calories are good cmon how many times do i gotta tell you pussies this

I like to work out a lot to offset the horrible things I do to my body on a daily basis.

if only i could work out my most likely failing liver

i just like to challenge myself to see how many days it can take me to eat a day's worth of calories, usually four or so to get to 2000

but it gets old sometimes i'm taking a two day break cuz i wanted fish tacos tbh

anthony, you know what rules?
[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17653218]The satellite laughs at the way that the cracks dance around the wall.
They blossom, outwards like flowers,
And the dialect takes the blame, for every stumble and fall.
The language of Eden forgotten.
In retrospective, we're mocked by fate, oh sweet irony, let me sing.
Satellite, looking down on me, apathy, empathy.
Not for us, it's deathly cold, marching in the shadow.
Not for us, it's deathly cold, marching in the shadow, of our stupidity,
We left the tower behind.
Cramped in laughter, fists of tears, doubled over, the million years, it took to build was a blink in their eyes, satellites, Gods in disguise.
We wasted utopia in the name of sodomy.
We wasted Eden in the name of decadence.
We wasted utopia, we wasted Eden.
In retrospect, we're mocked by fate, oh sweet irony.
So what do they think of the shadow we're condemned to?
A tragedy so profound it just becomes farcical.
Neglected tomes sit atop the throne, barking out words that they can't remember, remember
Satellite gives us hope, satellite give me hope.
Satellite gives us hope, satellite, a second chance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17653374]if only i could work out my most likely failing liver[/QUOTE]

Yeah it'd be nice if he could do some crunches or something.

I started my workout routine yesterday. Not fun getting back in shape.

ugh stop talking about fitness it's making me worried about what will happen if i'm not skinny enough to get my eyebrow pierced

[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17653377]anthony, you know what rules?[/QUOTE]

i think this is boss koala

wow i didnt realize how awesome these were

yep, fall of boss koala lyrics

i didnt know how good they were until i looked them up because i like screaming along with things in my car lol

i just recognized the 'deathly cold' and 'satellite gives us hope' parts

satellite gives us hope = sputnik reference

Speaking of deathly cold I'm ****ing fweezing. :<

i'm about to drink some fruit juice

bout to proceed with my eggfest breakfast

Listening to Whitechapel and smoking some durgz.

drinking berry juice and about so smoke a cigarette

feelin casually annoyed, school in four hours and i get to read my depraved short story to a class full of hipsters

lol depraved short story, do elaborate plz.

It's about a drug-addicted and over-sexed rapper who gives up his life of fame and commits himself to a mental institution so he can spend his life with a schizophrenic girl there who he was in love with as a teenager

lol

if that's not creepy and awkward then what is ?











adb.

hit the nail on the head

What I think is really funny is the fact that you're gonna read that to your class.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17653384]ugh stop talking about fitness it's making me worried about what will happen if i'm not skinny enough to get my eyebrow pierced[/QUOTE]

Yeah I want to lose some weight in the next year so I can get some piercings and maybe some 'toos.

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bros[/COLOR]

Alex, post an excerpt from your short story, plz lol.

EDIT: sup Josh. Did you watch Brown vs. Aldo last night?

hai jawsh

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17653447]Alex, post an excerpt from your short story, plz lol.

EDIT: sup Josh. Did you watch Brown vs. Aldo last night?[/QUOTE]

of course. if theres one thing i dont miss its a chance to watch dudes rolling around slapping each other. fight ruled.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17653429]What I think is really funny is the fact that you're gonna read that to your class.[/QUOTE]yeah reading in front of the class is awkward for me, i had to read this little short and normal love poem i wrote once and it made me nervous

i'm probably gonna be shaking having to read a story that opens with the line:
"After an absolutely excessive drug binge that lasted for nearly six months and involved everything from drinking over the counter cough syrup to shooting heroin and smoking DMT crystals, Ricky called me up and asked me to go to lunch with him at a fine restaraunt."

lol yeah. Couldn't believe Brown lost like that, though.

EDIT: @ Josh

EDIT @ Alex: lol