oic. /feels short

haha, shame shame. I've gone maybe upwards of a month due to backpacking trips and such.

edit: we should make it a pop punkers competition, and the last to go without wins...

Let do this comp.

Ill count my 2 days in my head and not count them in the competition. This competition includes sex.

[b][u]NOTE:[/b][/u] IF YOU SHAKE IT MORE THAN TWICE AFTER URINATING, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF.

EDIT: I know i can go for a long time, i just never bothered to count, and i never bothered to actually try to go without it for a long time.

[QUOTE=cobert]Let do it.

Ill count my 2 days in my h ead and not count them in the competition. This [b]competition includes sex[/b].

[b][u]NOTE:[/b][/u] IF YOU SHAKE IT MORE THAN TWICE AFTER URINATING, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF.[/QUOTE]
u suk

/quits...maybe

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]u suk

/quits...maybe[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I thought about this, and how some people dont have to jerk it to 'fulfill their needs'.

You'd actually have to be retarded to push your girlfriend away if shes trying to bang you. Or, you're in a competition started on an internet forum.

[QUOTE=cobert]This competition includes sex.[/QUOTE]

No fair.

[QUOTE=cobert]:lol:

I thought about this, and how some people dont have to jerk it to 'fulfill their needs'.

You'd actually have to be retarded to push your girlfriend away if shes trying to bang you. Or, you're in a competition started on an internet forum.[/QUOTE]
Quite true.

lol "Hey, sorry, we can't have sex...I'm trying to win a competition on the internet..."

they did a site wide competition on ug before

got the idea off the seinfeld episode

I'd do anything to win. I'd just bend the rules to my advantage.

Haha, the funny thing is how much cheating must go on, but on both sides. Some guys wank and lie. Some guys can't get any but say "Well I'd still be in but I had sex with this hot girl..." [insert pic of said kid's sister unbeknowest to all]

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Quite true.

lol "Hey, sorry, we can't have sex...I'm trying to win a competition on the internet..."[/QUOTE]

:lol:

There would be so much cheating going on. A manis only as good as his word, so i refuse to lie. Like I said, I make stupid rules for myself and its impossible for me to breakthem. No matter how much i would want to jerk off, i couldnt do it, and not because of the competition, because i just couldnt go against myself.

Masturbating [I]yourself[/I] is overrated.

I wouldn't cheat because internet lying is hella silly.

But you're silly too. Silly kid.

Adam: Not everyone's as hawt as you.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Adam: Not everyone's as hawt as you.[/QUOTE]

I know, but if they only had the self confidence they could think they were.

[QUOTE=Excursions]I know, but if they only had the self confidence they could think they were.[/QUOTE]
Pfft, a fat girl who thinks she's thin and wears skimpy clothing is even less attractive than a fat girl who knows she's fat.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Pfft, a fat girl who thinks she's thin and wears skimpy clothing is even less attractive than a fat girl who knows she's fat.[/QUOTE]

Post #23213 of the Pop-Punk forum discussion thread.

Recipient of the "Most true thing said in a long time" award.

Truth, but a hot girl who thinks she's ugly so she wears track suits is an injustice to the world too, not seeing her hot body and all.

[QUOTE=Excursions]Truth, but a hot girl who thinks she's ugly so she wears track suits is an injustice to the world too, not seeing her hot body and all.[/QUOTE]

I think the fat chick one is a little bit worse.

[QUOTE=Excursions]Truth, but a hot girl who thinks she's ugly so she wears track suits is an injustice to the world too, not seeing her hot body and all.[/QUOTE]
Truthfully I think girls look even better in less suggestive clothing. I like plain over flamboyant.

hey thread, i just got back form work, and now am enjoying a chocolate milkshake from mcdonalds :smoke:

i agree with vince on that last comment

[QUOTE=cobert]I think the fat chick one is a little bit worse.[/QUOTE]

Probably.

Vince: Meh, as long as I see some a[COLOR="Black"]s[/COLOR]s i'm ok:)

Silly Adam.

Plus I don't even "get" azz anyways :shrug:

Hey.

[QUOTE=Excursions]Probably.[/QUOTE]

No, it definitely is. You never have to shield your eyes from a hot chick in a track suit. However, you must always turn away when you see a fat chick in low-rise jeans with her thong hanging out.

hey chels

omg, that brings up bad memories from when i went to florida for a track trainning camp

[QUOTE=cobert]No, it definitely is. You never have to shield your eyes from a hot chick in a track suit. However, you must always turn away when you see a fat chick in low-rise jeans with her thong hanging out.[/QUOTE]

I, luckily, haven't had to see that. But if I did, I would politely tell her to buy a jacket and gtfo of my sight.

[QUOTE=cobert]No, it definitely is. You never have to shield your eyes from a hot chick in a track suit. However, you must always turn away when you see a fat chick in low-rise jeans with her thong hanging out.[/QUOTE]
Truth.

Hi Chels. I don't like your name change request :(

what was it? :p

[QUOTE=Excursions]I, luckily, haven't had to see that. But if I did, I would politely tell her to buy a jacket and gtfo of my sight.[/QUOTE]
ew ew ew

I just tried to get a pic to show you of how hideous it was, so I google "fat girl"

But I get a full page of naked fat chicks. :(

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]ew ew ew

I just tried to get a pic to show you of how hideous it was, so I google "fat girl"

But I get a full page of naked fat chicks. :([/QUOTE]

Turn safe search on silly.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]

Hi Chels. I don't like your name change request :([/QUOTE]

Hey. JXD gave it to me, and I liked it. :p

Dave: It was Chilly-Bean-Bop