You sick weirdos.

Talking of Hammers smashing stuff. I'm going to see Cannibal Corpse in April.
Hell yes!

[QUOTE=Brew]You sick weirdos.[/QUOTE]
My mummy says I'm normal.

I may have a gig on 10th Feb. I won't screw up this time.

I need a band.

[QUOTE=Doctor Night V.2.0]I need a band.[/QUOTE]
Go solo.

[QUOTE=Happy]Go solo.[/QUOTE]
Every Solo artist has had a band at some point.

[QUOTE=Doctor Night V.2.0]Every Solo artist has had a band at some point.[/QUOTE]
Oh. Start an internet band.

[QUOTE=Happy]Oh. Start an internet band.[/QUOTE]
How would we practice?

[QUOTE=Doctor Night V.2.0]How would we practice?[/QUOTE]
Via webcam. With no sound.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]No we bastarding can't

/is a man u fan[/QUOTE]
You gotta find soem pleasure in Keanes debut yesterday :lol: I don't think he knows what hes let himeslf in for.

Yeah, that [I]was[/I] amusing.

F[size=2]u[/size]ck me! I'm off to band practice.

This is not normal.

[QUOTE=Happy]Via webcam. With no sound.[/QUOTE]
haha.

[QUOTE=Doctor Night V.2.0]My dad asked me to help him 'dismantle carefully'* the garage, the only tool left was a regular hammer.... What fun I had.


[SIZE="1"]*Destroy.[/SIZE]

I hit my brother with a hammer, when we were playing 'Snow White' when we were younger.[/QUOTE]

I own a hammer.

It's an 8oz claw hammer.

pwn.

We have a huge rubber mallet, not something you want to get in the way of.

We have a long handled steal mallet in the shead....

I win.

There's something inside me, It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long...My blood runs cold

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding

Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your ****ing head in, until brains seep inthrough the cracks, blood does leak

distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face

facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranial, contents

Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized

At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me

Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

/wins

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Talking of Hammers smashing stuff. I'm going to see Cannibal Corpse in April.
Hell yes![/QUOTE]

1) Where?

2) Are they coming anywhere near Bristol?

3) You lucky bast!

w/ PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT, AEON:
Apr. 18 - London, UK @ TBA
Apr. 19 - UK, TBA
Apr. 20 - Cork, IRE @ An Cruiscin Lan
Apr. 21 - Dublin, IRE @ Temple Bar
[I]Apr. 22 - Glasgow, SCO @ Garage[/I] (the show I'll be at)
Apr. 23 - Manchester, UK @ TBA

That should be fun, with their fantastic "lyrics"

I'm going to ignore the sarcasm and say yes.

I dont even know who AEON are.

I hear they're decent.

PD are pretty cool, and also having the advantage of having clearly the best band name ever.

So it's one of those comedy gigs, rite?

:lol:

My maths coursework is due in tomorrow. I've actually done a lot more than I thought, which is good :D

I've got my statistics and chemistry exams this week.


Yay.

/shoots self in face

I've finished exams for now. Now it's the stress of coursework deadlines that I could've completed ages ago but chose to leave it too late :thumb:

I might be going to see Cannibal Corpse in April!

I told my singer about it and he thinks he'll be able to convince his mum to drive us there and back (London) :D

Also, Ensiferum have been confirmed for Bloodstock Open Air :D

And, my laptop is coming tomorrow :D

I'm happy :D

I've got Electric Eel Shock next week.


Very good laugh with that band.

I have Dragonforce on the 1st.
With Sabaton and Edguy.
That's too awesome for words

[QUOTE=Brew]I might be going to see Cannibal Corpse in April!

I told my singer about it and he thinks he'll be able to convince his mum to drive us there and back (London) :D

Also, Ensiferum have been confirmed for Bloodstock Open Air :D

And, my laptop is coming tomorrow :D

I'm happy :D[/QUOTE]
Ain't London a bit of a drive from Bristol?

I've already seen Dragonforce twice, if they were coming anywhere near me on this tour I'd see them for a third time :)

Happy - its about 2.5 hours, depending on how fast you're going.

Refl - whey! you just reminded me that Electric Eel Shock are in Bristol on the 30th :)

[QUOTE=Brew]I've already seen Dragonforce twice, if they were coming anywhere near me on this tour I'd see them for a third time :)

Happy - its about 2.5 hours, depending on how fast you're going.[/QUOTE]
orite.

[QUOTE=Brew]

Refl - whey! you just reminded me that Electric Eel Shock are in Bristol on the 30th :)[/QUOTE]


Great band.

Possibly too much nakedness though...

Their version of Iron Man SLAYS!

I hear their drummer only wears a sock onstage..?

Hey guess what.

2 weeks today, ill be 18 :cool:

:chug:

2 months tomorrow I'll be 18 :cool:

w00t for 18th Birthdays :chug:

:chug:

In other news, IAJP is a raging cockfag :p