[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17653447]Alex, post an excerpt from your short story, plz lol.

[/QUOTE]IF YOU INSIST

The moment I first knew we were ****ed was when I pulled up to the studio the next day and saw Betsy Blood standing outside smoking a cigarette. She was a very small, sickly pale girl with long black hair and glasses. Her face was covered in piercings and her petite body coated with tattoos.
She was an underground surrealist artist, known for chaotic street performances that usually ended in hospitalizations and arrests. She wasn't famous, but her reputation was infamous. I didn't know what she was doing here but I knew it probably wasn't good and couldn't possibly be logical.
"You parked in my space, cutie," she said, and then she went inside.
When I went in, I couldn't even understand the scene before my eyes. There were freaks everywhere, drug people, girls having sex with each other in the corners. There were bloodstains on the mixing board. I made my way to the master suite where all the mixers, producers and half the staff I had hired told me that Ricky fired them.
I went through the whole place until I found Ricky and Betsy, sitting together on a bed playing with a set of bongos.
"How could you make a decision like that without me?" I asked him violently. "I'm your manager!"
"Assistant manager," he said calmly. "Betsy's my new manager and executive producer."


no jaundice story is complete without pale drug addict chix tbh

thats almost as good as that girl who wrote those goth harry potter stories

"drug people" hahaha

Alex wtf loooooooooooooooool

haha that story is great

guys, should i go to a beach party in an hour or so?

"drug people" is a famous Hunter Thompson phrase, I couldn't resist.

to be honest the mere fact that Betsy makes an appearance is enough to make the story a classic. she's my favorite.

[QUOTE=AA-12;17653468]haha that story is great

guys, should i go to a beach party in an hour or so?[/QUOTE]

Sounds pretty hipster, idk.

Beach party is frat bro, it's not hipster

yeah probably going to be nothing but indie and scene girls there

idk

Me thinks it's both, but more so hipster I'd say.

EDIT: @ Alex

[QUOTE=AA-12;17653473]yeah probably going to be nothing but indie and scene girls there

idk[/QUOTE]I'll get dressed and head over ASAP

should i buy a fedora and a Velvet Underground shirt on the way

bowlers cap!

will wear a horrorshow bowler cap and bring the droogs around for a little ten-on-one ultra-violent

a bit of the ol' in-out in-out for me

no way !

justin reading a book

Dude, I've read books.

ugh i want to watch that now

I don't want to be [I]that guy[/I], but **** the movie.

the movie > the book tbh

what the hell justin

@alex: definitely

Deal with it lol.

in all fairness i haven't read the book since i was twelve so i didn't get to fully appreciate it

i mean i understood it and all but i was a kid so iwas like wheres all the explosions and suspense

alright so ive decided im doing this:

calling up my girl hoping to hang out.

we'll go to best buy and ill look for a blu ray version of ACO

proceed with watching the movie and doing coke 24/7

sounds like a healthy fun day

**** beaches

guess youre trying to make up your rassoodocks on whether to go to that beach party or not josh

I'm getting real nostalgic right now.

ahahaha @ nepenthe

ya eunuch jelly you

i live in the past so nostalgia isn't really a thing to me

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17653395]bout to proceed with my eggfest breakfast[/QUOTE]

eat dem proteinz

i live in the past but im from the future

so like, theres a part of a suis la lune song thats definitely from something i used to listen to all the time, and its pissing me off so hard because i just cannot ****ing remember what its from