Tools playin' Coachella.
IS there any news about a release date more specific than spring? (I saw that on a Lateralus picture disc that I couldn't afford. *sigh*)

Well seeing as how tool is playin loads of european festivals, does anyone think they might play the Oxegen festival in Ireland?
Is there anyone else here from Ireland, maybe we can all unite and get on a plane and go to L.A and try findin maynards house in the Arizona desert and get some of his wine and if we can't find that we'll try and position ourselves directly under the sun and try and find Adam and if we can't do that go to the lodge and see if Danny's around and.....ahhh screw it, too much effort!!!!

They'd beter come to Ireland though!! If your readin Maynard, Danny, Justin or Adam come on over, you can play at my house!!

Feb. Newsletter is up. Some interesting stuff... and a picture of Danny playing Guitar Hero.

Forget all this Europe crap.

Have they forgotten about the U S of A?

[QUOTE=Kage]Forget all this Europe crap.

Have they forgotten about the U S of A?[/QUOTE]
I hope so, then they'll have more time for Canada. :)

[QUOTE=Kage]Forget all this Europe crap.

Have they forgotten about the U S of A?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, no kidding. Maybe we'll get some small club mini-tour or something before the albums comes out...or maybe that's just me wishful thinking.

[QUOTE=misunderstood]Yeah, no kidding. Maybe we'll get some small club mini-tour or something before the albums comes out...or maybe that's just me wishful thinking.[/QUOTE]
That'd prolly be a California mini-tour. Which would rule.

[QUOTE=Kage]Forget all this Europe crap.

Have they forgotten about the U S of A?[/QUOTE]

You don't even understand, last time they were in St. Louis (which was before I was a fan of them so I didn't go) the crowd was apparently bad so they said their not coming back to St. Louis ever again. I'm biting my lip and hoping that they renege on that promise.

"I'm guessing that the most enthusiastic Tool fans have probably heard all of the band's previously released material, but when the new record comes out in May, these people should try to constrain themselves from listening to the entire CD in one sitting. Save a couple of tracks (or, say, just track #2) for a month, or a couple of months, or for a year, or a couple of years, and then while everyone's itching for new material, YOU HAVE SOME!,. and now it's only a matter of year or so before the next release!"

Blair says something cool.

...or you could just NOT loop the CD for 4 months straight

Danny's ****?

Im guessing someone's ego got a bit hurt after Maynards dick.

Im waiting for Adam's wang next album

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]...or you could just NOT loop the CD for 4 months straight[/QUOTE]

I honestly doubt that anyone in this thread has the will to pull that off.

yea, that will be hard at first. at least for me, ive find other, more challenging guitar peices then AJ guitar work. Not to take anything away from the man, i just like working on technique a bit more then crazy ambient noises i cant reproduce

Its gonna be impossible not to pick it up for me, Justins bass riffs and use of chords on Lateralus were orgasmic. So I'm expecting a whole buffet of great bass lines to try to learn by ear.

yea, learning by ear WOULD require that amount of attension. Maybe ill try that

[QUOTE=BassMasterMike88]Its gonna be impossible not to pick it up for me, Justins bass riffs and use of chords on Lateralus were orgasmic. So I'm expecting a whole buffet of great bass lines to try to learn by ear.[/QUOTE]

Looking at riffs like Forty Six & 2 and Shism...I mean, what more can the man create?! Justin>Paul, any day of the week.

[QUOTE=clearvision]Danny's ****?[/QUOTE]

Danny's **** = Danny's [B]SOLO[/B]?

Could it be? It has the right amount of letters, That would be amazing though, a Danny Carey drum solo.
Anyone think its plausible?

Danny's DIIIIIIIICK Danny's DIIIIIIICK

I bet it's bigger than Maynard's.

[QUOTE=A pig in a cage on antibiotics]
Anyone think its plausible?[/QUOTE]

Seeing as it wouldn't be the first time he had solo.. then yea

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]
[B][SIZE="3"]Im waiting for Adam's wang next album[/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]


:lol: :lol:

[QUOTE]Originaly posted by[B]Knifeboy[/B]
Seeing as it wouldn't be the first time he had solo.. then yea[/QUOTE]

I ment a whole song solo like John Bonhams Moby Dick or Tim alexanders Drum and whammola jam, not just a solo break like in 46&2 which I think is what your talking about. (unless you have access to tool songs I havn't heard!!)

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]Danny's DIIIIIIIICK Danny's DIIIIIIICK

I bet it's bigger than Maynard's.[/QUOTE]
Well he is 6'5, maynard is 4 feet. So naturally. :p

The picture of Danny playing guitar hero made me crack up.

[QUOTE=Futuro]Well he is 6'5, maynard is [B]4 feet[/B]. So naturally. :p

The picture of Danny playing guitar hero made me crack up.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure he's not that short...

[QUOTE=Moses]I'm sure he's not that short...[/QUOTE]
No hez a mijet.

Midget's have normal penis sizes.

I thought **** stood for gong.

[QUOTE=Moses]I'm sure he's not that short...[/QUOTE]
Sarcasm on internets. :smash:

[QUOTE]I thought **** stood for gong.[/QUOTE] That big paiste gong is awsome...

Rumor has it May 2nd is the release date. I checked, it's a Tuesday. :)

I'm still believing nothing... except that it's in May sometime.

[QUOTE=Futuro]Sarcasm on internets. :smash:[/QUOTE]
derrr course I knew that.