[QUOTE=guitrguy
]How long do name changes usually take?[/QUOTE]

I just got mine and it took a few days.

np- Operation Ivy- Missionary

38 years.

Hey has anyone downloaded Lhasa's album on the Daily Upload? Her voice is so sexy.

DO IT NOW!!!

I'm in a crappy mood today. Someone do something to make me laugh.

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTwgNhX4BSo[/url]<---for Alex
I've been having a ****ty day too. The video shows how I felt at Best Buy today.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'm in a crappy mood today. Someone do something to make me laugh.[/QUOTE]

So there was this ninja, right? He's walking along in a harbor in the middle of the night, y'know, doing his sneaky ninja thing. All of a sudden, he hears a voice:

"Ahoy, who goes there?"

Being the stealthy ninja type that he is, he decided to go and talk to his arch-nemesis, the pirate. However, he doesn't know much english, so tries his best to communicate with his foe. Flapping his arms up and down wildly, he yells with a distinctly Asian accent:

"It's Godzilla!!!"

The pirate, alarmed by this claim, runs back to his ship and takes off into uncharted waters. The ninja, confused and lonely, crawls back into the shadows. However, the next day a gigantic reptile marches through the harbor and destroys everything, killing the ninja. It was supposedly looking for his mother, who he had heard call his name.

The day after, the pirate's ship comes back into port, except instead of the pirate exiting the ship, a large, blonde and burly viking with a braided beard (how's that for a helluva lot of B's) comes off the ship carrying the pirates head. He proceeds to pillage the already levelled city and rape the corpses littering the streets in his ancient Pagan "tr00 black metuhl!" traditions, before sailing off again. What's the moral of the story?

Ninjas and Pirates are n00bs. Go viking.

Sorry but mine was much better.

[QUOTE=Moses]Sorry but mine was much better.[/QUOTE]

I agree. I hadn't seen that with the translation before...

"I will tie you into knots?"

..Hysterical. Thanks for that, Moses - I'm going to catch some sleep now. :wave:

No problem. Nighty night. I'm gonna go read [I]Native Son[/I] by Richard Wright.

[QUOTE=Moses][url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTwgNhX4BSo[/url]<---for Alex
I've been having a ****ty day too. The video shows how I felt at Best Buy today.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I admit, I tend to get pretty loud when I'm pissed off, but holy sh[size=3]i[/size]t, nothing like that. Reminds me of my younger brother back in elementary school before he learned to reign in his temper better.

I have to send this one to my family.

That video frightens me in a strange, twisted way.

That video is completely non-staged.

This is the world's greatest music video.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN4irN97yYw&eurl=[/url]

So there's a construction team, right? On this team, there's a Russian guy, a German guy, and an Chinese guy. The foreman tells them that they need some materials. He assigns the German guy to get bricks, the Russian guy to get concrete, and the Chinese guy was to get supplies. He comes back a couple hours later and the German guy has a pile of bricks and the Russian guy has bags of concrete but the Chinese guy is nowhere to be seen. Just as the foreman was about to ask where he was, the Chinese guy jumps out from a nearby wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

Ahhh racial jokes.

Haha I've never heard that one before. Btw Riva awesome avatar. I FINALLY saw the Quest for the Holy Grail on saturday.

<<<<hates rascist jokes.........

It's ok though because I'm asian.

That joke made me chuckle. There are little to no racist white jokes though.

I really don't think being ethnic yourself makes it okay, but that's just me....

<<<<is just itching to have neo-political debate with someone tonight.....

Yeah, it's not a big deal to me but I can see it being a problem for other people.

*Is too tired for debate. I hate politics anyway.

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]Yeah, it's not a big deal to me but I can see it being a problem for other people.[/QUOTE]

You should see my barber. Second generation Italian. One of his closest friends and frequent customers is second generation Irish. When those two get together, the ethnic jokes are out of control.

"How do you Irishmen know when to get up in the morning? The pubs open up."
"Why do you Italians always wear gold chains? So you know where to stop shaving."

[quote=PinkFreud]Yeah, it's not a big deal to me but I can see it being a problem for other people.

*Is too tired for debate. I hate politics anyway.[/quote]

Haha. Yea, my guitarists isn't rascist but he throws jokes around loosely like that all the time. He thinks it's funny; I think it's demeaning and annoying.

So he bashes me for being a Scotch-Irish Paganistic Jewish Death Metal Fanboy, so I have to revert to calling him an Italian wanna-be Nazi. :lol:

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]<<<<hates rascist jokes.........[/QUOTE]

Party pooper.:p

[quote=LeperMessiah]Party pooper.:p[/quote]

Piffle.......

Hey, check this out......my guitarist and I put this list together :

[URL="http://blog.myspace.com/condemned_singerguitarist"]http://blog.myspace.com/condemned_singerguitarist[/URL]

Here's an Aussie joke.

Ol' Bill is out collecting bottles when he finds a strange, glass container which is completely different to anything he's seen before. He rubs it to have a good look at the label, and in a puff of smoke, a huge dingo appears.

The dingo intones "Behold the spirit of the bush. You have four wishes, but know that whatever you wish for, your worst enemy will recieve twice that. Who is your worst enemy?"

Ol' Bill thinks for just a second, before saying, "That bloody copper who does keep this town locked up tight."

And lo and behold, the bloody copper appears next to Ol' Bill.

"What's all this then, you drunk," he says suspiciously.

Ol' Bill just smiles and asks the dingo spirit for a bottle of Bundy rum. Instantly the dark liquor appears in his hands, and two of the same in the copper's.

"That's incredible," says the copper. "Wish for something else, Bill."

"I wanna big mansion, like them folks on TV," Bill asks earnestly.

And amazingly, Bill's lovely mansion appears just down the road. Next to it sits two mansions, linked together by a small walkway.

"Bloody oath!" shouts the copper. "Girls, you bum, girls!"

Bill repeats the wish for the dingo, and a bevy of buxom sheilas appears around the two lucky souls.

"Well," says Bill with a wink, "that's all the wishes used up then."

Before the dingo spirit can say anything, the copper disappears into the closest of his mansions, sharing the grog between his harem.

"Now for that there final wish," Ol' Bill says, leaning close to the spirit. "I want my sex drive reduced by half."

Really the only thing "Aussie" about that joke is the Dingo. It's funny though.

And the fact that it was made up by Australians.

And the references to the bush.

And the Aussie slang.

And the Aussie humour.

And the fact that an aboriginal prospecter gets the better of the cops.

Shall I go on?

What do you Australians call 6 species of venomous spiders, a dingo pack, a blue-ringed octopus, and a rabid koala?

Alarm clock.

[QUOTE=Riva]And the fact that it was made up by Australians.

And the references to the bush.

And the Aussie slang.

And the Aussie humour.

And the fact that an aboriginal prospecter gets the better of the cops.

Shall I go on?[/QUOTE]

Do you have proof of that?

I don't get what that's referring to...

Could easily be changed

How is that Aussie humour?

F[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck tha po-lice.:p

yes please do.

Did anyone get that Kerrang tribute to Metallica CD?
I have to say, it's not as bad as expected.

[quote=Flower Dance]Did anyone get that Kerrang tribute to Metallica CD?
I have to say, it's not as bad as expected.[/quote]

No but I'd like it :thumb:

Any chance you'd be able to upload it? [email]leukeh@gmail.com[/email]