we eat at the buffet and then do satanic butt sex rituals with satanic dildos

in the name of god

i need a girl that will lick my ***

[quote=Nepenthe;17482702]in the name of god[/quote]
no in the name of satan you queefer

[QUOTE=nator;17482705]i need a girl that will lick my ***[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure if I'd be OK with that if my girl licked my ***. I'd feel pretty weird and almost violated, I think.

i'd probably like it but then i'd have to kill her after because thats too embarrassing for anyone to hear

A girl would have to be pretty nasty to lick your ***, right? I mean, she couldn't be wife material.

ugh not at all

though that would be cool to marry this sweet girl and a few years later her nasty side comes out

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17482709]I'm not sure if I'd be OK with that if my girl licked my ***. I'd feel pretty weird and almost violated, I think.[/QUOTE]

uh it would feel good

[QUOTE=nator;17482727]uh it would feel good[/QUOTE]

I guess. I think it's better to just stick with licking/sucking the balls, the *** is just a little too gross.

square

[QUOTE=nator;17482736]square[/QUOTE]

Maybe, but it just makes me feel weird, the thought of my gf licking my ***. Something about that just doesn't seem right.

ask her todo it later?

No, I could never ask her to do that. I would be like, embarrassed or something.

lick hers first

[QUOTE=nator;17482754]lick hers first[/QUOTE]

I don't want to segue into it, I don't want her to do it at all.

wimp

[QUOTE=nator;17482763]wimp[/QUOTE]

It's weird. The only chicks who lick a dude's *** are porn star chicks and sluts.

i need to get a shemale who will **** me in the ***

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17482653]Didn't bother listening to it. The album is heavily layered and it has too much electronic/darkwave influence for me to actually enjoy it. It's not really thrashy or black metally tbh. He even stole a riff or two from Opeth believe it or not.[/QUOTE]

Good that I'm not the only one who think it blows.

you nasty nator

[QUOTE=nator;17482773]i need to get a shemale who will **** me in the ***[/QUOTE]

That would be [I]really[/I] messed up.

uhhh how

[QUOTE=nator;17482782]uhhh how[/QUOTE]

I typically think that whenever something penetrates a man's *** things are getting pretty weird.

i could **** her in the *** and jerk her off at the same time

sweet deal tbh

time to come out of your shell and enter the world of anal pleasures dude

[QUOTE=nator;17482793]i could **** her in the *** and jerk her off at the same time

sweet deal tbh[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't that mean you're like half gay or something?

something wrong with that?

It's just not something I'd be into.

so guys back on topic

Darkestrah?