oh my eyes....oh

Why David how did you afford all that?

I get 30 pound a week "Educational Maintenance Allowance"

if i get a job i plan on getting rich



say, 250 quid a week :)

[QUOTE=MILF Hunter]I get 30 pound a week "Educational Maintenance Allowance"[/QUOTE]
you big hooch

David bowie's wife once found him in bed with johnny rotten

I need a job. I wish I got Educational Maintenance Allowance.

i just shaved my mohawk off


i am so amazingly cool.

[QUOTE=lynch_me]David bowie's wife once found him in bed with johnny rotten[/QUOTE]
GROSS!!!!!

My mom found me inbed with my dad.

....and then I asked her "Do you like what you see?"

[QUOTE=OiItsFatmatt]i just shaved my mohawk off


i am so amazingly cool.[/QUOTE]

Why did you give it the chop man?

i was doing my hair and thought

'i cant be bothered'

so i shaved it off. totally spur of the moment. i'll just leave it now

post pics

haha

yeah maybe when i have some

I cant beleive the hawk has gone, tis a sad day indeed :upset:

want to know whats even weirder


i saved it, and has i had put it up, it all came off in one bit

eww wierdo

Glue it to a cat's back.

So yeah, how about them kangaroos?

i had a kangaroo steak on the way back from skiing once, in the middle of the friggin desert theres a kangaroo, ostritch, and buffalo stand.

It also has the best shakes in the world, with 132 flavors.

Edit: It's great, its like the only building for 100 miles, and yet is always crowded.

Bill and Ted is onnnnnnnn

Scooby Doo: Kids is on, hell yeah.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Bill and Ted is onnnnnnnn[/QUOTE]Which one???

[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]Which one???[/QUOTE]
Excellent Adventure

Righteous

ugh my schools talent show was horrible

What was the biggest joke there?

You niggas need to learn how to distract me better from what I am supposed to be doing.

[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]What was the biggest joke there?

You niggas need to learn how to distract me better from what I am supposed to be doing.[/QUOTE]
when a kid said, "why did a monkey fall out of a tree?"....."because he was dead" or when my sience teacher acted like a wigger

My hooker interview is in 15 minutes!