itt austin lies

hey ill forward text messages if you'd like

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16515985]wait hold on, let me clarify if they are in the same bed together or they are in separate ones.

also, i am not sure if said cousin is a guy or a girl, so this could be interesting.[/QUOTE]

please clarify, because i don't know if i'd want a potential girlfriend to be in bed with her cousin.

dykes are pretty crazy though

awww

Austin forward them to me so I can text her and fu[B]c[/B]k you over like you f[B]uc[/B]ked me over! :mad:

give me her name and number and i will give her a scare plz

hahahaha

ok i said "are you lying down with your cousin, or are you alone"

that was the most subtle way i could think of

**** i just ate a fly. there was one flying around nd i was all "WTv" but then i went outside briefly and i came back in and took a bite and CRUNCH

fucjk

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16516016]ok i said "are you lying down with your cousin, or are you alone"

that was the most subtle way i could think of[/QUOTE]

should just asked what her and her cousin r doin in bed tbh then thatd clarify evertything u should learn to work a wench

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;16515978]i think its actually fun to have to go along with lies. especially funny ones. that might be a little sick or something, but i think its hilarious.[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

If she finds out your lie, upbraid her for being so shallow

its ok, seperate beds. i took a pic, and i wil upload if you all really want me to

Took a pic of what?

the text message. me asking the sleeping situation and her explaining

i was hoping it was a pic of her in bed

[QUOTE]ok i said "are you lying down with your cousin, or are you alone"

that was the most subtle way i could think of[/QUOTE]
if i was the girl i would think that the next text would be like what r u wearing.

creepy dick

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16516050]the text message. me asking the sleeping situation and her explaining[/QUOTE]

Wow............................. :amaze:

[QUOTE=Angmar;16516057]Wow............................. :amaze:[/QUOTE]

agreed

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16516050]the text message. me asking the sleeping situation and her explaining[/QUOTE]

well no one cares that much

frankly i'm glad that you texted a girl asking if she and her cousin were in the same bed and she didnt get completely freaked out

that there is what we in the biz call a keeper

dude i was being called a liar and i laid the card down and now im being outcasted?

yeah /e

[QUOTE]
frankly i'm glad that you texted a girl asking if she and her cousin were in the same bed and she didnt get completely freaked out

that there is what we in the biz call a keeper[/QUOTE]

yeah dude i was surprised she didnt sya nything

ask her what her cousin is wearing

just give me her goddamn number

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;16516077]just give me her goddamn number[/QUOTE]

please do it

dude cael, my ex already yelled at me for the wench and jack off thing you posted about her on my myspace.

i cant keep helping you bro

bro I wont mention an austin

this will be completely anonymous though. think of it dude, only good things could come from it.

yep

123 to what Anthony said

dude will you suffice with steve's bitch;s number? i already went through that **** though

your turn