no buds makes mappy a sick boy

Actually, not checking the expiration date on the turkey I ate makes me a sick boy.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15781279]I threw up this morning.[/QUOTE]
lol what a fag

Does anybody watch Dr. G: Medical Examiner?

why do i feel more prone to spam when i'm on this account?

[I]give in to the urge[/I]

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15781312]lol what a fag[/QUOTE]

i know rite

show me your ways, sensei

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Friggin' swear filter. Remove the space.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15781312]lol what a fag[/QUOTE]


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[QUOTE=Livin n a Cage in the USA;15780928]What?[/QUOTE]

I dunno, I've just been kinda out of it and sick the past few days. My mom must think it's residual effects from drugs or ****. I told her no, I was just not feeling well, which was the truth. We partied like it was 1898. :p

You mean you did a lot of opium?

I just walked upstairs and overheard my parents talking about oral sex.

...kinda creeped out right now. :(

they were actually talking about you you stud.

Rofl.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15782263]I just walked upstairs and overheard my parents talking about oral sex.

...kinda creeped out right now. :([/QUOTE]

:lol: talk about awkward

*talk about hot

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation;15782314]:lol: talk about awkward[/QUOTE]

I was thinking "oh.my.god." ...then I got the chills.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15782279]they were actually talking about you you stud.[/QUOTE]

Oh Vince, you flatter me.

my dad is probably the most awkward conversationalist i have ever met. he just says these really sensationalist inappropriate things at weird times. for example:

(when discussing my pants)
"I see those pants are getting too small for you Aaron! is your package getting bigger?"

(while watching the scene in top gun where tom cruise and kelly mcgillis are banging)
"Aaron, have you ever slipped your girlfriend the tongue?"

trust me, there is no one more awkward than my father

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15782279]they were actually talking about you you stud.[/QUOTE]

"I didn't think you could get pregnant from oral sex?"

"How else do you think we ended up with that mongoloid child, honey?"

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15782263]I just walked upstairs and overheard my parents talking about oral sex.

...kinda creeped out right now. :([/QUOTE]

oh lawds, creepy indeed

[QUOTE=MBS;15782351]my dad is probably the most awkward conversationalist i have ever met. he just says these really sensationalist inappropriate things at weird times. for example:

(when discussing my pants)
"I see those pants are getting too small for you Aaron! is your package getting bigger?"

(while watching the scene in top gun where tom cruise and kelly mcgillis are banging)
"Aaron, have you ever slipped your girlfriend the tongue?"

trust me, there is no one more awkward than my father[/QUOTE]

That's beyond akward.

[QUOTE=MBS;15782351]my dad is probably the most awkward conversationalist i have ever met. he just says these really sensationalist inappropriate things at weird times. for example:

(when discussing my pants)
"I see those pants are getting too small for you Aaron! is your package getting bigger?"

(while watching the scene in top gun where tom cruise and kelly mcgillis are banging)
"Aaron, have you ever slipped your girlfriend the tongue?"

trust me, there is no one more awkward than my father[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Hahahahaha, the first one made me laugh so hard.

My parents have never been awkward with me. Dad usually just talks about ex-girlfriends/ex-wives in a very PG way, and the most awkward Mum gets is making sure I use contraception every time I go on a date.

[QUOTE=MBS;15782351]my dad is probably the most awkward conversationalist i have ever met. he just says these really sensationalist inappropriate things at weird times. for example:

(when discussing my pants)
"I see those pants are getting too small for you Aaron! is your package getting bigger?"

(while watching the scene in top gun where tom cruise and kelly mcgillis are banging)
"Aaron, have you ever slipped your girlfriend the tongue?"

trust me, there is no one more awkward than my father[/QUOTE]

try this:

Infront of my whole family at christmas dinner (including younger cousins, Aunts/Uncles, Grandparents etc.) my dad asks me about my new girlfriend. He says "so, this Molly girl...she has a lip ring right...does it really help with oral sex?"

I assumed Zooey hasn't let Aaron get that far yet.

:lol:

What did you say back?

@GI

[QUOTE=emh]I assumed Zooey hasn't let Aaron get that far yet.[/QUOTE]

one day sir

one day

My parents are really old and bipolar. :)

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15782432]:lol:

What did you say back?

@GI[/QUOTE]


I just sat there and said "what" in a very nervous manner...and then I said her lip ring broke...this way I left some mystery by not directly answering the question.

No they aren't. Stop making up socially acceptable diseases for you and your family to try and distinguish yourselves from the vanilla white culture that you were born into.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation;15782453]I just sat there and said "what" in a very nervous manner...and then I said her lip ring broke...this way I left some mystery by not directly answering the question.[/QUOTE]

So does it or doesn't it?

My dads pretty chill about everything. he dont care. My mum is a complete nut case. she asks all the time if im sexually active. I just ignore her. no point breaking her heart just yet :lol:

It's okay mate, one day you'll get laid.

[QUOTE=MBS;15782437]one day sir

one day[/QUOTE]

Trust me, it's worth it. I know this because she came over to my house last night and we had sex a million and two times >:]

[QUOTE=Riva;15782456]
So does it or doesn't it?[/QUOTE]

Not really...you feel it a little, but I hear the tongue ring is where it is at. I barely even notice it.

[QUOTE=Riva;15782470]It's okay mate, one day you'll get laid.[/QUOTE]

I meant i dont want to spoil her illusions that she has a sweet and innocent son :lol:

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;15782481]Trust me, it's worth it. I know this because she came over to my house last night and we had sex a million and two times >:][/QUOTE]

again

one day sir

one day



[QUOTE]My parents are really old and bipolar.[/QUOTE]

my mom gets drunk almost every night and rambles to me about how my life is going to be a failure because i am not going to a UC school

my dad is a borderline pyscho

they are both old

my parents tend to make me blush, more particularly my mom, who talks about sex in rather strange, odd episodes:


*while peeling peanuts on new year's eve*

"so I heard that guys that are good at dancing are good at sex"

":|"

"well THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY ORLANDO"

":|"

damn you guys are putting my stories to shame

Are you good at dancing, Orlando?