I smell a huge story coming right up...
By Craig, you mean me?
If so: :cool:...

Whenever I have a drinking contest with someone, we go for how long we can keep drinking, rather than how much we drink.

My record is 13 hours :cool:

Dammit, i have fodder for an MX UK episode now. But im miles away from a p/c milestone

13 hours isnt impressive if you have only 8 beers in that time though. But phoney records are good for the press. However, i doubt you had that few brew.
Maybe 22 brew.
Is that true brew?
Of the mx crew
Which recently grew
Thanks to you
And our resisdent jew
Who's feeling blue
But then whats new?
Random zoo

Your 4259th post is coming up, DON'T WASTE IT BEN! :lol:

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]I could picture the ensuing scenes.

Craig would be wowing all the guests with his immense knoweldge about a lot of little things.

Bob would be telling tales of his Australian trip.

Gur would be trying to score with everyone.

Brew and me would have pased out from a drinking contest. Leaving Med sitting there as the winner

And somebody, dont know who, but you know that somebody, would try and hit on Jess. Cue drunken brother defending his families honour by puking on the suspect.[/QUOTE]

I would turn up late, and sit in a corner, frowning at everyone.

[QUOTE=moaner]I would turn up late, and sit in a corner, frowning at everyone.[/QUOTE]

Until YMCA comes on.

Actually, you sound like me at parties. Notch up 2 extra respect points.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Dammit, i have fodder for an MX UK episode now. But im miles away from a p/c milestone

13 hours isnt impressive if you have only 8 beers in that time though. But phoney records are good for the press. However, i doubt you had that few brew.
Maybe 22 brew.
Is that true brew?
Of the mx crew
Which recently grew
Thanks to you
And our resisdent jew
Who's feeling blue
But then whats new?
Random zoo[/QUOTE]

From memory I drank:

8 Small beers
2 cans of cider
4 cans of Stella
1 can of Carlsberg
Milk
Water

In the morning at about 8am, I was drinking Stella out of a tea-cup.

aha! one thing im actually good at

One night i drank (i think):

4 shots of absinthe (82%)
1/4 bottle of pure polish spirit (88.5%)
3 large beers
2 double whiskys
1/4 bottle of vodka
and about 2 shots of raika

Someone tried to put vodka in my milk, yea like im that stupid...:upset:

[QUOTE=bobbass4k]aha! one thing im actually good at

One night i drank (i think):

Some crap
Some crap
3 large beers
2 double whiskys
1/4 bottle of crap
and about 2 shots of something i made up[/QUOTE]

Fix'd.

I hate spirits.

I like Rum :)

It rhymes with Brum :eek:

Brum likes Rum! :cool:

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]I like Rum :)

It rhymes with Brum :eek:

Brum likes Rum! :cool:[/QUOTE]

BRUM SMASH HEADS

BRUM LIKE WAYNE ROONEY

BRUM GET 2DTV REFERENCE?

hahaha, raikas a bulgarian spirit, my bulgarian friend gerogi gave me a bottle, its like vodka, its made from potatoes, but its brewed slightly differnelty and its stronger, and tastes sweeter

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]BRUM SMASH HEADS

BRUM LIKE WAYNE ROONEY

BRUM GET 2DTV REFERENCE?[/QUOTE]

Nope, but it made me chuckle.

eople of P, it is almost time for Power Rangers repeat on Jetix +1 for anyone whos sad like me and actually watches it

Tell what episode it is, then I might go watch it.

Or I might just sleep.

Sometime soon, me and my uh...''crew'' are having a night in where we're going to drink beer, eat pizza and watch old wrestling tapes and if we can be arsed, some Power Rangers :cool:

[quote=Sky Guide]Life's a masquerade - The gang plans to attend a costume party. Even Bulk and Skull get into the spirit[/quote]
True

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]
Sometime soon, me and THE BREW CREW are having a night in where we're going to drink beer, eat pizza and watch old wrestling tapes and if we can be arsed, some Pr0n :cool:[/QUOTE]

I love editing tonight. Methinks its bed time

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]I love eating men. Methinks its hammer time[/QUOTE]
I also love editing

Fresh new kicks


and pants

You got it like that
and you know you wanna dance

Oh yes, the pit just got KKKKKocain'd

Moaner, resend your address, the parcel has come back :angry: I checked the office today with the intention of getting indignant and acting like an old woman on them, but the address was wrong, either you sent a wrong address or I miswrote it. Either way, my apologies, I was then too embarassed to force you one from the post office.
PLus the woman who works there is a dumb whore.

She was talking to a friend, there were 3 people i nthe shop, her, her aisan friend and me. I was standing behind her friend in the queue.

Dumbass Shop worker woman: Oh my Sharlene has been in trouble again lately
Friend : awww why?
/Shop worker leans in close, whispers loud enough so I can hear* : Someone called her a white bitch. So she beat him up so good for her.

I wanted to choloform her then and there so I could tie her down and explain to her that the best way to deal with racism isn't to react with violence and then congratulate her child with it.
Our area has double average assualt rates, so good going getting your daughter stabbed.

*Thus removing the need to whisper

I enjoyed the moral of that story

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]Dumbass Shop worker woman: Oh my Sharlene has been in trouble again lately
Friend : awww why?
/Shop worker leans in close, whispers loud enough so I can hear* : Someone called her a white bitch. So she beat him up so good for her.

I wanted to choloform her then and there so I could tie her down and explain to her that the best way to deal with racism isn't to react with violence and then congratulate her child with it.[/QUOTE]

no, its to send the buggars back :D












/jk'in....

Very nice house Brum :thumb: hehe an MX party, what a night that would be!

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]I could picture the ensuing scenes.

Craig would be wowing all the guests with his immense knoweldge about a lot of little things.

Bob would be telling tales of his Australian trip.

Gur would be trying to score with everyone.

Brew and me would have pased out from a drinking contest. Leaving Med sitting there as the winner

And somebody, dont know who, but you know that somebody, would try and hit on Jess. Cue drunken brother defending his families honour by puking on the suspect.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

I would demand JD before coming, though that never happens as people are cheap bastards and get the cheapest vodka to get smashed on or beer....or alcopops. So mixing happens quite frequently :p (blagging drink is so much fun, fun FREE night)

I would quite likely be singing, maybe attempting a break dance and maybe trying to beat K at being the most ganstaaarr which of course I am...

I would be the one laughing at everyone because they're drunk

I'm really

really

really

bored.

:(

Meh, people (ie my mates) piss me off when they're drinking if I choose not too, they get so darn possessive over their bloody drink (some certain people in mind)

I could quite easily not drink at a party.

Yup, tis not that hard, just with some of the company I keep it can get boring, especially if you have to be the "sensible" one holding their head over the loo, holding them upright blah blah