[QUOTE] lol well if youre not initially attracted to me/my personality, i can be pretty creepy
but hes seen my tits now so hes not allowed to not say goodnight[/QUOTE]

:lol:

she talkin about some guy she likes, no wonder i havent seen her in months lol

[QUOTE] but that night, like.. he was saying how hes been sex deprived. hes mentioned it before and it was whatever. and usually we just whine or talk about stuff and its whatever.
he was saying he should just get a fleshlight instead of trying to find a gf and i sent him a bunch of links[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

[QUOTE]so we're both into ponies. he likes applejack. i got a new bathing suit with apples and told him i got it and could only t hink of ponies. he wanted to see, which was odd for him. texted bikini photo making a ridiculous face and he said it wouldnt hurt for me to try and act sexier for once (i guess hes seen most of my photos where i cant make a normal face)[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

eating bowl of soup which I put like a tbsp of chili into

ack

sup bros

i've started saving 'mx' pics
has my mx ranking lowered?!

/in b4 hur hurr it cant get lower or some shit

i have precisely none saved as of yesterday

about to go get an actual haircut and not just trimmy

get to drive my mom's mercedes and it's so nice out - stoked

gonna try to organize a gathering at the park and ask this girl out ~officially~

so nervous for no reason. shit

asking a girl to a gathering is the least scary thing ever dude

i already asked her to it i'm nervous about asking her other stuff

bro

edit: actually i've already asked her both things but still...thats why i said no reason

thats def not the least scary thing ever

everything involving girls is among the scariest things ever

fuck im pretty

put ur pics where ur post is

last time i asked a girl to do something i had to get super super super high first

under the circumstances i think it went remarkably well

yeah i've been drunk every time we've talked about relationship shit lol its gone well so far i guess though

gonna put it into overdrive today though nahm saiyan?

lay the mackdown

couple nights ago dis biddy im into said im a fox when i have shorter hair - already had dis here hurrcut i'm leaving for scheduled so fuck yeah

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18825416]yeah i've been drunk every time we've talked about relationship shit lol its gone well so far i guess though

gonna put it into overdrive today though nahm saiyan?[/QUOTE]

good luck dawg

thanks bois

my nalgene water bottle smells like bacon whenever i drink from it this is prob a bad sign

get stuck in lad

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18825426]thanks bois

my nalgene water bottle smells like bacon whenever i drink from it this is prob a bad sign[/QUOTE]

hahaha

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18825390]put ur pics where ur post is[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/bodybuilder.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18825426]thanks bois

my nalgene water bottle smells like bacon whenever i drink from it this is prob a bad sign[/QUOTE]

yeah dude you should wash that trust m

[QUOTE=guitarded_chuck;18825440][IMG]http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/bodybuilder.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

how the fuck is that even possible

[QUOTE=guitarded_chuck;18825440][IMG]http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/bodybuilder.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

he actually thought that was clever/funny

lighting and camera angles

[QUOTE=blockhead;18825446]he actually thought that was clever/funny[/QUOTE]

you actually thought this was what

lol thats like a pencil crayon illustration i hope the "how is that even possible" was a joke

I've seen other muscle magazines with similar people on them

[QUOTE=guitarded_chuck;18825440][IMG]http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/bodybuilder.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://howgainmuscle.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-most-effective-Muscle-Builder.gif[/IMG]

please tell me you can see how one is clearly a drawing and not possible in any way

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18825458]you actually thought this was what[/QUOTE]

you actually thought

[QUOTE=zinc;18825489][IMG]http://howgainmuscle.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-most-effective-Muscle-Builder.gif[/IMG]

please tell me you can see how one is clearly a drawing and not possible in any way[/QUOTE]

1) it's obvs a shop I know that

2) you're retarded that is the worst way to show that something is shopped

like that guy would have already had to be have been unusually huge to the point of grotesqueness, then someone just took it even further with editing

my legs feel crazy, just went on a p long bike ride

why are like half the people on chatroulette turkish

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18825555]my legs feel crazy, just went on a p long bike ride[/QUOTE]

I miss that feeling, like they're floating?

I need to buy a bike...

yeah sorta

they feelin p jelly

[QUOTE=Gorgon;18825511]1) it's obvs a shop I know that

2) you're retarded that is the worst way to show that something is shopped[/QUOTE]

my point is that it is not a photograph, i mean i guess you could say its shopped in the way all electronic art is shopped but i doubt its based on a real picture at all