yeah when I was working at KFC it was fucking slow one day so I went into the toilet for like 30 minutes and pleasured myself

came back nobody seemed to have noticed I was gone, manager just sits on the computer playing pinball

ioi

nothing feels better than getting paid to take a shit and masturbate

aka give ur self a blumpkin

lol yea ive done that but i cant cum because i can only bust a load if im laying on my back

My one friend used to do heroin in the bathrooms when we were on grill line at Friendly's, that sucked dicks. He'd fuck up huge rushes because he'd be nodding out on der toilet. One time he left like a g-bag of dope in the bathroom, fail.

pretty much always masturbated at school in class from like kindegarten on

[QUOTE=aria;18219503]lol yea ive done that but i cant cum because i can only bust a load if im laying on my back[/QUOTE]

lol yeah I had to train myself to do it standing up, feels so fucking good just to stand their and shoot projectile jizz all over the carpet

uhhhh

blowing loads is manly

what you guys know about this steel reserve ima glug glug glurble glop?

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18219496]nah dawg, green tea yo[/QUOTE]

Ah, the drink of champions


and lulz at current topic haha

yea mine normaly just dribbles out cuz i whack it so much if i only do 1 per day or if i go a whole day without it shoots good

Yeah, this shit sooth my throat like mad, and then this Steel gonna put me back to sleep.

edit: lol ben

same i get some good distance if i build up

if i blew a load standing up i think my legs would give out

they sorta do for me but you just kinda learn to relax your muscles and go with it

[QUOTE=aria;18219516]yea mine normaly just dribbles out cuz i whack it so much if i only do 1 per day or if i go a whole day without it shoots good[/QUOTE]

ya I hate those false alarms

[QUOTE=aria;18219519]if i blew a load standing up i think my legs would give out[/QUOTE]

Haha, I don't know why but I found this amusing.

when your legs start to buckle you know its coming

u know its cumming

lol i might have a try tonight a while ago i was trying to learn left handed but gave up it was so hard

Ambidextrous ftw

[url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001643362165[/url]

noticed this guy was a friend on the Jackin World facebook page lmao

u got big hands short

i was learning to fellate your dad LOL

I do not, trust me, my hands are small.

yaaAaAay my class was cancelled

such smlal hansd

Small hands are good for some things ;)

Man Slightly, your avatar just freaks me out, those eyes...blinking at the same time.... I mean it'd be cute if it were just two.. but yeah haha.

I think it's cute as it is why would you ever discriminate based on how many eyes someone has?

i agree, wtf man ur black

^*girl :p

I'm not discriminating, it's just the eyes are creepy to me lol. It's a cute cat though!

well he thinks yr eyes are creepy 2

[i]so there[/i]

owned

Oh it's a he, well tell him I'm sorry, I should have never let his nine eyes come in the way of our potential friendship.

Is there any way he can forgive me? :(

aight bout to watch some jersey shore im out

he says he'll forgive you if you let him trip you up

Wait, say what now?

mappy when am I gonna get to play you in SCII

[QUOTE=shortz;18219547]Wait, say what now?[/QUOTE]

:confused:

my video card shuts off whenever i join games so

protoss motherships shit me