ugh i've been sitting here on the computer just smelling the wafting scent of rotten milk from a bowl of cereal i ate in my room like 2 weeks ago

i think i'm gonna finally take care of this

gatorade is awesome

WoW

jason do you read every day should be saturday

no

what is it

college football blog that occasionally has some hilarious stuff

[url]http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/[/url]

Happy Friday fellas, any plans for the weekend?

gettin drunk w/ some old friends 2morrow

Going to see a friend's avant-noise band play tonight. Get the master copy of the new Minenwerfer. Get laid, and try not to kill any more baby birds :(

Doing laundry first though.

In new relationships, sexual intimacy may develop slowly and in a predictable way. Research by Desmond Morris, a behavioral psychologist, found that most new relationships followed 12 predictable steps on the path to sexual intimacy. Couples that rushed through the steps or skipped steps were most likely to break up. The 12 steps he identified (in order) are: Eye to Body, Eye to Eye, Voice to Voice, Hand to Hand, Arm to Shoulder, Arm to Waist, Mouth to Mouth, Hand to Head, Hand to Body, Mouth to Breast, Hand to Genitals, and finally, Sexual Intercourse.

i've never looked a girl i ****ed in the eye at any point

[I]adb doing research[/I]

[I]to find out when he'll get some[/I]

I skipped so many of those steps tbh

I'm screwed :/

I only go hand to genitals.

might not count for azn girls with insanely low self esteem

'voice to voice'

aka conversation

i love psychologists

hand to head

aka idk

gentle caressing of the face

obviously, noob

learn 2 psychologize

Gonna be working and hanging with friends back home all weekend.

Next weekend is gonna be legit though.

so basically if youre blind or dont have hands you will never find true love

[quote]Hand to Hand, Arm to Shoulder, Arm to Waist,[/quote]don't see what the order of these matters

also, the last 4 steps all happen within an hour of each other

where is genital to leg or is dryhumping still a taboo

or mouth to genitals? :confused:

both of those should go in with optional in parentheses next to them

i cant help but notice they also left out a[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE]s to mouth

uh does that apply to anime dolls

i couldn't either

but the notion of it isn't something i particularly enjoy to begin with

house to myself all weekend

got frozen pizzas and **** yeaahh

dude bring over your girlf----
[QUOTE=Deth;18004352]might not count for azn girls with insanely low self esteem[/QUOTE]

possibly.