[quote=illmitch;18052744]the necronomicon is fake you know[/quote]
lol i was wondering how much time he would spend looking for it

there are a couple fake necronomicons that have been written iirc

its mostly bullshit based on sumerian mythology

[QUOTE=illmitch;18052748]i wrote a necronomicon on your moms tits with my jizz[/QUOTE]

Dude, my mom's like 67 yr old.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18052756]Dude, my mom's like 67 yr old.[/QUOTE]


my parents are mid 50s

i think my dads new wife is like 40 tho

mappys mom (and i'm not even kidding);

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Deauxma-Mutter_Erde_fec.jpg/225px-Deauxma-Mutter_Erde_fec.jpg[/IMG]

hubba hubba

ewwwwww no

tits in the background

[quote=illmitch;18052755]there are a couple fake necronomicons that have been written iirc

its mostly bullpoop based on sumerian mythology[/quote]
i have a few of them. it's somewhat interesting but its usually people trying to write like Lovecraft but theyre not as good at using big words.

and wat lookz liek a vaggoo bein touchy

wtf showed up on google safe search

bros dont rat me out bros :(

i dont see anything whatever

bro its cool just like

[QUOTE=TimJim;18052753]lol i was wondering how much time he would spend looking for it[/QUOTE]

ive seen it at barnes and noble. it just seemed silly

Necronomicon man I love that game

i am making adb metal

its kinda cheating though cause i can set the tempo to whatevz and the recordings will just play back faster

its like i am muhammed suicmez with this shi

doesn't it go up in pitch

nope, it doesn't even sound that fake until i go up to like 280 bpms, it's pretty nifty

how u do dat is u witch

witch doctor

wiiitch huntuuuahh

cake for breakfast

im the best chef on sputnik

i challenge meatplow to a cookoff

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18052927]cake for breakfast[/QUOTE]

Same here. Good stuff

cake cant beat my world class french toast

[I]with fresh homemade blueberry sizzurp[/I]

ur dad molested [SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]

you've got a long line to work through before you can challenge the king, boy

im a natural. i made excellent blueberry syrup today

[I]with no recipe[/I]

any syrup that isnt from vermont basically sucks

You're smoking crack, just thought I'd let you know Mitch.

true that.

EDIT: was in agreement with mitch's post

i'm a fcking excellent chef as well

i make gourmet mac n cheese

hi5

i make mac'n'cheese [I]from "scratch"[/I]

i make mine with tuna

sick

maybe for the tuna

homemade mac n cheese isnt too difficult to make bt its so ****ing good

i hear there's a website where you can read about a guy who is dating a dolphin