Whats the first part

I have a cut on my back. I don't know how it got there. I think i have Leporacy. And possibly bad spelling.

[QUOTE=Happy]I have a cut on my back. I don't know how it got there. I think i have Leporacy. And possibly bad spelling.[/QUOTE]
Nothing can be done.

Oh well. At least I'll die Happy.

[QUOTE=Doctor Night]Whats the first part[/QUOTE]
The van kidnapping thing isn't going to happen.

That's a shame.

[QUOTE=Happy]Oh well. At least I'll die Happy.[/QUOTE]

ahaha, worst pun ever.

my geog exam question

''examine the factors that influence peoples' responses to natural hazards in the local scale''

I got bored near the end and started writing my case studies like kids stories, so I'll probably fail.

Glad you noticed it.
I thought I did terribly in my Lord of The Flies mock exam, without even reading the book and I got the highest mark in the class.

I forgot to put the euromillions lottery on :upset:

fact: you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the lottery tonight

No great loss, I'm sure

I only got two numbers

[QUOTE=Brew]fact: you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the lottery tonight[/QUOTE]

And murdered, three times over. 100m eh ? What I could with that

That reminds me I forgot to put the thing on.

Or be in a 8 plane crashes in a row.

But still, i couldnt win if i didnt buy, theres always that tiny slight chance.

In 2003, you had more chance of winning the lottery than Emile Heskey scoring.

Ooohh, I haven't abused my powers as a 16 year old and bought a lottery ticket yet...

FOD

I've only played the lottery twice, never won anything.

FoD

[QUOTE=Doctor Night]FoD[/QUOTE]

I win FOD :)

[QUOTE=Clunge]Ooohh, I haven't abused my powers as a 16 year old and bought a lottery ticket yet...[/QUOTE]
me either, and now im 18 :amaze:

FOAD, oh boy, oh boy.

[QUOTE=Brew]I win FOD :)[/QUOTE]
No, hour: 12. Minutes: 0. Seconds: 34.

[QUOTE=Doctor Night]No, hour: 12. Minutes: 0. Seconds: 34.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Lord_Brummington/drnoob.jpg[/url]

fu[size=2]c[/size]kin' n00b :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Doctor Night]In 2003, you had more chance of winning the lottery than Emile Heskey scoring.[/QUOTE]

More chance of winning the lottery than Robbie Fowler scoring.

[QUOTE=Mr Amsterdam]More chance of winning the lottery than Robbie Fowler scoring.[/QUOTE]
:lol:!

Don't even get me started on Middlesbourough's squad at the moment!

:p

Lol, flower back at 'pool

Leicester City have more chance of winning the FA cup then me winning the lottery.

Hope they do, I get £250 off the local bookies if that happens.

I wish some double glazing team win it next year.

[QUOTE=IAJP]:lol:!

Don't even get me started on Middlesbourough's squad at the moment!

:p[/QUOTE]

My alligences now are now with Wigan :rolleyes:

City 1 - Wigan 0
:)

[QUOTE=Mr Amsterdam]My alligences now are now with Wigan :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Oh sorry, maybe it was your MIDDLESBOUROUGH AVATAR that gave it away.

:lol:

I would have liked to see Wigan win, because they're going to Get Hammered in the Carling Cup final...

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I would have liked to see Wigan win, because they're going to Get Hammered in the Carling Cup final...[/QUOTE]
Maybe..

But at least they're in Europe, which pleases me :).

[QUOTE=Untitled]me either, and now im 18 :amaze:[/QUOTE]

haha me too

[QUOTE=Brew]FOD

I've only played the lottery twice, never won anything.[/QUOTE] Nearly 17 and havent bothered really. Did the euro millions this weekend for the 100 million. Haven't really checked ticket yet, so I could have won with the rest of the guys at work....MM in a billion years perhaps. CBA the rest of the time never win owt.

Villa won today :D

Ive put the lottery on less than 10 times in less than 2 years, I dont [i]think[/i] i've won anything though...

STELIOS!

that was a good header

Hey gents.

What's crackin' Doctor N?