.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13501957]Nope.

But I'd probably have to pay at least $100 for a new set of Elixirs.[/QUOTE]

Yeah... Elixirs are too damn expensive here.

Now it'll be the worst wait ever for that to show up.

At least Brad shipped it today. :lol:

Especially when it doesn't show up...

:p


I'm listening to Rain Dogs by Tom Waits. What an awesome album.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13502045]Especially when it doesn't show up...

:p


I'm listening to Rain Dogs by Tom Waits. What an awesome album.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

It will show up.

Brad just stole your money. You shall never catch him. He's already half way to Mexico.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13502073]Brad just stole your money. You shall never catch him. He's already half way to Mexico.[/QUOTE]

At least he picked somewhere warm.

So just actually snapped my E string.
It takes the píss really.

127 hours!
I'd been counting wrong previously!

There's nothing wrong with her a hundred dollars won't fix.


:lol:

<3 Tom Waits

This has definitely been the year of gear, though.

Srsly.

I've bought:

Boss RC-50
E-bow
GK400RB
Epifani T-310
Strings
Cables

I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to take up heroin instead.

You might as well give it a shot.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13502226]You might as well give it a shot.[/QUOTE]

That was punny.

The Saw III soundtrack is so sick.

1. All That Remains – "This Calling"
2. Static X – "No Submission"
3. Slayer – "Eyes Of The Insane"
4. Lamb Of God – "Walk With Me In Hell"
5. Helmet – "Monochrome"
6. Disturbed – "Guarded"
7. Blue October – " Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek"
8. Drowning Pool – "No More"
9. Avenged Sevenfold – "Burn It Down"
10. Eighteen Visions – "Your Nightmare"
11. Opiate For The Masses – "Dead Underground"
12. Bullet For My Valentine – "Suffocating Under Words Of Sorrow (What Can I Do)"
13. Ministry – "Fear Is Big Business"
14. Mastodon – "The Wolf Is Loose"
15. Hydrovibe Feat. Shawnee Smith – "Killer Inside"
16. Hourcast – "Sakkara"
17. Meshuggah – "Shed"
18. The Smashup - "Effigy"
19. Ghost Machine – "Siesta Loca"
20. Charlie Clouser – "****hole Theme"

I see 20 tracks of crap.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13502238]That was punny.[/QUOTE]

I know. I'm clever like that.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13502254]I see 20 tracks of crap.[/QUOTE]

tr00f.

That's just a lot of bad bands.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13502254]I see 20 tracks of crap.[/QUOTE]

Would you like to play a game?

[QUOTE=Ting;13502274]Would you like to play a game?[/QUOTE]

If it's Hide and Go F[size=2]uck[/size] Myself, I already played it.

I should get round to watchjing Saw 1. Or wait and get the Saw trilogy box set.
Mmmmmmm