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Haz 02-06-2012 01:02 AM

[i]Brain Stew[/i] is fucking hard

witchxrapist 02-06-2012 01:12 AM

:lol: still with that "i didn't give a shit" copout

i'm going to bed, peace breh's

adb 02-06-2012 01:30 AM

says the king of cop outs

"bu bu its my meds"

Haz 02-06-2012 02:24 AM

[img]http://i.imgur.com/QLABV.jpg[/img]

blockhead 02-06-2012 02:33 AM

if you can't play a song with power chords within a minute or two then it's beyond your skill level

fingers mccoy 02-06-2012 03:57 AM

[QUOTE=Haz;18793395]Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown") is erotic or sexual interest in adults.[17] Teleiophilia is not restricted by the teleiophile's age.[citation needed] Sex-specific attractions to persons are "gynephilia and androphilia". Teleiophilia was also called adultophilia.

lol wut[/QUOTE]

i hate the way all those things are grouped under 'chronophilia'

it's not necessarily to do with their actual age

then again that term was probably made up by someone on a paedophile forum so w/e

adb 02-06-2012 04:18 AM

that awkward moment when you talk to a girl with the same name as a girl you had a thang with

fingers mccoy 02-06-2012 04:20 AM

i guess there's a momentary twinge of feeling which is slightly prolonged in the case of its being an unusual name but hardly an awkward moment

if i say my gfs full name fast enough it sounds kinda like my ex's name which has occasionally gotten me into a brief period of trouble

adb 02-06-2012 04:27 AM

uhhh theres absolutely no feeling whatsoever, I've never been in a relationship (thank god)

so idgaf

fingers mccoy 02-06-2012 04:32 AM

so why's it awkward

adb 02-06-2012 04:35 AM

it's awkward in a humorous sense, an oddity

for example, tonight I saw a guy who looks like me commenting on my friends status:

[IMG]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/369884_1119468937_1625668868_n.jpg[/IMG]

Haz 02-06-2012 04:38 AM

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18793487]i hate the way all those things are grouped under 'chronophilia'

it's not necessarily to do with their actual age

then again that term was probably made up by someone on a paedophile forum so w/e[/QUOTE]

The only valid distinction to me is between a pedophile and an ephebophile, which I think is important in legal handlings. labeling anything above just seems silly, well, maybe lusting specifically after old duck geriatrics. hopefully by that point i'll be old myself

I'm thinking of becoming a sexologist and getting my own radio love show.

adb 02-06-2012 04:40 AM

:lol:

fingers mccoy 02-06-2012 04:45 AM

always wondered what the personal background of those tv sexologists might be

they say such bullshit, like

'i'm really fat and my skinny boyfriend just shoves his cock into my mouth all the time, at the dinner table, while i'm watching tv, while i'm taking my contact lenses out, all the time, what do i do'
'lose weight you fat bitch and practice tantric sex! like me, Brad McAbs, who has a book out on tuesday!'

*cue horrendous thermal imaging footage of an acne-ridden skinny bigot thrusting into his landwhale girlfriend and muttering 'that's 9 deep ones... now how many shallow ones is it? 3? fuck me this is effort.'*

Haz 02-06-2012 04:49 AM

[url]http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/hindsight/sex-and-sin-how-sexologist-norman-haire-shocked/3079050[/url]

might watch this documentary

adb 02-06-2012 04:57 AM

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18793505]always wondered what the personal background of those tv sexologists might be

they say such bullshit, like

'i'm really fat and my skinny boyfriend just shoves his cock into my mouth all the time, at the dinner table, while i'm watching tv, while i'm taking my contact lenses out, all the time, what do i do'
'lose weight you fat bitch and practice tantric sex! like me, Brad McAbs, who has a book out on tuesday!'

*cue horrendous thermal imaging footage of an acne-ridden skinny bigot thrusting into his landwhale girlfriend and muttering 'that's 9 deep ones... now how many shallow ones is it? 3? fuck me this is effort.'*[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tDJI7.jpg[/IMG]

fingers mccoy 02-06-2012 04:58 AM

whas that mean

witchxrapist 02-06-2012 07:54 AM

he doesn't even know

MalleusMaleficarum 02-06-2012 11:14 AM

hes a really good cook an he just gave her some dinner an shes like got it all round her mouth an hes just came back in an went did you like that ya little fat bastard an shes like yeah

AYO MAGGOTS 02-06-2012 11:31 AM

[QUOTE=Haz;18793425][i]Brain Stew[/i] is fucking hard[/QUOTE]

I was a little kid when that came out, and for me, at the time, it was the hardest song i'd ever heard

christsimpson 02-06-2012 12:16 PM

Evil Dead remake. without Bruce Campbell. without the Ash character altogether.

uhm...

hello?

what are they thinking?

illmitch 02-06-2012 12:18 PM

thats fucking retarded

christsimpson 02-06-2012 12:20 PM

very much so. just re-watched Evil Dead a few days ago, actually. still classic.

SheenaShiva 02-06-2012 12:22 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18793497]I've never been in a relationship (thank god)

[/QUOTE]

same lol

rasputin 02-06-2012 01:18 PM

finally made a bigcartel for slays for days, should have done it waaay sooner

[url]http://slaysfordays.bigcartel.com/[/url]

xMalcolmXx 02-06-2012 01:26 PM

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18793632]Evil Dead remake. without Bruce Campbell. without the Ash character altogether.

uhm...

hello?

what are they thinking?[/QUOTE]

yeah i heard about this

fucking stupid

blockhead 02-06-2012 01:26 PM

Evil Dead without ash will suck

xMalcolmXx 02-06-2012 01:28 PM

evil dead with anything but the circumstances under which it was originally made will suck

blockhead 02-06-2012 01:38 PM

I read Bruce Campbell's autobiography If Chins Could Kill years ago. It was pretty entertaining.

Haz 02-06-2012 03:25 PM

[QUOTE=AYO MAGGOTS;18793617]I was a little kid when that came out, and for me, at the time, it was the hardest song i'd ever heard[/QUOTE]

lol I used to listen to it at like 4 in the morning after not getting any sleep and going, I can relate man


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