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RetiredAt21 06-24-2010 09:25 PM

Well don't replace, I still ate normally while drinking high protein stuff.

TimJim 06-24-2010 09:26 PM

[quote=witchxrapist;18047677]Guys, this is hilarious:
Step 1: [url]http://google.com[/url]
Step 2: type "I can read wikipedia"
Step 3: click "I'm feeling lucky"

:lol:[/quote]
hahahahahahahahahahah

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:27 PM

so good

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18047820]Well don't replace, I still ate normally while drinking high protein stuff.[/QUOTE]

****'s mad hard to digest, probably why I avoid it, I have huge digestive issues.

40 push ups so far tonight, 60 to go, then onto sit ups, then going out for sprints at the soccer field :cool:

so glad that my foot's finally better

TimJim 06-24-2010 09:27 PM

so do i dudely bro and i still eat my steak rare

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:28 PM

i eat my salad raw ****er

xMalcolmXx 06-24-2010 09:29 PM

i eat 1-2 pbjs a day i'm about to shoot myself'

pbjs are also raw as ****

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:31 PM

pjs are so ****ing raw

i need to eat more of that ****, good source of brotein

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:31 PM

man i wish whole foods was open at this hour

Captain Dong 06-24-2010 09:34 PM

topic is so raw

Aakon_Keetreh 06-24-2010 09:39 PM

[I]thats so raw [/I]

shortz 06-24-2010 09:41 PM

... not sure what topic y'all are on but evenin' fellas...

TimJim 06-24-2010 09:42 PM

im on Sim City 4 topic hbu

Aakon_Keetreh 06-24-2010 09:42 PM

http://www.everydaygaga.com/

Aaron 06-24-2010 09:43 PM

I'm 205lb [6'0"] but not much fat on me. Doing 100 pushups a night now.
Heil.

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:44 PM

[QUOTE=Aaron;18047866]I'm 205lb [6'0"] but not much fat on me. Doing 100 pushups a night now.
Heil.[/QUOTE]

im at 88 o/

well 80 but 88 sounds krieger

adb 06-24-2010 09:45 PM

kinda funny how the vegan weighs 2x as much as a guy who eats 2000 cal a day

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:46 PM

I have monster alcohol tolerance bro, it takes two Steels to get me drunk, and my friends drink like every night so yeah.

Plus I broke my toe and fractured my foot, so I haven't been able to do much cardio in like two months. :(

TimJim 06-24-2010 09:47 PM

maybe mappy is on steroids for an illness or for asthma so he cant keep the weight off him dude


just because youre fat doesnt always mean you dont eat right

Aaron 06-24-2010 09:47 PM

Nice.
I'm like 14% BF, but want to get under 10.

EDIT: Ya, I take a cocktail of steroid, sedatives and antihistamines erryday too

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:48 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18047881]maybe mappy is on steroids for an illness or for asthma so he cant keep the weight off him dude


just because youre fat doesnt always mean you dont eat right[/QUOTE]

I do have asthma.

But it's mostly lack of cardio and over-indulgence in alcohol.

Aaron 06-24-2010 09:48 PM

I heart alcohol.

Aakon_Keetreh 06-24-2010 09:50 PM

alcohol rules

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:51 PM

Same dude. :/

I only drank two pounders last night and stayed in rather than day drinking with my friends today, I'm trying to cut back on my drinking after last weekend.

Friday = beer bonged two 4loko, a Steel, two Natty Ices, and me and my friend Dan drank like a handle of Smirnoff... and then I almost hooked up with a fat chick, but then pissed her off by "whispering" help me to my friend really loudly, and then got a hand job from some other chick, don't remember either chick hahahaha.

Oh and apparently I was putting my balls in other people's drinks.

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-24-2010 09:52 PM

ahahahaha the residual shame must feel great

adb 06-24-2010 09:53 PM

lol

shortz 06-24-2010 09:53 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18047861]im on Sim City 4 topic hbu[/QUOTE]

Haha, Hot Date was the fun one.

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:53 PM

I woke up the next day with the worst heart burn ever and was just like, "what the **** happened," and then my friend Alex was like, "Well... you fell into a bush, you kept putting your balls in my drink, etc. etc..."

And I was just like ugggggggggggghhhh.

Apparently fought my best friend.

shortz 06-24-2010 09:56 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18047902]I woke up the next day with the worst heart burn ever and was just like, "what the **** happened," and then my friend Alex was like, "Well... you fell into a bush, you kept putting your balls in my drink, etc. etc..."

And I was just like ugggggggggggghhhh.

Apparently fought my best friend.[/QUOTE]

And this is why I don't drink. (Not that I even have balls to put in people's drinks of course..)

I just can't tolerate it anymore maybe I'm getting old, or becoming a loser...

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-24-2010 09:57 PM

sux. hopefully no one is pissed

i ****ed up before once

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 09:58 PM

Everyone's fine with it, they understand that I was mad drunk, they've all had their nights like that.

Plus we did coke earlier that night, so people's sense of limitation was severely lacking.

RouteOne 06-24-2010 10:00 PM

[quote=witchxrapist;18047894]Same dude. :/

I only drank two pounders last night and stayed in rather than day drinking with my friends today, I'm trying to cut back on my drinking after last weekend.

Friday = beer bonged two 4loko, a Steel, two Natty Ices, and me and my friend Dan drank like a handle of Smirnoff... and then I almost hooked up with a fat chick, but then pissed her off by[SIZE=5][B] "whispering" help me to my friend really loudly,[/B][/SIZE] and then got a hand job from some other chick, don't remember either chick hahahaha.

Oh and apparently I was putting my balls in other people's drinks.[/quote]
:lol:

MalleusMaleficarum 06-24-2010 10:00 PM

coke is lol

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-24-2010 10:01 PM

hahaha that made lol 2

i went to the beach today and we brought a 24 of coke needless to say i drank like four

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 10:01 PM

The combo of coke and 4loko = terrible decisions. :lol:

RouteOne 06-24-2010 10:02 PM

I haven't eaten meat in 2 days. I feel weird.

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-24-2010 10:02 PM

thats probably just the empathy coursing through your veins and affecting your judgment

publicastration 06-24-2010 10:02 PM

mappy didn't actually get a handjob, he got elbowed in his dick

witchxrapist 06-24-2010 10:02 PM

No, that's the "accidental hand job," that was in the balls. I got that chick to leave too hahahaha.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18047920]I haven't eaten meat in 2 days. I feel weird.[/QUOTE]
Healthy maybe?!

RouteOne 06-24-2010 10:03 PM

I feel [I]nothing [/I]

MalleusMaleficarum 06-24-2010 10:03 PM

i ate meat

deepthroat to be exact


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