[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17701910]come up with something new, to replace hair. all it will take is a few months of careful market research. analyze the trends, make some graphs. maybe a couple pie charts. before you know it, youll know what females in socal ages 18-34 would rather have on the top of their potential mates' head.[/QUOTE]

what would I do w/o u

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17701920]I'd tell adb to just get a jugend haircut but it'd probably emphasize his allegedly hilarious ears.[/QUOTE]

I have Reggie Miller ears

masturbate

[QUOTE=adb;17701921]what would I do w/o u



[/QUOTE]

idk, but before you do anything drastic with the hair, submit a report detailing the changes to me for risk analysis. we need to make sure youre targeting the right groups.

the risk analysis is [B][I]high [/I][/B]

in a few days adb will say "what would i have done w/o you" to nepenthe again and we could say "not gotten laid"!

we need to be smart and savvy about this adb. its all a matter of weighing our potential losses with our potential gains, taking risks, putting all our cards on the table, but never leaving our stock vulnerable, never letting our opponents through the facade of our poker faces. fortunately in this situation we dont have much to lose, but weve got everything to gain. youre good at what you do, but with my help and mentorship, you might just be the best.

I need more extrinsic benefits, or I'm [U][I]leaving the company[/I][/U]

I got offers from two of the industry's leading manufactures of hair cutting materials

youll be back. its a jungle out there and without me youre just going to become lost, entranced by the hollow promises and beguiled by the hungry forest-sharks who want nothing more than your attention and devotion. i will be the lewis to your clark, and together we will clear out this jungle and burn down whatever remains when were through.

Talk is cheap, anthoneezy. Give me that 401k bonus I've been asking for or I'm walkin'

then walk i can always find a new pupil its you that needs me

[QUOTE=adb;17701667][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2qlwi74.jpg[/IMG]

sup lol[/QUOTE]

aww

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17701950]then walk i can always find a new pupil its you that needs me[/QUOTE]

I don't need you man, I don't need you

I have all the accolades, all the training, all [I]the skill[/I], all this talk you're spouting is just incoherent babble, you know you'll never be the same company without me, wherever I go I create crazy-a[I]s[/I]s sales

if i saw you in person with that haircut adb

id be like "dude listens to faceless and longboards"

instead of "dude stalks chicks and posts on severeal internet message boards"

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17701961]if i saw you in person with that haircut adb

id be like "dude listens to faceless and longboards"

instead of "dude stalks chicks and posts on severeal internet message boards"[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="1"]what[/SIZE]

i looked at that hair, and the way its like, dyed xtra black

and i was all like

is that guy in hawthorne heights

or the used

[QUOTE=adb;17701667][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2qlwi74.jpg[/IMG]

sup lol[/QUOTE]

not gonna lie, that haircut helped your image a lot. gg

im sayin

agree

wtf adb why did you cut it

ty josh

[QUOTE]wtf adb why did you cut it[/QUOTE]

idk man needed to

only time adb has ever manned up

now it's nick's turn

to what

lol

tbh i like the haircut

universally approved

jason hates it :\

lol haircuts

[QUOTE=adb;17703328]jason hates it :\[/QUOTE]

ima hair elitist

[QUOTE=Deth;17703605]ima hair elitist[/QUOTE]

:lol:

not enough SATAN in my hair follicles

some random woman complemented my hair in an elevator yesterday it's so satan

seems like all the maintenance you've put into your hair has been worth it then

-__-

when my hair was long i always had girls playing with it/saying "omg i wish my hair was this nice and straight" and touching it

too bad it wasn't my dick

and dudes mistook me for chicks not fun

people have always made fun of my hair

nigga I put no maintenance into it ever

which pisses girls off too

do you have hair to your as[I]s[/I] almost

hey guys look at how apathetic i am

[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/6zvket.jpg[/IMG]

sup johnny drama

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17703747]when my hair was long i always had girls playing with it/saying "omg i wish my hair was this nice and straight" and touching it

too bad it wasn't my dick

and dudes mistook me for chicks not fun[/QUOTE]

:lol:
[QUOTE=Deth;17703750]nigga I put no maintenance into it ever

which pisses girls off too[/QUOTE]

pretty sure you wash it and comb it