I probably am too atm so don't worry.

Hopefully I'll get in shape after practicing.

i am pretty gosu i will rape u american faggots

So I just made a really bad decision hoping for a cool experience. Probably one of the stupidest ideas I've ever had

well now you have to tell us dumby

I'm guessing it involves masturbation

lol well I thought it would be cool to watch a animal photographso and and start jerkin it and when your about to finish quickly take a couple hits of salvia and then finish the jack off. My house turned into propellers and I had to get away and get "the form" before the propellers destroyed me, I almost ran outside naked. I quickly threw on some clothes and took off out the door, I called my friend and said "Im coming to your house I need to get the form and get away from the propellers" He said "**** you, dont ****ing come to my house high or I will stop being your friend" I then briskly walked to 7 11 and when I got there I was blazed out of my ****ing mind and I stared at the chocolate milk for a while then got some taquitos and a monster and made my way home.


Oh yeah and my dick got super ****ing giant and hard as a steel pole right before **** started turning into propellers

Auto erotic asphyxiation + hospital? :confused:

[QUOTE]start jerkin it [/QUOTE]
check and mate

lol you called it adb

I can't remember the last time I jacked it naked

don't see the point tbh

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17318914]lol well I thought it would be cool to watch a animal photographso and and start jerkin it and when your about to finish quickly take a couple hits of salvia and then finish the jack off. My house turned into propellers and I had to get away and get "the form" before the propellers destroyed me, I almost ran outside naked. I quickly threw on some clothes and took off out the door, I called my friend and said "Im coming to your house I need to get the form and get away from the propellers" He said "**** you, dont ****ing come to my house high or I will stop being your friend" I then briskly walked to 7 11 and when I got there I was blazed out of my ****ing mind and I stared at the chocolate milk for a while then got some taquitos and a monster and made my way home.


Oh yeah and my dick got super ****ing giant and hard as a steel pole right before **** started turning into propellers[/QUOTE]
long salvia high

It seemed like a really long time but Im sure that all happened within a few minutes, I felt like I was moving really fast but when it was over it seemed like a long time ago. And you always still feel super weird for a while after it.

@ adb it was all hot in my house and everytime I smoke salvia I sweat a lot and I didnt think I was going be going outside lol

[QUOTE] I stared at the chocolate milk for a while [/QUOTE]

why can't I stop laughing at this

looooooooooool

salvia & strokin'

whats up guys

read my story on the last page lol

damn, thats outrageous behavior

me and the bros were just talking about maybe getting some salvia earlier.

that story was pretty much amazing

Sup fags.

chillin @ home, doing some packing and cleaning. Moving next weeked and i work all week

[QUOTE=sean2332;17319022]that story was pretty much amazing[/QUOTE]

hahaha yeah that **** makes you trip ****ing crazy balls

nm staring at chocolate milk sup with u

r u gunna drink it

I'm still laughing here

the mental imagery!

[QUOTE=McP3000;17319053]r u gunna drink it[/QUOTE]

its expired =(

sup bitches

salivabating

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17319050]nm staring at chocolate milk sup with u[/QUOTE]

lol nm either just chillin trying to make my boner go away :[

jacob bannoning