swagger tighter than a yeast infection
fly, go hard, like geese erection

if you shootin for the stars, then just shoot me
but your bullets don't reach mars

album makes me wanna pop 64 robitussin pillz and just get [I]on that level[/I]

i'm addicted to mondo films

how you gon do that without a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever, alex

:lol:

[i]where were you

when they built a ladder to heaven[/i]

"When I went in, I couldn't even understand the scene before my eyes. There were freaks everywhere, drug people, girls having sex with each other in the corners. There were bloodstains on the mixing board."

****k but i'm gonna feel weird reading this in front of the class

hahaha alex

Birdman is releasing a new album, i'll have to get this

The only other one I have is I NEED A BAG OF DOPE from like 1992

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17653100][i]where were you

when they built a ladder to heaven[/i][/QUOTE]

looooooooool

you dont even know what hes referencing, stfu

it's from south park, it isn't like some obscure, Meatplow/Mappy-only meme.

okay some one here better volunteer to read my short story now that i'm finally done, it's only two pages and the twist ending is def gonna put tears in your eyes

[IMG]http://afr0jacks.com/images/stories/taylor%20is%20an%20organ%20donor.jpg[/IMG]

Mappy, please tell me you know this guy.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17653159]okay some one here better volunteer to read my short story now that i'm finally done, it's only two pages and the twist ending is def gonna put tears in your eyes[/QUOTE]

alright, I will

I suppose your computer is capable of reading Rich Text Format?

I just sent a wordpad file to the email address you have in your contact info

thx

lol, if you're computer can't open an rtf you should probably just die

who knows, he could have a Mac

and for all i know about macs they might not even have keyboards

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17653169]I suppose your computer is capable of reading Rich Text Format?

I just sent a wordpad file to the email address you have in your contact info

thx[/QUOTE]

That was actually pretty good.

A simple narrative, not overly cluttered with bulls[size=2]hi[/size]t but well illustrated all the same. I've read much worse short stories then that (esp. EMH's rape story he wrote for one of the short story comps ages back)

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;17653174]lol, [B]if you're computer[/B] can't open an rtf you should probably just die[/QUOTE]
/anthony crashes through ceiling

yeah more importanty if you can't differentiate you're from your you should probably just kill yourself

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17653177]That was actually pretty good.

A simple narrative, not overly cluttered with bulls[size=2]hi[/size]t but well illustrated all the same. I've read much worse short stories then that (esp. EMH's rape story he wrote for one of the short story comps ages back)[/QUOTE]

thanks bro

it's good to know you've read something worse :p

i'm not overly sold on it, but i like it for something i threw together in four hours. To be honest the idea was for it to be maybe twenty pages and to develop things much more before jumping to the ending, but since I have to read it in a class with several other people reading within an hour or so, I had to condense it greatly.

Feel special that you're now the only person on mx who has met Betsy Blood, the imaginary love of my life. Too bad there wasn't room for some of her more ridiculous antics.

sounds like it could be expanded into a graphic novel of some description

EMH's rape story was all like

"they got naked, he was breathing hard and inserted his penis. she screamed no no no, but he wouldn't stop. he kept breathing and penetrating"

but then he was all like "hey put on some arcade fire"

lol, you should have been here back when I used to post as CemetaryGates. Every one haated me because I was always talking about this story I was trying to write about a slightly retarded twelve year old and his suicidal girlfriend who kidknapped, tortured and raped all their female friends

I only got around to writing one paragraph, which I posted here, it was like

"yeah so i know this girl erin she's got the nice ***, not a perfect face but nice tits and yeah i'd definitely **** the slut. then there was jamie, who didn't have that good of a body but face with acne all over and yeah i'd cum on her face she could rub it in like acne cream and i'd definitely **** the slut"

[QUOTE=BLASPHEMYOGAPHER;17653192]but then he was all like "hey put on some arcade fire"[/QUOTE]

and then quentin tarantino, tom waits and nick cave all came in and jammed bananas up my a[size=2]ss[/size] THE END

so i had this girl who i was close with and i wrote this horrible book behind her back with a character Jane based off her and the character was the dirtiest dirtiest dirties nastiest slut ever

i've always felt bad about this so i burned the manuscript and vowed to use the character again in a better light

and lol i made her a random crazy girl who keeps trying to kill herself in a mental institution. i guess thats an improvement.

need to go to bed

meh

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yGvjpIw1Q[/url]

looool

i want to marry elizabeth lambert