Okily Dokily

THOSE BOOKS WERE GREAT!! Ben why must we reminisce (cant spell, too much german :p) so much tonight?

No but seriously those ones where if you make aq crappy decision you turn to page 9 and die.....woooow

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]THOSE BOOKS WERE GREAT!! Ben why must we reminisce (cant spell, too much german :p) so much tonight?

No but seriously those ones where if you make aq crappy decision you turn to page 9 and die.....woooow[/QUOTE]

They were so much better than the text computer games.

You move north
You hear a tapping
You move west
A SPIDER DROPS DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND EATS YOUR FACE YOU HAVE DIED, NEXT TIME TRY TO KEEP YOUR FACE ON YOUR SKULL AND NOT IN THE SPIDERS MOUTH.

The best part was that you could fail on the first part. I still remeber the outcome

"You walk onto the bridge of the Spaceship at the head of the Galactic Fleet. You have ALien vessels attacking all around. You soon realise you've walked into the wrong adventure. Try again."

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]They were so much better than the text computer games.

You move north
You hear a tapping
You move west
A SPIDER DROPS DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND EATS YOUR FACE YOU HAVE DIED, NEXT TIME TRY TO KEEP YOUR FACE ON YOUR SKULL AND NOT IN THE SPIDERS MOUTH.[/QUOTE]

Pick up ye flask

You cannot pick up ye flask

[URL=http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html]Awesome[/URL]

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Pick up ye flask

You cannot pick up ye flask

[URL=http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html]Awesome[/URL][/QUOTE]

Haha, I knew you'd say that.
:lol:

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]THOSE BOOKS WERE GREAT!! Ben why must we reminisce (cant spell, too much german :p) so much tonight?
[/QUOTE]

Because its what old people do. Its also a good warm up for the family reunion.

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]Haha, I knew you'd say that.
:lol:[/QUOTE]

Its all I can think of now when someone says text based adventure.

That, or PEASANT'S QUEST

/completed :cool:

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Because its what old people do. Its also a good warm up for the family reunion.[/QUOTE]
I seem to spend too much of my life reminiscing; childhood tv, music, books/ whatever

Ah dear...

Meh, Trogdor is funny.


I have cramp in my left eyeball.

Thats a strange problem.

Worst feeling ever - poke in the eye

This thread is cool.

This thread is indeed cool.

Are you a real Brit? Because I'm not. I'm a Fake Brit, really an American, but I was voted an Honorary Brit by key members of the thread.

Also, anime does indeed = pwnage++.

Ben, I played "The Real Folk Blues" again on the piano today. Man, I am out of practice on that song. I screwed up the outro so terribly badly that it was partially unrecognisable. Anyway, I'm still trying. Also, I'm really working on Radiohead - Sail to the Moon. I love that song.

I think he's a fake Brit.

/Drinks tea, and eats crumpets, whilst stood outside the Houses of Parliament

My mum woke me up at 3am last night.
Completely drunk and blabbering on about how a cat got run over and it was probably ours and how I should go out onto the road and check.
I noticed it a little odd when I was about to leave the house and she told me,
"It's [B]diametrically[/B] that way"
So I went out, nothing, there was no body.
I came back, she sent me back out again to double check. Again nothing.
I came back in, went to bed, and at 3:30 am she woke me up again, this time she'd found our cat which wasn't actually dead, it'd just been clipped apparantly.
So what did she do? She carried it upstairs and made it do a dance in my face.
Then at 4am, she woke me up again, she'd left the cat downstairs and now it had dissapeared.
So I had to search for that, I looked upstairs and downstairs.
"Luke have you found it?"
"No"
"Luke have you found it?"
"No"
"Luke?"
"No"
"Luke?"
"[I]No I haven't found it[/I]"
"Luke, I'm not being equivocable"

Gah some people, so in the last two days I've had about 3 hours sleep, my girlfriends coming over in about 3 hours and I need to finish tidying and have a shower.

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]
Gah some people, so in the last two days I've had about 3 hours sleep, my girlfriends coming over in about 3 hours and I need to finish tidying and have a shower.[/QUOTE]

You get the tidying out the way now, and the last two can be combined. At least thats what the male in me says.

Ubisoft cutomers services are likely to make my enemy list at this rate.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]You get the tidying out the way now, and the last two can be combined. At least thats what the male in me says.

Ubisoft cutomers services are likely to make my enemy list at this rate.[/QUOTE]

Awwww :upset: She's ill so she had to cancel, no sex0r for me :(
I'm not really bothered though, my room needed cleaning anyway, it's just my parents who spent the entire morning scouring the house :p

They bouncing you around the phonelines?

Sup Uk thread?

I've got SATs tommorow.

Any advice?













Guh.
























One Hot Minute is a good album.





































But Mother's Milk is better.




































And Blood Sugar Sex Magik is eeeeeeven better!!!

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]Awwww :upset: She's ill so she had to cancel, no sex0r for me :(
I'm not really bothered though, my room needed cleaning anyway, it's just my parents who spent the entire morning scouring the house :p

They bouncing you around the phonelines?[/QUOTE]

No, i've not resorted to phoning yet. Im still awaiting some reply for my question as to why their game doesnt talk to my PC well.

I sent every scrap of information that I could as well, so they cant complain about not knowing the problem.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]No, i've not resorted to phoning yet. Im still awaiting some reply for my question as to why their game doesnt talk to my PC well.

I sent every scrap of information that I could as well, so they cant complain about not knowing the problem.[/QUOTE]

Did you end the letter with,
"And if this problem is not rectified I will not be reccomending your products to any of my peers"
It always works for my dad.

Mat my advice: dont fall asleep til you've at least written your name :thumb:

I remember SATs. I passed those on knowledge gained from games and music, rather than revision. True story.

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]Mat my advice: dont fall asleep til you've at least written your name :thumb:[/QUOTE]
Name... got it.

I can imagine it now...

*Walks into room*

*Writes first name*

*Falls asleep*



Everyone tells me that I'm gonne be fine, but I have this bizzare feeling I'll really screw up....

I screwed up and it doesn't really affect anything so don't worry :thumb:

[QUOTE=MXican]I screwed up and it doesn't really affect anything so don't worry :thumb:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, the worst case scenario is you do really bad and they put you in lower sets next year, then you do really well and they move you back up.

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]Yeah, the worst case scenario is you do really bad and they put you in lower sets next year, then you do really well and they move you back up.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Sats aren't important anyway.

There are no monks in my band
(there are no monks in my band)
There are no saints in this land
(there are no saints in this land)
I’ll be doing all I can
If I die an honest man
(if I die an honest man)

Confusion is my middle name
(confusion is my middle name)
Ask me again I’ll tell you the same
(ask me again I’ll tell you the same)
Persuaded by one sexy dame
No I don not feel no shame

You are on the road
Can I get a little lovin’ fom you
Can I get a little bit of that done did do
You are on the road
Tell me now girl that you need me too
Tell me now girl ’cause I’ve got a feeling for you

Every man has certain needs
(every man has certain needs)
Talkin’ ’bout them dirty deeds
(talkin’ ’bout them dirty deeds)
To these needs I must concede
Livin’ by my lowly creed
(livin’ by my lowly creed)

Woman please know that I’m good
(woman please know that I’m good)
Know that I did all I could
(know that I did all I could)
But yes it’s true likelihood
Of being great is not so good

You are on the road
Can I get a little lovin’ fom you
Can I get a little bit of that done did do
You are on the road
Tell me now girl that you need me too
Tell me now girl ’cause I’ve got a feeling for you

There are no monks in my band
(there are no monks in my band)
There are no saints in this land
(there are no saints in this land)
I’ll be doing all I can
If I die an honest man
(if I die an honest man)

Virtue slipped into my shoe
(virtue slipped into my shoe)
No I will not miscontrue
(no I will not miscontrue)
More rockin’ more rockin’ now doobley doo
Dancin’ down your avenue

You are on the road
Can I get a little lovin’ fom you
Can I get a little bit of that done did do
You are on the road
Tell me now girl that you need me too
Tell me now girl ’cause I’ve got a feeling for you


And other such things the Red Hots have given us.

That was random, yet informative.

[QUOTE=metalcritter666]That was random, yet informative.[/QUOTE]
Cuntilla.

Boredensteiner