Now it'll be hard not to masturbate :lol:

My ex was tan.
It always felt strange when we were next to each other because I'm as white as the lady in the picture, and she was Puerto Rican.
I miss her.

It was good...untill the last sentence.

I hate the "I miss her" crap after telling some memories...

Yeah, I hate it too...
When men say it.
It's totally different for lesbians.

Have you ever just laid/slept at someones side and thought "damn i never wanna leave this (insert gender here)'s side" ???

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Have you ever just laid/slept at someones side and thought "damn i never wanna leave this (insert gender here)'s side" ???[/QUOTE]

I slept with a traffic cone once. I was to hungover to think so...

o....k

it was just sex i swear!!!

it meant nothing to me.

Yeah.
It was awful to get up and leave her. We didn't even do anything, but I just wanted to stay there and smell her all day. That was enough.

lol phil, im jealous, i envy the crap out of you.

im sick still woot! i had to cancel my drum lesson and a band rehearsal, yippee.

Yeah...untill she cheated on me...

these replies don't even make sense

[quote=styler]lol phil, im jealous, i envy the crap out of you.

im sick still woot! i had to cancel my drum lesson and a band rehearsal, yippee.[/quote]

Im jealous of her new bf

AHHHH!
I don't know how to cook.
My mom told me to put a bag of fries in the oven, and I accidentally left them in there for 45 minutes on 450 degrees.
Ack.

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Im jealous of her new bf[/QUOTE]

is he sexy?

Ive posted yet another stick review in the stick thread i made in the review sections. It would be great if people did theirs too in the same format if you can.

you banged a traffic cone?

0.o
_

thats a little disturbing...yet strangley erotic

:smash:

no he dind't bang the cone, in a crazy act of drunkeness he raped it.....

My girl said that she is gonna sign up to mx to leave a message...

and the pic im waiting for?

You're just scared i'll try and steal her arent you.

I don't want to distribute her picture without her consent. It's a bit disrespectful.

Good job BB, stand up for her

,:'-={British Boy}=-':,. || She said I kicked her. It's not true! says:
but my penis is stuck!!! please let go!

Don't let her do it, BB.
She'll fall for me. You don't know how silly straight girls are around lesbians.

i'm lost on what that's supposed to mean?

Me neither.

Cat Power is cool.

[quote=Pespi]Don't let her do it, BB.
She'll fall for me. You don't know how silly straight girls are around lesbians.[/quote]

Silly enough to go bi? :naughty: Nah, ain't no way I could be unfaithful.

Cat's own. If only they knew how peel pistachios

Jezen, Thats not what you said last night :( :upset: