eh, kind of sort of have a job now shortz. I'm a part time utilityworker for a private contractor. I have a flexible schedule, and I make $8 an hour. :)

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18003495]is there anything else to masturbate to id like to know :confused:[/QUOTE]

You tell me :)

[QUOTE=adb;18003496]what is your opinion on pron and masturbation, shortz[/QUOTE]

Haha. I don't really have an opinion per se, I have no issue with them both (unless the former is really extreme then it's all eww). But to each their own?

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18003499]shortz how often do you masturbation[/QUOTE]

Girls don't do such vile things. ;)

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18003510]eh, kind of sort of have a job now shortz. I'm a part time utilityworker for a private contractor. I have a flexible schedule, and I make $8 an hour. :)[/QUOTE]

Are you trying to pick me up?

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18003505]ill draw it[/QUOTE]

i didnt mean draw i mean act in it

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18003505]ill draw it[/QUOTE]

oh jesus

[QUOTE=illmitch;18003515]i didnt mean draw i mean act in it[/QUOTE]

oh ****.

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18003505]ill draw it[/QUOTE]

lmao comix?

yo elim do a shortz comic

[IMG]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1396/91384591.png[/IMG]

huh

Eliminator and Illmitch Make a Hentai

[IMG]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9158/17105018.png[/IMG]

hayley williams just posted her tits on twitpic

[QUOTE=adb;18003518]yo elim do a shortz comic[/QUOTE]

As much as I'd be honoured (?) to be featured in an elimin work of art, I'm not that well known for people to "get it"

[quote=illmitch;18003547]hayley williams just posted her tits on twitpic[/quote]
that was both hilarious and sad at the same time


brb fappin

[QUOTE=shortz;18003548]As much as I'd be honoured (?) to be featured in an elimin work of art, I'm not that well known for people to "get it"[/QUOTE]

i saw u had a ? mark, the correct spelling is "honored"

uh i forgot what shortz looks exactly like so i just made this

[IMG]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1882/shortz.png[/IMG]

cool.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18003556]i saw u had a ? mark, the correct spelling is "honored"[/QUOTE]

I'm Canadian.

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18003558]uh i forgot what shortz looks exactly like so i just made this

[IMG]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1882/shortz.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: Totally just burst out laughing. But why the **** do I look like a gorilla? I'm not [I]that[/I] ugly... :( And I don't think of watermelon, 40's and chicken at all. So inaccurate lim. Can I have a redo?

Ugh, gotta get up at 8 tomorrow. Five hours of sleep here I come. Getting paid like 112 buck tomorrow though :cool:

Gonna put $56 in my college fund, $12 in my savings, give $15 to a friend, spend $29 freely.

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18003558]uh i forgot what shortz looks exactly like so i just made this

[IMG]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1882/shortz.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

****ing great

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18003561]Ugh, gotta get up at 8 tomorrow. Five hours of sleep here I come. Getting paid like 112 buck tomorrow though :cool:

Gonna put $56 in my college fund, $12 in my savings, give $15 to a friend, spend $29 freely.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the real world.

lol college

when u graduate brent

[QUOTE=shortz;18003563]Welcome to the real world.[/QUOTE]

im getting paid 112 bucks why am i complaining. all i have to do is do yardwork for 5 hours.

no biggie.

my ancestors had to build pyramids.

[quote=Bulldog;18003571]im getting paid 112 bucks why am i complaining. all i have to do is do yardwork for 5 hours.

no biggie.

my ancestors had to build pyramids.[/quote]
youre as egyptian as i am chinese

your ancestors were aliens
what im confused :confused:

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18003571]im getting paid 112 bucks why am i complaining. all i have to do is do yardwork for 5 hours.

no biggie.

my ancestors had to build pyramids.[/QUOTE]

My ancestors probably worked for your ancestors.

[QUOTE=Deth;18003568]when u graduate brent[/QUOTE]

I need like 7 classes or w/e

prob next spring though

[quote=shortz;18003575]My ancestors probably worked for your ancestors.[/quote]
hey look now she's jewish too!

[QUOTE=TimJim;18003577]hey look now she's jewish too![/QUOTE]

lolwut?

[QUOTE=shortz;18003575]My ancestors probably worked for your ancestors.[/QUOTE]

Nah, my ancestors never owned yours. Jewish people invest in stocks, not zoos.