No.

[url]http://www.amazon.com/gp/search.html/104-5840416-9478324?me=&node=3760931&keywords=slip%20on%20tool[/url]

hahahhahahahah, that is hilarious Dole.

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE][url]http://www.amazon.com/gp/search.html/104-5840416-9478324?me=&node=3760931&keywords=slip%20on%20tool[/url][/QUOTE]
Psssh. $50 for a strap-on weenie?

I need to get me one of those!

[QUOTE=honkybrewster]Psssh. $50 for a strap-on weenie?[/QUOTE]
slip-on...slip-on weenie

What happened to JmE? He hasn't posted in months

Stepped down from modship, got hacked, went to college.

I realised he'd stepped down, i wondered why he'd stopped posting though. Now i know.......

He is obsessed with World of Warcraft

Maybe someday will be blessed with another JmE.........his brother BmE

I am slightly British and slightly drunk.

I am slightly dutch, cherokee, scottish, and north polish

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I am slightly British and slightly drunk.[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

I thought all British were all drunk?

I feel numb all over and I miss everything by about an inch unless I concentrate

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]I thought all British were all drunk?[/QUOTE]
But apparently I'm only slightly British so therefore I'm only slightly drunk.

I tried to rep you for your Wesley Willis-ness but I can't.

How long did it take you to type that post?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]But apparently I'm only slightly British so therefore I'm only slightly drunk.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=fail-hitler]How long did it take you to type that post?[/QUOTE]
Who are you in past lifetimes? :confused:

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I feel numb all over and I miss everything by about an inch unless I concentrate[/QUOTE]
You are typing properly even when concentrating, your grammar is good and you are not swearing. you are at most slightly drunk.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Who are you in past lifetimes? :confused:[/QUOTE]

:confused:
in my last life i was Jon Clude Ven Dumering
in the life before that i was Cynthia McFranco

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]You are typing properly even when concentrating, your grammar is good and you are not swearing. you are at most slightly drunk.[/QUOTE]
I'm an editing my posts heavily beforehitting the "Submit Reply" button. Alcohol consumption is no excuse for poor grammar and spelling like a retard. I'm not Meg in that (and many other) respects.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I'm an editing my posts heavily beforehitting the "Submit Reply" button. Alcohol consumption is no excuse for poor grammar and spelling like a retard. I'm not Meg in that (and many other) respects.[/QUOTE]
Yes it is. It dulls your senses and slows reactions. That is an excuse for poor spelling and grammar, as that is what they are/use.

[QUOTE=fail-hitler]:confused:
in my last life i was Jon Clude Ven Dumering
in the life before that i was Cynthia McFranco[/QUOTE]
Ohhhh. Gotcha. :)

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]Yes it is. It dulls your senses and slows reactions. That is an excuse for poor spelling and grammar, as that is what they are/use.[/QUOTE]
It has certainly dulled my senses. My legs feel like they're going to drop off.

That would be one sense. Feel. Note how I used "senses" the plural form.

I'm sobering up a bit now. I felt a bit bad earlier. I can type properly because I concentrate and type very slowly then check it.

What time is it over there?

12:31

I'm sobering up more now. There's a period before you sober up when you feel really bad.

drinking is good... i get paid today :D

i learned something this week. never take heavy cold medicine that helps you sleep then...go into a hottub.

ahh, yeah, don't go to bed yet. Stay up another hour.

g'night kiddies x

xoxox I love you.

I get paid £35 a week for four hours every Sunday doing nothing.

I get paid 150-200 bucks a month for reffing.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Ohhhh. Gotcha. :)[/QUOTE]

Yeah. You were my arch rival in my last life
And when I was Cynthia we were lesbian lovers but you were a talk show host, but we were close friend, like really close like the way atoms are bonded.

hmm