hahaha you never tell a girl you read lotr, that's almost as bad as actually reading them.

lol that was the worst answer you could have given

even worse then stephen king.

hahah way to go austin

dude she said she liked harry potter, i think it was a go

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16515874]****. a potential girlfriend just asked me what kind of books i like, and i answered back with "LOTR" and she hasn't texted back in like twent minutes.

no way lotr is screwing me out of a relationship[/QUOTE]

wait why was she texting you asking what books you liked

was this one of those "text 3700 for sexy singles" things

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16515874]****. a potential girlfriend just asked me what kind of books i like, and i answered back with "LOTR" and she hasn't texted back in like twent minutes.

no way lotr is screwing me out of a relationship[/QUOTE]

She wasn't good enough tbh

Just say "[I]Introduction to Operations Research[/I]—fiction doesn't stimulate me"

harry potter is ok to be female and read. LOTR is never ok to read and be taken seriously

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16515904]She wasn't good enough tbh

Just say "[I]Introduction to Operations Research[/I]—fiction doesn't stimulate me"[/QUOTE]

i think i might actually use that

should've said shopaholic

[QUOTE=Illmatic;16515903]wait why was she texting you asking what books you liked

was this one of those "text 3700 for sexy singles" things[/QUOTE]

nah shes in new york and we're like... trying to get to know each other n shi

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16515874]****. a potential girlfriend just asked me what kind of books i like, and i answered back with "LOTR" and she hasn't texted back in like twent minutes.

no way lotr is screwing me out of a relationship[/QUOTE]

i'll be your girlfriend. lotr is the best

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[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16515923]nah shes in new york and we're like... trying to get to know each other n shi[/QUOTE]

oh

well why are you texting instead of talking on the phone

thats what phones were used for back in the day

wtf is up with the LOTR hate itt?

maybe she's spent the past half hour going to town on herself because the thought of you reading lotr is irresistible

think POSITIVE

[QUOTE=Illmatic;16515933]oh

well why are you texting instead of talking on the phone

thats what phones were used for back in the day[/QUOTE]

no they're only useful for listening to music, you know that

because it's almost two there and she's in bed with her cousin, who's asleep.

anymore questions you cumguzzler

[QUOTE=Angmar;16515939]wtf is up with the LOTR hate itt?[/QUOTE]

books are shitty

[QUOTE=Angmar;16515939]wtf is up with the LOTR hate itt?[/QUOTE]

its not hate but realizing how lotr has a negative impact on the courting dynamics

[QUOTE=Angmar;16515939]wtf is up with the LOTR hate itt?[/QUOTE]

i dunno but i'm going to go play some lotro

\m/

[QUOTE] she's in bed with her cousin[/QUOTE]

ok ok, the return of the king and the two towers are good, but the fellowship is a ****ing borefest

[QUOTE=Deth;16515892]lol that was the worst answer you could have given[/QUOTE]

he should have said "anne rice"

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;16515915]i think i might actually use that[/QUOTE]

Are you serious :lol:

It would probably fail and you'd have to live up to it regardless

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16515944]because it's almost two there and she's in bed with her cousin, who's asleep.

anymore questions you cumguzzler[/QUOTE]

1) it like just turned midnight here so it would be like 1 in NY. bars aren't even closed yet.
2) wait in bed with her cousin?

ok ill recover by telling her my favorite are vargsmal and lord of chaos
[QUOTE]
1) it like just turned midnight here so it would be like 1 in NY. bars aren't even closed yet.[/QUOTE]

yeah well regardless of my time stretching, she still is in bed. and idk man, its a girl. its like a family get away

[QUOTE]she's in bed with her cousin, who's asleep.[/QUOTE]

the ending makes it even worse. this girl is definitely not your type dude.

[QUOTE=Illmatic;16515963]
2) wait in bed with her cousin?[/QUOTE]

yeah, wtf

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16515961]Are you serious :lol:

It would probably fail and you'd have to live up to it regardless[/QUOTE]

i think its actually fun to have to go along with lies. especially funny ones. that might be a little sick or something, but i think its hilarious.

wait hold on, let me clarify if they are in the same bed together or they are in separate ones.

also, i am not sure if said cousin is a guy or a girl, so this could be interesting.