I'm guessing for rep sport.

Also, eat lots of chocolate, and when you come to the results of the test, blame any residuals on second hand smoke.

[QUOTE=magicbus]What are you getting drug tested for?[/QUOTE]

A job.

What kind of job does drug testing?

[QUOTE=Slug]Man, I have a cheap mic like that too, but my tone is nowhere near that thick. And I use Audacity.

Hmm..I wonder what I am doing wrong.[/QUOTE]

I actaully had my distortion rolled back to about five, too. :-/ What kind of setup do you have?

A lot of jobs, apparently. I don't see why it matters, it's only for Sears.

[QUOTE=Slug]The day of the test, drink a ton of water, especially right before you go in.[/QUOTE]
I'd think if your piss was clear/pale, they would be suspicous, so I wouldn't recommend doing this part.

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]I'd think if your piss was clear/pale, they would be suspicous, so I wouldn't recommend doing this part.[/QUOTE]
Not necessarily, as it just means you've been drinking a lot of water. I don'y know any drugs that make your piss clear/pale.

[b]NEWS FLASH:[/b] Classic rock fan enjoys marijuana!

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I actaully had my distortion rolled back to about five, too. :-/ What kind of setup do you have?[/QUOTE]

Yamaha Pacifica, and a Crate 120 Watt amp. My tone always sounds like anus when I record it.

[QUOTE=RiceMonster]Not necessarily, as it just means you've been drinking a lot of water. I don'y know any drugs that make your piss clear/pale.[/QUOTE]
If the piss is pale, then they would think that whoever the person was had tried to flush the traces of drugs out of them.

EDIT: not a bad excuse, Jom

[QUOTE=YDload][b]NEWS FLASH:[/b] Classic rock fan enjoys marijuana![/QUOTE]

Next thing you know, metal heads will enjoy headbanging. When that happens, I will eat my hat.

[QUOTE=Jom]He could say that he is active in sports, and is properly hydrating himself.

EDIT: in regards to those hesitant about the water trick "working."[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I have doubts that a drug test could be passed if you still have the thc in your system.

[quote]If the piss is pale, then they would think that whoever the person was had tried to flush the traces of drugs out of them.

EDIT: not a bad excuse, Jom[/quote]
Ah, yes that is true. Considering this, theres an extremely strong chance they've heard all the excuses/tricks before.

Np: Primus - Mr. Krinkle

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]I'd think if your piss was clear/pale, they would be suspicous, so I wouldn't recommend doing this part.[/QUOTE]

They can't do anything about that really, and my options are have clear piss and pass or don't drink water and likely fail.

Plus, along with Jom's idea, it's like 95 degrees here, they can't get on my case for drinking water.

Drink the water, eat the chocolate, and then make sure that any residuals get explained away as 'second hand inhalation from parties'.

Does chocolate really do anything?

[QUOTE=Lunch]Does chocolate really do anything?[/QUOTE]
I'd still do it anyways, because even if it turns out to do nothing, it won't have done any harm.

And it tastes good.

Well, supposedly the active chemicals that make chocolate addictive and impart a sense of euphoria or happiness are similar in structure, but dominant to chemicals like THC. So, it basically has a masking affect.

And besides, it should make you less depressed/worried about the test.

I think I should smoke some pot to relax myself.

Oh wait...

Chocolate sounds like a good idea.

Chocolate makes girls less urgent for sex. Screw chocolate. :angry:

Man my day was horrible. I had to go to the dentist for a check-up and have 2 cavities, and my father told me that I can no longer have guitar lessons. I feel like crap.

[QUOTE=Hrothgar]Man my day was horrible. I had to go to the dentist for a check-up and have 2 cavities, and my father told me that I can no longer have guitar lessons. I feel like crap.[/QUOTE]
For the cavities, did they stick that big needle that makes your entire face go numb in your gums?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Chocolate makes girls less urgent for sex. Screw chocolate. :angry:[/QUOTE]

I beg to differ.

Actually I haven't the slightest clue. But I have heard that chocolate increases love-related hormones.

Probably some chocolate lover's excuse to have a good time.

/bored

^Your avatar needs much less background and much more Jessica Alba.

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]For the cavities, did they stick that big needle that makes your entire face go numb in your gums?[/QUOTE]

Ah no, I'm going in to fix the cavaties on Wednesday, but I'm sure they will.

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]For the cavities, did they stick that big needle that makes your entire face go numb in your gums?[/QUOTE]
I hate that.

It's called Novocaine, (duh) and it helps ease the pain, which is great. I hate that after the operation it's still there though.


I also hate that there isn't an ounce of chocolate in my house.

It's better when they gas you. What I like about when I get numbed up on one side of my face is when I drink water (or any liquid) I can only feel half of it go in my mouth, it just trips me out a little.

I haven't had that. However, I've thrown up water that was already in my mouth. Atleast, it felt like throwing it up, and that was wierd.

I never get the Flouride crap. That stuff ruins me. I had to get it twice the time before last because I messed up the first time. I could have killed someone right then and there and not felt any remorse.

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder]I haven't had that. However, I've thrown up water that was already in my mouth. Atleast, it felt like throwing it up, and that was wierd.

I never get the Flouride crap. That stuff ruins me. I had to get it twice the time before last because I messed up the first time. I could have killed someone.[/QUOTE]
I hate Flouride. It gives me headaches..... :upset:

I hate going to the dentist period.