i had a talk with my penis, he said he'd disown me. guess ill let her take me out and spend money on me instead.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371805]i had a talk with my penis, he said he'd disown me. guess ill let her take me out and spend money on me instead.[/QUOTE]

Either way you're a whore. :p

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371805]i had a talk with my penis, he said he'd disown me. guess ill let her take me out and spend money on me instead.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like the better of the two options.

lowsound

Yeah, Dan. Ya gotta have standards. :p

i just hope she doesn't pull the old "omg my ice cream landed on your crotch now i have to lick it off!!" trick.


[QUOTE]Either way you're a whore. [/QUOTE]

:upset: you dont mean that.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;14371819]Yeah, Dan. Ya gotta have standards. :p[/QUOTE]

I guess he just has really low ones.

lowsound

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371821]
:upset: you dont mean that.[/QUOTE]

You know I didn't. ;)

One beer and two cigarettes later, Jody actually feels like writing music.

Two of Jody's guitars have no strings and one has two strings

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass;14371823]I guess he just has really low ones.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

:lol: Yeah, I'll say.


I'm out (not like I was around much). I have a 'surprise' midterm tomorrow.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371821]i just hope she doesn't pull the old "omg my ice cream landed on your crotch now i have to lick it off!!" trick.

[/QUOTE]
If that happens, it was destiny.

lowsound

you guys missed my whole internal struggle with this. i dont have low standards, she just wants me naked and im not really surewhat to do about it. she really isn't that bad, just a tad bit over weight. im almost always the one going after the girl so this is......new......

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371841]you guys missed my whole internal struggle with this. i dont have low standards, she just wants me naked and im not really surewhat to do about it. she really isn't that bad, just a tad bit over weight. im almost always the one going after the girl so this is......new......[/QUOTE]

Do you have a picture?

lowsound

nah, shes in one of my classes and i since im not particularly interested in her i haven't facebooked her.



she's greek 0_o

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371841]you guys missed my whole internal struggle with this. i dont have low standards, she just wants me naked and im not really surewhat to do about it. she really isn't that bad, just a tad bit over weight. im almost always the one going after the girl so this is......new......[/QUOTE]

You make her sound like a total blimp. :p

Slightly overweight is... acceptable, depending on overall attractiveness.

Anyway I am out, done with my bashing of the post secondary education system in my part of the world. That means that it is bed time, early class tomorrow.

lowsound

Aye.

My girlfriend is "slightly overweight"

Im trying to convince her to give me head but its not working.

shes also a little girl jody. patience.

Tell her it's steak and a blowjob day.

Except that that was yesterday.

"Its just skin!"
"With a little bit of cum in the middle!"
"I wont come in your mouth, jesus! It'd just be a bit salty, ever had pork rinds?"
"You pee out of there!"
"Your [size=2]pu[/size]ssy smells like a can of tuna!"

first thing i read when i got in here..

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompt]Im trying to convince her to give me head but its not working.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

-sixner

He'll be going on about it for a while, too. Get used to it.

:p

oh my.

She just hung up one me because I said screamo is the stupidest crap Ive ever heard.

i need to change my avatar... hm.....

-sixner

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;14371894]She just hung up one me because I said screamo is the stupidest crap Ive ever heard.[/QUOTE]
What'd I tell you about pickin the right fights?

st0wned!

I just sent her a text saying not to wait by the phone for me to call back because if shes going to act like a stupid bitch over something as trivial as her taste in music then I dont want to talk to her.

i hate to tell you jody, but it seems as though your never gonna get a bj from this one.


spiff: i need to send you one of my locally famous bamboo pipes.

:lol:

Jody, I completely agree with you.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371931]spiff: i need to send you one of my locally famous bamboo pipes.[/QUOTE]

If you want to, I can give you my address and stuff so you can do that.