Cut it on the sides when it gets too "out" and let it keep growing length wise.

Hey.

[SIZE="6"]WUSSUP?[/SIZE]

my dick

u?

Lolz.

Nuffin' rly.

Were you only banned for one day?

Yes

I was let off early for good behavior

(the mod who banned me was PMSing)

Oic, oic.

yes yes

is kel mitchell dead?

Hello.

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]is kel mitchell dead?[/QUOTE]

I hope not, and Idont think so. Do you have any links to anything about it?

no but people keep posting myspace bulletins saying he died last sunday

im not buying it though

Because of myspace, I actually hate every human being on the planet earth.

I hate all bulletins that arent making fun of other bulletins.

yea i dont like myspace either but its the only way to talk to my friends cuz theyre too damn lazy to download AIM or to get highspeed internet

Bastards.

New Mars Volta leaked, new song on their myspace. It's okay.

hey thread, lol @ greg getting banned

Woo, I slept for a little bit.

Cob, this is only the second day, and it's hard. :(

Wow, that sounded wrong.

*tried to burp Coberts name* :upset:

Sounds like someone has a "not jerking off for a week" bet going on. :naughty:

[QUOTE=AZNGuitaristDude101]Woo, I slept for a little bit.

Cob, this is only the second day, and it's hard. :(

Wow, that sounded wrong.[/QUOTE]

SPEAKING OF: I had no desire to do it. Nobody was home. I was bored. Then i thought....






[b]WHY THE FU[size=2]C[/size]K AM I NOT JERKING OFF?[/b]







And i noticed it was the stupidest thing ive ever done, then wanked it furiously.

EDIT: Sup Dan, long time no see broseph.

Hahaha, ok, so it's off.

Dan: Not anymore I guess.

Next time I buy CD's, I need to get

The Blackout Pact - Hello Sailor
Further Seems Forever - How to Start A Fire
The Movielife - Forty Hour Train Back To Penn


And after hearing several songs off of the new I Would Set Myself On Fire For You album, it might be the first album I ever buy off of online.

Technically if you hold your spooge in you wont be jerking off really...nvm

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]Technically if you hold your spooge in you wont be jerking off really...nvm[/QUOTE]

Um, no. Then you would be jerking off, but you'd just be giving yourself blue balls.

WORST.
IDEA.
EVER.

Try using a woman

There's a nifty idea.

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]Technically if you hold your spooge in you wont be jerking off really...nvm[/QUOTE]
That would hurt worst then watching gay porno.

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]Try using a woman[/QUOTE]
That's why I won my bet of "not jerking off". I currently had a girlfriend and was sexually active. Gotta bend the rules baby... and get that $20.

I used to hold my spooge in when I first wanked cuz I wasnt aware that it dissapears if you just leave it there on the bed sheets.

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]I used to hold my spooge in when I first wanked cuz I wasnt aware that it dissapears if you just leave it there on the bed sheets.[/QUOTE]

Use a napkin or something.

sup thread?

yea i know that

not much

cob's dick prolly is lol

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]yea i know that

not much

cob's dick prolly is lol[/QUOTE]

lolz

ITS 4:20 EVERYONE GET HIGH ROFLROFLOROLFORLOF