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omg

i'll probably get all their early stuff eventually

restringing the guitar presently

other than emo/screamoisdead do you guys know of any other massive collections of albums on mediafire?

yeah i kind of remembered them as being electronic, the sound of the debut was different than i expected

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just playing fifa and eating xmas food

nm trying to think of a band name

wykyd dyklyker

stunning cunts

dot com

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something about this got me

xPAPxSMURFx

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Death and Taxes :lol:

cumflux

assuming you play jazz


charles dingus

i am a banana

my spoon is too big

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that doesnt really make much sense to me mitch

"Seriously, Eve, you were created from my third nipple," Adam ribbed.

mcsweeneys

[QUOTE=illmitch;17691967]"Seriously, Eve, you were created from my third nipple," Adam ribbed.[/QUOTE]
thats the only part i got

you didn't get the cain and abel, solomon, lazarus, or jesus ones? i thought those were all pretty straightforward

a lot of those were pretty funny tbh

[QUOTE]"You know, I hate that Noah guy and big boats get my tummy churning. Weathersaurus is always wrong, anyway. Let's just hang with the unicorns," the T-Rex said dryly. [/QUOTE]made me lol

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theres so much friggin good abstract humor on mcsweeneys

"Judas, please don't kiss me. You know what this will lead to," Jesus said crossly.

:lol:

not as funny, still made me smile a little bit @ mitch

@mike: yeah that was one of the best ones

Make your own vodka sauce. Pour vodka directly onto food. Vodka sauce.

Build a treehouse for the kids.

Instead of paint, use vodka. Your friends will be impressed: "Wow, you painted your dining room vodka?!"

i lold

cuz i ****ing hate vodka

Vodka rules fag

Odysseus

Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won't get to go home for another 10 years. FML

[QUOTE=Txus;17692021]Vodka rules fag[/QUOTE]
maybe if you have a vagina

vodka is just fine

vaginas

vodka is kinda lame

it gets you drunk tho so hey

yeah but so does BEER and whiskey

and they dont suck

vodka mixes well, thats probably its best asset

yeah def

mixing happens to be for cunts too