have a stomach virus thats been fucking with me for a few days. about to get dragged to church with my family, i hope i shit myself.

christmas eve WoooOOOOooo

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18328743]have a stomach virus thats been fucking with me for a few days. about to get dragged to church with my family, i hope i shit myself.[/QUOTE]

i have to go too :(

lol church

u tough guys r goin to church with mommy :lol:

my mom doesnt go to church shes too punk rock for that gay shit

f going to church

didn't you guys read my post i said im going to shit myself during christmas mass

gg allin didnt even do this as far as i know

ask jaundice he probably knows

yeah but he raped girls on stage at his shows so top that

best part about the story of jesus' birth is just reading the names Balthazar, Melchior and Gaspar


edit: I dont even understand why girls would go to GG Allin shows and not expect shit to happen

im going to rape balthazar tonight

edit: + the shitting

who ever said im tough

no youre not

EDIT: @ xxmalcolmxx

[QUOTE=Kill Everything V2;18328758]best part about the story of jesus' birth is just reading the names Balthazar, Melchior and Gaspar


edit: I dont even understand why girls would go to GG Allin shows and not expect shit to happen[/QUOTE]

lol yeah those could all easily be black metal bands

yeah well im definitely going to drop the eucharist. and im going to the bathroom at least twice on top of that dont even fucking try to stop me

by the time the eucharist comes out im usually hungry so like yeah

what

i think it tastes good, once i got some of that stuff unblessed or w.e and ate it for lunch

i usually try to go as late as possible to skip all the dumb shit

yeah that too so i wouldnt drop it

going out to a steakhouse for dinner tonight, fml

luckily not getting forced to go to church!

so ur not real metal heads

have no idea what you guys are talking about

i get wine at church

score

i get wine at home

score

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18328776]going out to a steakhouse for dinner tonight, fml

luckily not getting forced to go to church![/QUOTE]

mmmmm steak

the eucharist is the bread aka what catholics believe to actually be the body of jesus

if i drop it the priest has to eat it immediately

he my bitch for 10 seconds

you could just not go

haven't been to church for like 15 years