ha so i stole a gram of dank from my 22 year old brother

and he told my mom and now she's screaming at me saying I have no respect for family and that I'm gonna be in rehab

yeah um stealing is worse than smoking pot you pothead

I steal stuff but I dont smoke

am i going 2 hell

yes

ffffffuuuuuuuu

My mom says I should go on a reality show so I can get payed to act with no morals :confused:

and you could suck some dicks

[quote=jaundice;17320313]ha so i stole a gram of dank from my 22 year old brother

and he told my mom and now she's screaming at me saying i have no respect for family and that i'm gonna be in rehab[/quote]

lol

"mommy he stole my weed"

I slept in until 2:30 and only just got showered and dressed, and even then I'm only half-dressed (pants, belt, shoes and socks) heil.

Going to cook a pizza later and then play guitar. Lazy day ftw.

Worked the first day of a new job digging clams, it's good money 10 dollars an hour and it's easy but I'm exhausted.

Im chillin at home smokin right now listening to music, going to see Magrudergrind play at Porkyland mexican restaurant tonight, **** yeah!

[QUOTE=SKUDstorm;17320102]i wanted to get prescribed adderall but apparently it's not very common in canada. i ended up getting ritalin, and right now i'm having a pretty good 'high,' for lack of a better[/QUOTE]
Yeah up here adderall doesnt get prescribed. If you're wanting an amphetamine(-like) high ritalin does it if you take enough but you'd probably want to tell whoever that **** dont work so you can get dexedrine/other dextroamphetamine brand name

I got tacos and just ate them

good times

I always thought it would be cool to get high off prescription drugs but I was never sure where to begin. Like, if it's a [B]prescription drug,[/B] I assume you need a prescription from a doctor for it, which I probably couldn't convince my doctor to get me, and I'm way too much of a slightly confuzzled sea lion to steal it like in Drugstore Cowboy, so I dunno, man, I DUNNO.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17320133]nick craves only the most depraved juns[/QUOTE]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool'd so hard when I read "depraved juns"

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17320313]ha so i stole a gram of dank from my 22 year old brother

and he told my mom and now she's screaming at me saying I have no respect for family and that I'm gonna be in rehab[/QUOTE]

hahahahah whaaat

lol rehab for weed, the notion is simply preposterous

fuc[B]k[/B]in dank diddie dank dank

DANK

duh duh duh dank junior!

lol i used to steal so much bud from my brother when he sold

he flipped out the one time when he caught

I had sex with my dealer once. LOL jk my gf sold weed a couple times and I boinked her.

why would you hit a woman with a whack a mole paddle

They need to be kept in line.

a hot vietnamese girl that sometimes deals wtf why arent there more of these

copz nigguh

weed AND sex. Win & Win.

I know a couple Vietnamese girls.

One is kinda cute.

vietnamese girls are either not cute at all or like really really really cute.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17320610]he flipped out the one time when he caught[/QUOTE]

lol

what did he do

was there a twardzik family meeting/beatdown

Her sister is really ****ing hot but she's like 30 something and has 2 kids.