I spent $60 on a stripper last night.

Whats the norm to spend on a stripper?

Lap dances (one song) are $20 each. I would have spent more but that's all I had on me.

Oh ok. I'm thinking about going to one for my 18th birthday.

Do it!

Lap dances are cool. If you're not ugly, the strippers don't mind doing it and you'll have alot more fun.

sweetness, 3 more months...


I'm gonna go to New Orleans. Its only 80 miles away plus the drinking age is 18 there.

Just don't make the mistake that a buddy of mine made. He went for his birthday, he went to get a lap dance and he was gone for a looooong time. We're like "Wow man, Andy's taking a while in there...how much money did he bring?"

Sure enough he comes out after like half an hour with a couple of bouncers escorting him. Apparently he wasn't aware that you pay PER SONG. So the girl kept asking him if he wanted another dance and he was like "sure," thinking it was still from the first dance. Yeah, he racked up around $100 tab. We all had to loan him money to bail him out, it was pretty funny. He definitely had fun though.

Good to know, I won't make that mistake.

Later for now, I got to go to Physics.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]sweetness, 3 more months...


I'm gonna go to New Orleans. Its only 80 miles away plus the drinking age is 18 there.[/QUOTE]

I don't know how the rules are in the States. It even differs in Canada.

Where I like (Toronto), strippers can touch you as much as they want but you pretty much just have to sit there. They put a towel over your c0ck, so it isn't as rough for them (they ARE naked) and in case you...you know...blow in your pants (I've heard many stories of it happening). Bouncers peek in and if you piss them or the stripper off, you're dead. This girl was giving me a dance once and slapped her own arse, really hard, and the bouncer thought I hit her and came running into the room. She had to bail me out. She was like "Uh...I won't do that again."

However, in Calgary, you can't be closer than FOUR FEET to a stripper, and NO lap dances. It's crazy. My friends cousin came here from Calgary and spent about $150 in one night.

My bosses went to Atlanta for a conference this year, and they were saying there was only one club and the girls all looked real young. Apparently they shut all the clubs down. Weird.

I don't know how things will be for you.

I hope the clubs are like the Toronto cluns in New Orleans.

Just spent a lot longer than I probably should have reading everything I've missed. You can all have fun working out what I'm referring to now, since I'm posting without quoting.

Mountain Dew is indeed awesome.

I didn't change my avatar when I was modded, so it's actually still 70x70.

As far as I know, no MXican knows what I look like. With luck, it'll stay like that for some time :) Though I am interested to know what evilmenhavenosongs' image of me is.

It's good to know of being missed, and of candlelit vigils in particular.

*could speak a foreign language if his life depended on it* I'm learning a little Russian in Uni too, which is fun.

You don't need a credit card for eBay, unless you want to sell things, or exclusively sell items rather than buy, or want to pay only by PayPal. For buying, you don't need anything but an email address, because you can pay by numerous, non-chequebook methods, and if you don't pay, you don't get the item (unless there's a particularly stupid seller), so it doesn't matter.

The Matrix MMORPG looks like a bad idea. LOTR should be good though.

You're all a filthy bunch of criminals.

Ichi the Killer is hilarious, and TV is indeed overrated.

Least I've paid for a CD is 99p. It was pretty good too, though for 99p it could have had one good riff and I'd've been pleased.

And things I've been thinking of, in my time off;

I'm several hundred posts short of where I should be right about now. I'm gonna try and rectify that before having to go back to the Internet-less place.

Does anyone know where Ethan's got to?

Most recent CD purchases? I went and spent more money than I should to inaugurate Leeds, and since they're not all rock and metal, in here they go;
Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals - Live From Mars - spurred on by the Like a King/I'll Rise finale, and the fact that it was on sale. Very good album.

Miles Davis - Birth of the Cool - also very good. He hasn't disappointed me yet (in all of my two purchases).

Big Black - Songs About Fu[color=white]c[/color]king - I've had about half of this downloaded for years, and I finally got around to getting it in physical form. Great album, and The Power of Independent Trucking is actually one of my favourite songs.

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger - okay, slightly less Alt/Indie material. Good, though.

Bjork - Medulla - well, I liked Vespertine, and this sounded interesting. It has it's moments, definately, and sometimes it's really good. Not amazing though. I don't regret buying it, it's still something I want to have, I just wish I'd waited to find it in a bargain bin or something.

The Great Library of Alexandria being burnt down vs The Holocaust. Which is the greater loss to humanity?

Has anyone else played Fallout/Fallout 2 yet?

Should a coconut ever taste like cheese? Bad cheese, at that.

University's okay. Two really cool flatmates, which is nice, and I have little in the way of actual lectures and things, though the lack of an internet connection is annoying. Also, everywhere in Leeds seems to be uphill from where I'm living.

The 99p CD was Hangnail - Clouds in the Head. It wasn't just a random buy either, I'd actually been vaguely interested in it for a while beforehand.

Welcome back, Bartender

Glad to see you back on the fourms :chug:

Thanks, man. Only temporary for now though, for a week or two anyway.

Oh, and I need cliche student films. So far, the list includes;
Space Balls
Escape From Las Vegas/New York/Schwarzenegger films/any such action film.
Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness
Donnie Darko
Withnail and I
Grosse Pointe Blank/High Fidelity
Spaced (TV show)

EDIT: aww. New page. Little chance of my other questions and wonderments being answered.

Trainspotting
The Breakfest Club

ICHI THE KILLER!

I'll miss you when you return to uni.

[QUOTE]The Great Library of Alexandria being burnt down vs The Holocaust. Which is the greater loss to humanity?[/QUOTE]

If this were the pit I would be a jackass and say let the jews burn. But in the end the loss of so many lives was much more of a loss then some books.

[QUOTE]Has anyone else played Fallout/Fallout 2 yet?[/QUOTE]
nope

[QUOTE]Should a coconut ever taste like cheese? Bad cheese, at that[/QUOTE]

no...

[QUOTE=Bartender]Oh, and I need cliche student films. So far, the list includes;
Space Balls
Escape From Las Vegas/New York/Schwarzenegger films/any such action film.
Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness
Donnie Darko
Withnail and I
Grosse Pointe Blank/High Fidelity
Spaced (TV show)

EDIT: aww. New page. Little chance of my other questions and wonderments being answered.[/QUOTE]

Spaceballs = Classic

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE STARR!!!!!!!!!

Lone Star and Barf = PIZZA THE HUTT!

i watched space balls earlier, for the first time acutally..pizza the hutt looked disgusting

[QUOTE=eggs'n'spam]i watched space balls earlier, for the first time acutally..pizza the hutt looked disgusting[/QUOTE]

I don't find it disgusting...

Then again...he does look a bit...nasty :eek:

So we meet again, for the first time, for the last time...

I see your shwartz is as big as mine. :p

Already got Ichi the Killer, too, just didn't think it was a studenty film.

You're all really, really offline.

God the Ultimate Bands poll is becoming Bull-crap. Metallica shouldnt be winning :(

[QUOTE=Medopalis]What did you expect? :lol:. I'm not a big metal fan personally, but it was always likely that it would be a Maiden/Metallica final. Anyone know why Tool weren't on there though? Or were they not classified "metal"?


EDIT: Just realised that Maiden aren't through. :amaze:. I prefer Opeth though, so that's cool.[/QUOTE]
Go Metallica, they deserve it. Favorite band of all time.

[QUOTE=KingofDudes]God the Ultimate Bands poll is becoming Bull-crap. Metallica shouldnt be winning :([/QUOTE]

Don't worry. Metallica gets the n00b vote and other bands get the non-n00b vote. I think Opeth will win. And I like Metallica better than boring ol' opeth but i'm still voting for Opeth.

[QUOTE=rock not roll]Don't worry. Metallica gets the n00b vote and other bands get the non-n00b vote. I think Opeth will win. And I like Metallica better than boring ol' opeth but i'm still voting for Opeth.[/QUOTE]

:lol: same with me, but all the assclowns that browse the tabs are gonna keep registering cause they will see the link on the side of the tab pages.

Last night I decided to get back and get revenge on my ex, and so I when I did, it was alright, but then my friend went insane and started up a serious fight, and yeah, my ex's best friend told me that I can just **** off and say whatever I have to say to myself.

Well, I never did **** during our relationship, and her friend and her were the ones who seemed to really ignore me and just mess with my mind. So, I had a verified reason after her friend treats me like a p.o.s and then my ex herself does that too my playing games with my mind. Also, that stupid bitch who told me to **** off prank called me and calls herself "my friend" and then lies about it. I won't go into any more details, but they didn't treat me very nicely, so I decided to send them a message to warn then if they want to end it, they need to completely never bother me again.

If they do, I'll just ignore it, just like I've been doing so far.

[QUOTE=RavenousMetalist87]I don't find it disgusting...

Then again...he does look a bit...nasty :eek:[/QUOTE]

i was just talking about pizza the hut, he looked nasty as hell to me, though it is funny he ate himself to death. overall i rate spaceballs 2.8 out of 5, it had its moments but it wasnt the best movie i ever saw.