[quote=Cocaine;17891520]yeah im trying to but the mutual friend is mad at me

wtv

I PUT MAYONAISE ON EVERYTHING THAT'S HOW I EAT
LAKESHORE BLVD THAT'S WHERE I SLEEP
LOUD WITH A SLUR THAT'S HOW I SPEAK
IN YOUR LOBBY WITH A KNIFE, THAT'S HOW I CREEP[/quote]wtf how come?

also you have that ****ing song stuck in my head


ps yes im very competitive

[QUOTE=TimJim;17891529]wtf how come?

also you have that ****ing song stuck in my head[/QUOTE]

idk girls are stupid that's how come

[quote=Cocaine;17891531]idk girls are stupid that's how come[/quote]
i feel you

gave your sister a trim and told her to trim it up. bzz she's been a slut i put christmas lights in her butt and lit it up


- chuggo

so you actually ****ed her

think youll be gettin this

nah nah nah

not in the back of my

car car car

nah i never said i did either but it went far enough to be really uncomfortable for people in the front seat

whatever i feel weird talking about this kinda stuff sorry cmon **** a guy

my car is too small for intercourse

so you got to 3rd base eh

@adb: sames

my cars:
[IMG]http://oliviachow.ca/mp/wp-content/uploads/ttc.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://transit.toronto.on.ca/bus/routes/images/TTC7087_194_Zoo-06-22-03.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://transit.toronto.on.ca/archives/data/images/061117_ttc_subway_300-thumb.jpg[/IMG]

so roomy

lololol

ouch Paul why are you so angsty

i remember when you were a cool user with a big old star wars avatar

paul 1, abd 0

nah my penis size is adequate, above average according to wikipedia

wikipedia is also accounting for people like asians

though your gf should be quite surprised

I doubt your cars are too small for sex. I ****ed an ex gf in my old ford ranger's cab.

[quote=The Stig;17891589]i'd say i remember when you were a cool user but i don't[/quote]
lol if i was a cool user here it would rain pigs

[quote=Russell;17891590]I doubt your cars are too small for sex. I ****ed an ex gf in my old ford ranger's cab.[/quote]
i drive an aveo. and since its a manual with basically none back seat its extremely tricky

[QUOTE=Russell;17891590]I doubt your cars are too small for sex. I ****ed an ex gf in my old ford ranger's cab.[/QUOTE]

too small for most positions anyways

all you need is one seat dude wtf a place for you to sit and your own dick there you have enough room

[QUOTE=adb;17891597]too small for most positions anyways[/QUOTE]

have her sit in the passenger seat and you get on top. can't really do anything else though, as far as intercourse goes anyways.

I'll pass

the dutchie on the left hand side

poser

****ing bored.

****ing

bored.

russell who is russell

i dont like ****ing aliases

austin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3EsUbowLmE

might be the best video ever