Now Watching: The Aristocrats

[QUOTE=mutant!]
What's the complete list of planned mods?[/QUOTE]
Neck humbucker.
Bridge single coil depending on quality of stock.
New pickguard.
New bridge.

That'll be all for now (next couple weeks).

"Every good student knows, you need to practise your scales and arpeggios"

[QUOTE=AG]"Every good [B]student[/B] knows, you need to practise your scales and arpeggios"[/QUOTE]
I hate that bit of the guitar perspective.

I was quoting (badly) the aristocats

:D


Hank Azaria has the best version of that joke.

[QUOTE=overturned]Neck humbucker.
Bridge single coil depending on quality of stock.
New pickguard.
New bridge.

That'll be all for now (next couple weeks).[/QUOTE]
Jesus, you spoilt Brit you. That kind of moddage takes me about a year, scraping together the necessary funding, finding a place that actually stocks the stuff, and sending it off to get done [I]right[/I] by professionals.

What pups are you thinking? And bridge?

[QUOTE=mutant!]Jesus, you spoilt Brit you.[/QUOTE]
Nah, I just have funds from the gear I sold. I'll still be keeping £60ish for my bank account.

Yo AG, I've got a problem thats not quite obvious, you know your electrics so....
I'm getting this wierd squeeky, feedbacky noise from my pedal chain infront of my amp.

If I run guitar to amp i dont get the noise.
I've run each pedal individually infront with guitar and i dont get the noise.
I've ran them in pairs and i don't get the noise.

Now, to get to the amp, they have to run through a loop on pedal baord to get to the amp. Could it be something in there that has maybe worn or going that has soemthing to do?


This goes for all of youns if ya can help, i just know you know your **** ag.

[QUOTE=overturned]i just know you know your **** ag.[/QUOTE]
ninja edit

So.

Next week, what should I do:
Go to Mississippi with local church to clean up after the hurricane, and then chill at the beach with hot chicks, but not play guitar for a week. My friend will have his with him so I could still get in an hour a day.

OR

Stay and play guitar all day.

[QUOTE=doublepost0rz]So.

Next week, what should I do:
Go to Mississippi with local church to clean up after the hurricane, and then chill at the beach with hot chicks, but not play guitar for a week.

OR

Stay and play guitar all day.[/QUOTE]
How much of a chance have you got with the chicks, is the question? If it's more than 75% then chicks ftw man.

Who are you?

I'm Jack.

Who are you?

100% chance with one chick, she already told me.

Plus it's been ages since I've seen the ocean, and never seen the gulf.

W00t.

[QUOTE=doublepost0rz]I'm Jack.

Who are you?

100% chance with one chick, she already told me.

Plus it's been ages since I've seen the ocean, and never seen the gulf.

W00t.[/QUOTE]
I am your conscience. Double posters go to hell.

Go with the chick then.

NOT REALLY AN EDIT: if she's hot. Is she hot? Pix?

How ya'll doing?

[QUOTE=metaljonus]How ya'll doing?[/QUOTE]

jolly good, and yourself?

[QUOTE=doublepost0rz]I'm Jack.

Who are you?

100% chance with one chick, she already told me.

Plus it's been ages since I've seen the ocean, and never seen the gulf.

W00t.[/QUOTE]

if its 100% then get your *** down the gulf!

[QUOTE=doublepost0rz]So.

Next week, what should I do:
Go to Mississippi with local church to clean up after the hurricane, and then chill at the beach with hot chicks, but not play guitar for a week. My friend will have his with him so I could still get in an hour a day.

OR

Stay and play guitar all day.[/QUOTE]


sup jamie

[QUOTE=mutant!]I am your conscience. Double posters go to hell.

Go with the chick then.

NOT REALLY AN EDIT: if she's hot. Is she hot? Pix?[/QUOTE]

I am Jack's pancreas.

Stop drinking paint stripper.

[QUOTE=metaljonus]How ya'll doing?[/QUOTE]
I'm good, just browsing the innurnets for a bit before I go shower and fall asleep afterwards listening to Placebo or Radiohead.

[QUOTE=mutant!]I'm good, just browsing the innurnets for a bit before I go shower and fall asleep afterwards listening to Placebo or Radiohead.[/QUOTE]

go Radiohead, although you my have nightmares because of it.

[QUOTE=David_Gilmour]go Radiohead, although you my have nightmares because of it.[/QUOTE]
Nah, I have yet to find music good enough to give me nightmares. :) I would consider a piece awesome if it gave me a real nightmare. As long as fear is the emotion the composer was trying to communicate.

sup guys

jumanji gave me nightmares

when I was 5

Was that future jumanji they did any good? I may rent it.

rofl

You really have to ask?


Was the first Jumanji any good?

erm, yeah.

Jumanji pwns wtf are you talking about

pfft. rocky horror picture show STILL gives me nightmares.

omg wtf pwnt by jumanji

I love Jumanji. Isn't there a sequel?

[QUOTE=SGH]pfft. rocky horror picture show STILL gives me nightmares.[/QUOTE]
That just did a run at the theatre I work at. 75% of the audience were wearing stockings and suspenders, including the blokes. Now that was frightening!

lol, tim curry is a weird one, he did IT too which was pretty messed up...and scary movie.

rhps @ midnight on halloween = best experience ever

I'm trying to convince my school music directors to put it on as a musical for next year

that, or jesus christ superstar, or the producers

I'm hungry.
FEED ME
and i just destroyed the death star in rogue leader

here you go mike
[img]http://www.ramadaexpress.com/images/dining_buffet.jpg[/img]

jesus titty ****ing christ

with a cleaveland steamer


imma have nachos later

[quote=Urban Dictionary]A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.[/quote]

big wtf narsty there

spoiled my appetite that's for sure

you didnt know that? itll ruin your entire life.

well you see I'm not a sicko

I'm just not into that kind of shi

pun intended btw

Sup gents

*reads this page*

WTF

*leaves*

EDIT:*back* So, what does everyone think of this community thread thus far? IMO, it's farking brilliant.

it's awesome mang

cool place to hang

it's been pretty slow today though