[QUOTE]causing him to **** himself everywhere.[/quote]

Loller.

[QUOTE=cobert;15136910]Everyone has that shirt but me.

I saw a Crass shirt in Hot Topic the other day. LOL.[/QUOTE]

I feel like I should rant about this...

Also why were you in a Hot Topic?

...

I just saw that sh[size="2"]i[/size]t above...


I miss Neeshee and Chris. Also Chris, I'm 17, and I have to shave now.

In other related news, (bringing up Ash brings this up) I f[size="2"]u[/size]cked a fat chick the other night. Bad decision.

LOL, the regretful fatty-f[I]u[/I]ck. I feel for you, bro.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;15157512]I feel like I should rant about this...

Also why were you in a Hot Topic?[/QUOTE]

Every once in a while I stop in to see if they have any shirts but they never do so whatever.

Ah word.

What design was the Crass shirt?

Their cross type logo thing.

Word, I'm really sort of curious which of the members of that band decided to liscense out the design to a tshirt company who sells through Hot Topic.

maybe they dont own the rights to their name

That's what I was thinking.

that story...

to quote superbad

"i've got a boner!"

Ash smiled as he licked his fingers and tasted a mix of Ben's semen and his own feces and then coyly said to Ben, "hey, I didn't come yet." Ben greedily fell to his knees and began sucking Ash's c[size=2]o[/size]ck violently, biting it frequently and causing Ash's penis to begin to bleed. Ash screamed with delight and leaned over Ben to turn on his laptop. Once it booted up, he opened up his iPod and put on some Orchid. Ben choked on Ash's penis and then removed it from his mouth and shouted, "God, I love Orchid! They're so emotional! Their lyrics really inspired me to..." Ben trailed off and began to blush. Ash, puzzled, asked, "What are you talking about baby?" "I've been writing some lyrics lately," Ben admitted shyly. "I want you to punch my penis with a pair of brass knuckles while you recite your poetry," Ash said. A smile came over Ben's face as he pulled a pair of brass knuckles out of his pants pocket and began to scream lines of contrived poetry while he repeatedly punched Ash's engorged penis, still bleeding. Then, as Ben screamed, "You will die ten thousand deaths," Ash came all into his mouth and Ben laughed with glee as Ash's semen filled his mouth and throat.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the two lovers, Ben's mother had opened the door to their room after hearing strange grunting sounds. At first she was appalled, but as she watched the two gay partners make love, she became aroused and began to finger her clit. Soon, she began to moan and caught the attention of Ben and Ash. They both glanced over and licked their lips maliciously as they closed the door behind her. After Ben stuck his tongue deep into Ash's a[size=2]ss[/size]hole and tasted his feces, they both began to strap Ben's mom down to the floor. Ash started to urinate on the elderly mother's face and she opened her mouth to receive it. In the meantime, Ben was eating her out, and she was starting to moan very loud. She grabbed Ash's c[size=2]o[/size]ck when he was done pissing and shoved it in between her large breasts. Her nipples were becoming really hard and Ash began to angrily tittyf[size=2]u[/size]ck her while Ben opened his mouth beneath Ash's a[size=2]ss[/size]hole, so that Ash could s[size=2]h[/size]it right into his mouth. Ben vomited for an hour while listening to Ballgag from eating Ash's s[size=2]h[/size]it, and it wasn't long before Ash wanted to play around with it. He stuck his soft thick c[size=2]o[/size]ck into the pool of vomit and said, "Baby it feels so warm." "Oh I bet it does. Want me to make it warmer?" said Ben. "Sure baby. Why don't you come over here and ride my vomit infested d[size=2]i[/size]ck?" said Ash with a huge grin. His c[size=2]o[/size]ck was growing in size as Ben approached it. It was long until Ben started s[size=2]hi[/size]tting all over Ash's d[size=2]i[/size]ck. "Oh yeah baby, I love it when you s[size=2]h[/size]it on my d[size=2]i[/size]ck like that." said Ash as he pulled out. "Want me to suck that?" said Ben, with a large smirk across his face. "Sure baby. You know I love the way it feels when your tongue touches the s[size=2]h[/size]it on my wet d[size=2]i[/size]ck. Lick it all up." In the meantime, Ben's mom unstrapped herself and began to finger her pussy violently until she squirted all over Ash's face. Ben was so turned on by this that he went over to his mother and started sucking on her nipples.

As Ben caressed his mother's hard nipples, the door creaked open once again and Ben's shaved poodle Killer walked in. She was attracted to the scent of blood and urine that could often be smelled drifting from the room. Ben had made love to the dog multiple times and she had gotten used to sneaking into his room late at night for a quick session of brutal sex. The dog walked over to Ash and begin biting his testicles furiously, spilling blood and semen all over Ben's face and Ben's mother's breasts. Ash howled with a combination of pain and delight and begin smacking the dog across the face. "You want a bone, b[size=2]i[/size]tch?" Ash screamed into the dog's ear. Ben shifted his attention from his mother and inserted his penis in the dog's a[size=2]s[/size]shole and began to make love to the dog. The dog, not knowing how to handle the simultaneous dual pleasure, quickly dropped to the floor in spasm and cardiac arrest. Minutes later it was dead, but this did not stop Ben who kept f[size=2]u[/size]cking the dog's dead body violently.

That was when Ash oozed over to the scene of the crime, his fat dispersed everywhere. He walked over to Ben and skull f[size=2]u[/size]cked him until he choked with pleasure and pain, upon which the local demon Justin arrived. He had detected the air of Death in a matter of moments following the death of the dog, while furiously listening to Goatvomit 666. He immediately began to play black metal underground grindcore music that came from the depths and doom of Hell.

As he played this music Ben whipped out his knife and began to furiously self-destruct as Justin f[size=2]u[/size]cked his ear until he came. Justin smiled as he surveyed Ben's mutilated body and his eyes panned over to Ash, who stood cowering the corner with a mix of fear and excitement on his face. Justin used his Hot Topic boot to crush Ben's mother's head, killing her instantly. He then flipped his scene hair and began muttering incantations that resembled Satanistic chants. He didn't know if they were authentic, he was only reciting a sample he had heard on a Guts Of Children song, "The Human Race Is Scum." Ash felt his soul turn black and thinking quickly, he grabbed the bag of Doritos laying on the bed that he had been using to crumble on his penis as added flavor for Ben and quickly broke through the wall of the second story house and thundered into the night. Justin, pleased with his work, removed his lip ring, covered himself with his cloak and at once was non existant, much like his high school diploma.

As the sun rose on the scene in Ben's room, all that was left was the bodies of Killer, Ben and his mother. As people began to come out of their houses, Jared, who had been watching the scene from a nearby window, frowned heartily and popped in his Modest Mouse demo tape and sparked a bowl of meth. All was well in Maryville. The End.

newbtbaMISsick!

Up that **** now Jim, or IM me it. My username is my s/n.

The above posts are really creeping me out.

...Neeshee and Chris...we need to meet up and drink.

Someone come to my house and we'll sit in my basement and smoke a blunt and listen to creepy black metal. :)

:smoke:

No weed but we'll drink.

Hahaha. So epic. Don't deny that my high message inspired this.

No this story was written about a month back. But your message is the most incredibly creepy thing I have ever heard.

gg to Ben for not taking offense

Dude justin, that is creepy as ****.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;15161777]No weed but we'll drink.[/QUOTE]

You don't smoke anymore? :(

Not cool to smoke anymore bro.

Pffft, **** that. I'll probably be smoking until I die. I could never see myself stopping. I like it way too much.

Justin is my ANTI DRUG.