I'm trying to get back into shape and one of the easiest things esp for guys is to cut out sugars (esp in pop)

[QUOTE=illmitch;17369514]today i made a pledge to stop drinking pop

except for in mixed drinks duh[/QUOTE]
im about to get in on this too

hi yall

it was kinda hard for me honestly, i used to live on mountain dew & rockstar

ugh energy drinks are so terrible

all energy drinks taste amazing tbh

even the rockstar coffee type shi is good

my energy is provided all-naturally by SATAN

[QUOTE=Deth;17369553]ugh energy drinks are so terrible[/QUOTE]

this

i steal energy from other objects nearby

i steal the mystic energy from kabbalistic jews with an esoteric aryan contraption created by heinrich himmler and occult SS magicians

thats elite

I drink Monsters occasionally, but I like most of the other brands too, Monster's coffees are really good, never had the Rockstar coffee

what's an energy drink? yall 21st century kids and your internet mocha lattes

toothless joe wouldnt use punctuation or know about things like 21st ,internet or mocha lattes

toothless joe dont like ur kind

toothless joe knows a lot of things

toothless joe has a hip grandson who teaches toothless joe everything

so i was at warped tour the other day and was dying of heat so i thought the monster energy drink tent would be the ideal place to go.. i mean theyre free and everything

but no. why oh why do they give those out to everyone.. everyones all dehydrated and monster is so sweet and gross.

monster is one of the worst drinks I've ever had

and its called advertising hxc, dips[I]h[/I]it

I really like Monsters, but yeah I've also met quite a few people who ****ing hate them

im aware that its advertising, but they're advertising an awful product at an awful time.

douche le tard

gonna pay $5 for a big can of stuff that tastes gross so i can stay up all night and play wow!!

lol is there anybody else on this site that thinks they taste good?

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17369596]im aware that its advertising, but they're advertising an awful product at an awful time.

douche le tard[/QUOTE]

you amaze me with your retardation, son.

Warped tour is a perfect time to advertise Monster, they have very similar demographics

its hot out and people are thirsty.

any retard can figure that out. dont feel so smart.

the fact of the matter is that monster is sweet and its far from a thirst quencher. i was merely commenting on the fact that the amount of beverages that would be better suited at warped tour is insurmountable.

and of course u had to hop on my d1ck cuz ur an immense homo

who said Monster was supposed to be a thirst quencher?

Monster tastes like stomach acid. Then again, it basically is.

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17369611]who said Monster was supposed to be a thirst quencher?[/QUOTE]

i commented on it because it was being handed out for free at warped tour, made alot of stomachs sick so i thought it was funny..

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17369609]its hot out and people are thirsty.

any retard can figure that out. dont feel so smart.

the fact of the matter is that monster is sweet and its far from a thirst quencher. i was merely commenting on the fact that the amount of beverages that would be better suited at warped tour is insurmountable.

and of course u had to hop on my d1ck cuz ur an immense homo[/QUOTE]

one day son, you'll learn companies don't care about anything but profit

like they give a **** if people need a thirst quencher

give me a break kid, so ignorant

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17369617]i commented on it because it was being handed out for free at warped tour, made alot of stomachs sick so i thought it was funny..[/QUOTE]

yeah that's hilarious!!!!!

its stupid on their part. and you're stupid for thinking otherwise.

the only people who walk out of warped tour a fan of monster, were already fans before they got there. the new customers are being nauseated for free. so they aren't making a whole lot of profit.

[QUOTE=Deth]ugh energy drinks are so terrible[/QUOTE]

This.

[QUOTE=Deth;17369556]my energy is provided all-naturally by SATAN[/QUOTE]

This.

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17369625]its stupid on their part. and you're stupid for thinking otherwise.

the only people who walk out of warped tour a fan of monster, were already fans before they got there. the new customers are being nauseated for free. so they aren't making a whole lot of profit.[/QUOTE]

So you did interviews and ****? whats your proof that there were no new customers after that? how do you know everybody got a stomach ache? I only get nauseated with those when I drink them on an empty stomach.

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17369625]its stupid on their part. and you're stupid for thinking otherwise. [/QUOTE]
no YOU'RE STUPID, stupid.

hxc is a retard and i lose brain cells communicating with him

he loves assuming things doesn't he

You're stupid if you dont love assuming things

well fack adbrent you gotta lose brain cells somehow

you dont drink or smoke or bang your head whilst having sex with a hot chick

dis hxc feller shure aint to braght

im sorry for hating on monster so much guise.

it just made me sick =*(

I'm sick. Again.

****.

hopin u die

goddammit I'm bored out of my mind so I called the girl and she didn't pick up (probly at work)

her voice mail was so cute oh my god